Jordamania/DD/Justice League Press Conference

Subject: Jordamania/DD/Justice League Press Conference Sun 06 Dec 2009, 3:48 am

*Press are packed in front of a stage with a podium on it. A group of men appear from backstage: one is a tall lean black male with a pasted on blond mustache, red sleeveless shirt with "Jordamania" in bold yellow graphics blazed across it, faded blue jeans with a weight lifter belt with Jordamania on the back, and a red bandana. Close behind him is a figure clad in completely in a black leather coat with five hooded men (apparently druids) surrounding him while his face is draped to the ground in a solemn matter; and right behind him is a man clad in a maple leaf jersey and Canadian flagpole in hand with a look on his face that tries to say 'mean' but it fails...it fails miserably. Press are murmuring heavily amongst themselves and camera flashes are a plenty. The Hogan-ish man appears at the podium*

Jordan: "HOW ARE ALL MY JORDAMANIACS DOING OUT THERE, BROTHERS? I'M SURE EVERYBODY HAS BEEN WONDERING, BROTHER,....WHY DID THE SINGLE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN SMARKDOM, BROTHER, JOORRDDAAAMMAANNIIAAAA, BROTHER, HAS SIGNED A DEAL WITH BIG BAD BLUEBERRY; WHY, ALL THE LIL JORDAMANIACS IN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SAID, WHY GO....TO D-D??? THE ANSWER IS QUITE SIMPLE, BROTHERS. IT'S BECAUSE DD IS IN DIRE NEED, BROTHERS...IT NEEDS AN INJECTION, BROTHER, TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL, BROTHER. YOU GOT THE MARKY MARKS RUNNIN' WILD LIKE A BAD STD, BROTHER. I SAID TO MYSELF, "MAN, DD NEEDS HELP, BROTHER....IT NEEDED JORDAMANIA, IT NEEDS AN OVERDOSE OF VITAMINS AND PRAYERS, BROTHER,"...THEN I SAID TO MYSELF, BROTHER..."NO, V1, NO; DD COULDN'T HANDLE OVEREXPOSURE OF THE JORDAMANIAC MACHINE, BROTHER"....INSTEAD, BROTHER, I DECIDED..I NEEDED TO SAVE DD-BY TAKING. IT. OVER, DUDE.."

*extra murmurs in the crowd*

Jordan: "SOME PEOPLE ARE WONDERING IF THE JORDSTER IS LOSING HIS MIND, BROTHER, THAT THE JORDSTER IS GOIN' TO THAT DARK SIDE AS IF HE WAS ANAKIN SKYWALKER BY WAY OF A HUGE INJECTION OF JORDAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD THROUGH HIM...SEE, BROTHERS, LOYAL JORDAMANIACS WHO FEED THE POWER, DUDE....BY TAKING OVER DD, BROTHERS, WE'LL MAKE IT TO THAT NEXT LEVEL, BROTHER. I WON'T BE DOING IT ALONE..."

Random photographer that looks mysteriously like some sort of sexy vixen: "You're fuckin' insane, Harvey! By the time you get through with DD, you won't save it..You'll destroy it, you Hulk Hogan-wannabe black son of a bitch!"

*Hollywood Jordan Harvey twitches, glances at the mysterious leather-clad man, who dispatches two druids to grab the photographer from the crowd below; she attempts to ran away but they grab hold of her and throw her to the gothic figure who grips his hand around her neck as she resists to no effect..the man's eyes disappearing into the back of his head, purely fixated on the chokehold he has the woman trapped in. The Canadian hides his face behind his flag. The press is completely horrified.*

Hollywood Harvey: "AS I WAS SAYING, BROTHERS, DD WILL BELONG TO ME, TO THE JORDAMANIACS, BUT I WON'T BE DOING IT ALONE, BROTHERS. YOU SEE I GOT SOME HELP, INJECT JORDAMANIA WITH SOME NEW BLOOD. I GOT THE CREEPY, COOKY DEAD FUCKER WALKIN', DEADMAN AND HIS HOMIES IN THE HOODS, HOLMES, WATCHING MY BACK, BROTHERS.."

*Dead looks up to nod quickly, not once letting the photographer go from his chokehold; she is not moving and is incredibly limp; The Dead-Druids chuckle amongst themselves.*

Hollywood Harvey: "I ALSO WENT TO THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET (JORDAN), CAAANNAADDDAAA, BROTHERS AND RECRUITED THIS MAN, SO VICIOUS THEY PUT IT AS A PART OF HIS NAME, BRAH....TAKE A LOOK AT BRAD VICIOUSLY-DELICIOUS, BROTHERS.."

*Brad attempts to look mean but fails miserably*

Hollywood Hogan: "THANK GOD HE'S ON MY SIDE, BRAHS, BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE JUST BURNED A HOLE THROUGH JORDAMANIA, DUDES....I ONLY GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU: WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN JORDAMANIA AND THE JUSTICE LEAGUE RUNS WIIILLLDDDD....."

*jumps on top of potium*

Hollywood Harvey: "OOOONN YYOOUUU??!!?? TELL ME! WHAT'CHA GONNA DOOOOOO??!!??"

*begins ripping shirt but unsteady podium sends him flying off it and on to the floor of the stage. Dead-Druids pick him off the floor and cup themselves under his arms and takes him toward the back area. Dead throws pale, limp photographer into the crowd, puts hood on and follows his Druids, quietly muttering 'Anail nathrak, Dorthnei diednei, Bathnal nathra, de era umbrana' to himself, as Brad jogs with determination behind them, his immense Canadian flagpole providing a huge burden. The press are left stunned.*

*applauds slowly...unsure of what the hell is going on* lol

The Sexy Vixen wrote:: *applauds slowly...unsure of what the hell is going on* lol

THIS!

Th'fuck is this nonsense?

No.. really?

What the fuck is this nonsense?

Write a book or some shit...

LL Jr. wrote:: Th'fuck is this nonsense?

No.. really?

What the fuck is this nonsense?

LMFAO!!

EXACTLY, NCDIDDY, EXACTLY.....

Oh I can look mean when I wanna!

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Brad Vicious wrote:: Oh I can look mean when I wanna!

like in that pic you posted with your eyes closed? rofl

Guest

Yeah!
well, not so much in that pic actually.
but being 80% tattoos gotta count for something! I have a lip tattoo for godsake. If that dosnt scream 'tuff' I dunno what does !!! Jordamania/DD/Justice League Press Conference Lol

Jordamania/DD/Justice League Press Conference Lol

Guest

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

Brad Vicious wrote:: Oh I can look mean when I wanna!

like in that pic you posted with your eyes closed? rofl

LOL that was the one I referenced in the 'conference' and I even used Brad;s own words on it because I thought thye were more hilarious than anything I could come up with on my own. The simplicity of it was damn funny.

Hey I like that JL sig Jordan! Very nice.

Guest

lmao!

Ol' Dead did it; compliments to the chef...brother

*waiting for MVP to "lol" or "LMAO" again*

Just something I noticed...

MVP wrote:: lmao!

stop fucking spamming, thank you

DAMN MVP! Once was enough but three times? no no no

whatever u guys had been smoking to write that feel free to share it with the rest of us.

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