Blue *RANKS* 75 characters from the 90's slasher films

Ok so I am doing a horror ranking over at another forum and it's suprisingly taking off so I thought I'd bring it here

~Blue ranks 75 characters from the 90's slasher films~

Movies That will be making appearances!
Scream (1996)
Scream 2 (1997)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
The Faculty (1998)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Urban Legend (1998)
Halloween H20 (1998)
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)

Only characters that were somewhat relevant will make appearances, if I forget someone then they won't be ranked! Simple as that!

What's your source for this list Blue?

I'm sure you're copying this from somewhere.

And I'll only change my mind once you read/comment on my 3 Big Brother episodes.

lol ^^ i ve only seen some movies off that list

This is actually all me, whether you guys choose to believe me or not then that's on you

First UPDATE! in a few minutes

lol joel last place i agree with that one.

71.Julian Richings (Weird Janitor)

URBAN LEGEND

~I don’t even remember if he lived or died and I’m far to lazy to go check, I do remember that he was extremely weird (which obviously means RED HERRING!) since it was a horror movie after all. He ranks here because I barely remember anything he did lol.~




70.Robert England :Proffesor William Wexler



URBAN LEGEND

~ OMG! I had no idea I had so many useless people, yet again I don’t remember anything (I really should have watched all these movies before doing this). I do know that he was killed and he was the professor that would explain shit about urban legends and what not, other than that I totally forgot alol. He is the epic man that played Freddy Krueger so he ranks here for that reason alone <3~


69.Jerry O Connell (Derek)

SCREAM 2

~I always thought this dude was overrated, he is not nearly as hot as he thinks he is and he was a huge downgrade from Billy (Sydney’s true love <3). I didn’t like him in Scream 2, I did like that scene when ghost face almost stabbed him through the door, alol that death would have been epic imo. Meh I have nothing else to say so he ranks here…~


68.Liev Schreiber: Cotton Weary



SCREAM & SCREAM 2

~I just think he was useless (despite being a key player in the series) He barely had any screen time in Scream (in his defense he was put in jail because of Sydney, poor guy). Anyways that right there would’ve been the PERFECT MOTIVE for him to be one of the killers in Scream 2. I actually thought he was going to reveal himself to be one of the killers after Mickey was already dead (THREE KILLERS?!?!) that would have been epic, well I was wrong. He was just another boring good guy, so what else could have possibly made Cotton Weary a bit more relevant? How about date Sydney? That would have been a nice twist but twas not meant to be.~




67.Natasha Gregson Wagner (Michelle)

URBAN LEGEND

~ OMG I HATE THIS BITCH! (not the actress) ok so the movie starts and we see her stop by some gas station, blah blah blah fast forward a bit… The gas attendant sees someone in the backseat of her car so he makes up a lie and tells her that she has a phone call (he had her credit card). She goes inside and sees the gas attendant lock the door (obviously to keep whomever is in her car out) and then she realizes that no one is on the phone, the bitch freaks out and hits him, He stutters so it’s hard to understand what he’s trying to say (killer in the backseat) Michelle is not hearing any of that, she breaks his window and then gets the hell out of dodge. The killer gets up, kills her with a axe. I just think that she is a DUMBASS! All of this could have been avoided had she just heard the dude out (although I probably would’ve lost my cool too if some creepy dude was locking doors and lying about phone calls). However, since I am the viewer I’m entitled to hate the dumb bitch, BTW isn’t she the most satisfying first death ever in the history of HORROR MOVIES?!?!? ~


66.Jack Black (Titus)

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

~OMFG! Please never wear dreads again, he looked awful.. I think Jack Black for the most part is funny (in Comedies), horror is just not for him, like at all! His death scene was lame and the scream he let out was hilarious in a bad way

“Seriously don’t do that”

Um wtf? He just stabbed you in the hand with his hook, seriously don’t mess around and HAUL ASS! Maybe he was being serious but I took it as him joking around so whatever he ranks here~


65.Brad Dourif (Gas station attendant)

URBAN LEGEND

~HOLY SHIT! I just found out that he plays the voice of Chucky in the Child’s Play series and he’s a OSCAR Nominated actor! ZOMG legend <3333 He was initially going to be lower but he plays CHUCKY so I bumped him up a bit. Anyways he had a minor role as the gas station attendant in the beginning of the film. Basically he sees the killer in the back seat of the “Michelle’s car. He then tells her she has a phone call inside (he really wanted her out of the car, such a hero <3) Anyways the bitch (Michelle) realizes that she doesn’t have a phone call and freaks the fuck out, I believe he was going to tell her the real reason he brought her inside, but she hit him or some shit and left after breaking his window (YOU‘RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT BITCH!). He then screams “SOMEBODY’S IN YOUR CAR!”. I think that was the phrase, meh He should have told her ass as soon as they went inside and they could’ve handled things better but there wouldn’t be horror movies without your token idiots <3333~

I wish I can help with that but youtube is being a massive bitch!

thanks for the comments

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Drew Barrymore and that crazy chick who gets shot through the mirror from the Scream series better all make it <3

But yeah, great list so far.

Love it!!!

Of course, I skip those whom movies I didn't watch, like Urban Legends.

i didnt see that urban legend movie either. great list so far

Hailey wrote:

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Drew Barrymore and that crazy chick who gets shot through the mirror from the Scream series better all make it <3

But yeah, great list so far.

Love it!!!

Of course, I skip those whom movies I didn't watch, like Urban Legends.

Crazy chick? Parker Posey? Scream 3 came out in 2000, she will not be in this but the other two will <3

You need to watch Urban Legend, Tara Reid is in that and she's amazing <3 (before she turned into a hollywood party girl )

if tara is in that movie then i think i did see it awhile back.

64.Johnny Galecki (Max Neurick)

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!

~I liked him but he added nothing to the story and I think now is the time to get rid of the useless characters whether I like them or not. I only remember two things about him (besides his death scene). He seemed suspicious in the beginning after the crew “ran over” David Egan, almost as if he witnessed the whole thing or something, the other thing I remember was that Barry hated him (Ryan Phillippe was such a douche bag as Barry but he’s hot so all is forgiven <3). So yea Max was and is extremely forgettable but almost everyone remembers him as David on Roseanne so yay for that I guess.~




63.Joseph Gordon Levitt (Jimmy Howell)

HALLOWEEN H20

~I think this guy is adorable and has the potential to be one of the top actors in our generation, but this is not about his career lolz, this is about his character in Halloween H20, Jimmy <333. We first (and only) see Jimmy in the beginning of the movie, he’s the neighbor of original Halloween g.oddess Marion <3. Anywhoo Michael Myers kills him off screen (lame much?) with an ice skate to the face (ouch!). I remember thinking how original and badass that death scene was lol, I was like 10 so spare me haha. At the end of the day Jimmy was fodder so he ranks here~




62.Zachary Ty Bryan (Eric)

The Rage: Carrie 2

~I think I hate this dude, he was such a douche in the movie (your typical high school jock) and I wanted him dead dead DEAD! (of course I got my wish <3, more on that in a bit). One of the reasons I hated Eric was because Lisa (played Mena Suvari) literally killed herself over him . Who the fuck kills themselves over a guy, especially idiots like Eric?!? This is not about her though, it’s about Eric. Supposedly he dumped Lisa because she wanted to go steady and he didn’t .I’m sure there was more reasons as to why he dumped her but I’m not bothered to go check lol. Lets talk about his epic death scene <3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cv-H2D33Gg Fast Forward to 6:35

<3 Isn’t that great? The idiot died by having a harpoon gun shoot through his dick alol How great is that? Such a fitting death for such a sleaze. HATE!~




61.Deborah Knox (Party Girl)

The Rage: Carrie 2

~More rage slaughter <3333 This girl was the epitome of useless (and as you can see I’m getting rid of the useless characters). I don’t even remember this chick speaking, the reason she is ranked so high is because of her death scene (Sliced to death when Rachel telekinetically sent several CDs flying at her at high speed.) *cringe* that definitely had to hurt.~





60.W. Earl Brown (Kenny)

SCREAM

~KENNY <33333 “Move your fat ass” Gale and Kenny, such great duo <333 Obviously he was her best camera man, Joel was just ugh! I like Kenny a lot but I couldn’t justify putting him any higher. He was WHIPPED! Whatever Gale said, he did it because she was an HBIC like that, he died such a hero too, Sydney is alive today because of Kenny (KNOW THAT BITCHES!) You don’t believe me? Well watch his death scene again, he clearly points to an alternate exit from his van (I doubt Sydney would have figured it out) but then again bitch was smart so who knows? Kenny R.I.P! )~





59.Henry Winkler (Principal Himbry)

SCREAM

~First off kudos to Wes Craven for getting a legend like Henry to star in Scream, Although I doubt that anyone from the cast would have predicted the movie to be a CULT CLASSIC! I love Henry, I grew up watching Happy Days, Fonzie <333333 I enjoyed him as the principal, he was so nice to Sydney and I thought that was sweet because growing up my principals were ubercunts! Anyways he died in his office and I felt bad for him because Fonzie was getting his ass handed to him and that just DOES NOT happen, ok?! It just doesn’t! To make matters worse, when the kids found out that he was dead, they left the party to go to the school and celebrate his death or something, How dare they?!?? Poor guy just could not catch a break, )~




58.Omar Epps (Phil)

SCREAM 2

~OMG after watching his scenes in Scream 2 I regret his placement!!!! But I’m not going to go through so much trouble so he stays here haha, He was the first death of the sequel.. I kind of liked him so that’s why he ranks this high, he’s also high because it’s OMAR EPPS <33333 I don’t really have much to say though because like I said he was the first death but I’ll try my best. He and Maureen (Jada rocking the white girl names <3) went to see “Stab” but she wanted to see a Sandra Bullock movie instead ;( YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HER PHIL!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!! Ok rant over, I think they are the best couple of the entire series, they were funny, attractive and in love <333. I liked them for the short time that we saw them. Anyways Phil goes to the bathroom (who doesn’t at the movie theatres? I go like five times lol that’s why I don’t ever drink soda when I go to see a movie) and well we all know what happens right? If not, I’ll tell you, Phil enters one of the bathroom stalls and he hears some giggling/whispering and naturally like any nosy person would do (I know I am) he moved in closer to hear what exactly was going on and BAM! Stabbed in the fucking ear! Poor Phil , he ranks here because he was amazing and the second of only two likable guys of Scream 2 (the other being Mickey god <333) ~

that first pic looks sick.
thats what phil gets for being nosy lol

Thank you for commenting, you are my only fan

ur welcome aww im sure hailey & silva will comment as well

At least this time it had more people I knew.

And unlike you, I think the fat guy was worthless.

But meh. The black guy was worthless too.

And the guy from I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Ugh. These people all suck.

Get to the top already! I wanna read about people who matter!

Girl I gots to cut the useless and then get to the greats <3333

OMG ssilva your comments crack me up

I'm doing the next batch now, it's taking forever because this one will have 11 victims <3

BTW Bump the thread at the other site lol

After this I'm ranking the Heroes vs Villain cast <3

si senor!

Prince Blue wrote:

After this I'm ranking the Heroes vs Villain cast <3

sounds awesome. cant wait to see that one

57.Charlotte Ayanna (Tracy Campbell)

The Rage: Carrie 2

~Oh my lord what a disappointment she turned out to be in this film. I guess the writers or director tried to make her out to be the “Nancy” of the film? You know the bitchy girl from the original “Carrie?” Tracy was so boring (even her death scene was dull, a chunk of a burning roof fell on her, she barely had any screen time (which made no sense) but then again the whole freaking movie made no sense so eh whatever, the only reason she ranks higher than she should is because she’s beautiful, I love her eyes <3)~





56.Mena Suvari (Lisa)

The Rage: Carrie 2


~You know a bit about her from the number 62 entry, as I previously mentioned Lisa committed suicide, she literally walked off of the school roof (not jumped) walked! She landed face first onto one of the cars, probably the most blood we’ve seen through out the whole movie. (god this movie is so lame lol) I have nothing else to say about her, she’s a moron? I will never ever EVER kill myself over some dude (or chick) you guys are not worth me losing my life, mmkay?~






55.Jason London (Jesse)

The Rage: Carrie 2

~Might as well continue with The Rage bloodshed, after all it is the weakest film of them all. Meet Jesse, the male lead in the movie (AKA Rachel’s love interest) He’s alright and all (looks wise) but he’s definitely a step down from “Carrie” heartthrob Tommy so dreamy <3333 Anyways Jesse is just boring imo, obviously he’s not useless but he’s the most boring “final” guy of them all so he ranks here.~

　

54.Salma Hayek (Nurse Rosa Harper)

The Faculty

~G.oddess alert! The first of many g.oddesses to appear on this ranking, although Salma wasn’t much of a g.oddess in this movie, she definitely was one in “From Dusk Til Dawn” <3. I’m a bit disappointed that Salma didn’t have a more prominent role in the film, pretty much every other teacher was featured more than her (how dare they do that to Salma?) Oh well, at least she had that one scene in the faculty room where the Coach and Mrs Olson turned her into an alien, nothing else comes to mind so she ranks here~





53.Jon Stewart (Professor Furlong)

The Faculty

~Isn’t he a DILF? This guy ages but somehow looks hotter as he ages. He was the cool teacher in the movie (what little we actually saw of him) My favorite scene of his was when he found the students (Casey, Zeke, Marybeth, Stan, Stokely and Delilah) in his classroom, they had just found out what was going on thanks to Casey and Stokely.. Anyways Furlong starts acting creepy, he locks the door and pulls down the shades from the door (CREEPY ALERT!) then Zeke (Josh Hartnett <3 so hawt) tries to leave and the Professor pushes him and says “SIT” alol, so of course a six on one showdown happens (not really just the three guys vs. Furlong) The students ultimately end up in control when Zeke pulls out a pen filled with his drug, and jams it into Furlong's eye, in doing this they found out how to kill the aliens (out of all things, Zeke’s drugs!) LMFAO!~





52.Joshua Jackson (Damon Brooks)

Urban Legend

~I liked him, he was cool for the short time we saw him, if he lasted longer he would’ve definitely been higher but he didn’t so he stays here. On the night of his death he took Natalie to the woods to talk, being that he is a man of course he wanted to do more then talk, he was pretty douchey about it though. Natalie was clearly upset because a friend of hers died (Michelle) and Damon took advantage of that, he made up some shit about a deceased girlfriend and then tried to seduce Natalie but she wasn’t having it (I think she slapped him lol) Damon got out of the car to take a piss, He then is attacked by the killer, who hangs him from a tree with the rope attached to the car. As the killer approaches Natalie, she attempts to run him over, strangling Damon in the process. Damon's corpse falls onto the windshield and Natalie flees into the woods, screaming. That’s pretty much it for Damon, I liked him going into this but then I remembered his nasty behavior so I’m not so sad he ranked this low now~

　

51.Michael Rosenbaum (Parker Riley)

Urban Legend

~He was the jackass of the film that somehow managed to pull Tara Reid’s character Sasha, Tara was one of my first celebrity crushes so I was disappointed to see this fuggo as her man in this movie, ewww so much! I am pretty indifferent towards him, don’t really hate him or anything but I don’t care for him either. His death scene was kind of interesting though, I believe the killer drugged him or something and then they poured bathroom chemicals down his throat, gross much? ~

I don't know a single person from those people... >_>

Wow.

i dont remember any of these people either. i havent seen carrie 2. lol salma gets turned into an alien

This is a pretty cool list Blue. I hope u finish it :P

50.Matthew Settle (Will Benson)

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer


~ZOMG Gossip Girl <333 I need to watch that show, I love teen dramas haha.. Anyways he was the “love interest” of Julie in the movie, he was a bit on the boring side if I’m being honest. He had nothing on Ray <333333 so I was like “bitch please” Julie does not want you, k? Stop being so fucking desperate! Then he revealed himself as “Ben’s son” to Julie, I was like “Oh!” That’s what Benson meant?” His last name was Benson, I should have put two and two together alol! So yea he was boring but got interesting quickly towards the end, also so much hate for the way he punched Julie in the stomach! Fuck you Will!~

　

49.Dylan Bruno (Mark)

The Rage: Carrie 2


~He was more of the “Nancy” then Tracy ever was, he seriously hated Rachel in “The Rage”.. He was the typical high school jock, he made it his mission to torture Rachel throughout the film until the bitch snapped on his ass and all of his friends. He was best friends with Eric (haha your dick was shot off!) yea Mark basically was the one who came up with everything, he was the leader if you will. He did a lot of shady things to Rachel, stalked her in her home, taped her having sex and made it seem as if her boyfriend was in on it. HE WAS SHADY AS HELL! Rachel of course got the last laugh, he ended up drowning in a pool when she covered it with the pool cover thingy. HILARIOUS! Lol~



48.Mekhi Phifer (Tyrell)

I Still Know What Your Bitch Ass Did Last Summer lmfao!



~Ugh, I haven’t seen the movie in years but I remember really disliking this dude, he just seemed to always be in a shitty mood and it put me in a shitty mood just watching him. His chemistry with Brandy was a bit on the “meh” side, oh shit I just realized that he was her love interest in the “Boy Is Mine” video, omg I <3 that song! Oh this is about him? Oh ok! Well he died (like that wasn’t to be expected?) when Ben (or as I like to call him HOOK MAN!) stabbed him in the throat with his hook, it was a nasty scene to say the least so um yea, he ranks here~

Hahahahaha nice job Blue

Thanks so much for the comments

The Rage: Carrie 2 was not a slasher flick. it was a chick with supernatural powers

I should have worded things differently, 90's teen horror flicks

Don't know any of them >_> yet again.

Just keep em coming Blue and I'll comment

Hailey wrote:

Don't know any of them >_> yet again.

Getting rid of the deadweight <3

the GODDESSES are still in this

i dont know any of the people either. but ur comments on them were funny!

lol really? I thought it wasn't up to par with the other ones that I used to post (that were not my work lol)

lol i thought they were.

I apologize for the long break, I'm back now and the ranking will be moving at a much faster pace, I can promise you that. Here are the next four entries.


46.David Arquette (Dewey)

Scream, Scream 2

~I may catch heat for this one but I frankly don’t give a shit, it’s getting down to the wire and the top 45 >>>>>>>>>> Dewey, ok?!? I never hated him or anything so let me clarify that now but I did dislike him (especially in part two). Seriously, tell me you guys weren’t annoyed with Dewey in Scream 2? I wanted him to die die DIE! The walk aggravated the living shit out of me! You guys know what walk I’m talking about too so don’t even try to front lol. Also what the fuck is it about Dewey? Why is it that he out of all characters has nine fucking lives? He’s been stabbed who knows how many times and is still living. Since I’m in a bitching mood I can’t leave out TatumGoddess! Why did she have to die? If one of the two siblings had to die, did it have to be her? AHHHH Fuck you Dewey!

That was the bad lol ^^^ , Now onto the good. Dewey was hawt in Scream imo so he has that going for him and he hooked up with Gale Weathers on screen and off, GJ Dewey/David! ::bows down::~





45.Alicia Witt (Natalie)

Urban Legend

~OMG! She was annoying! One of the most irritating final girls in horror movie history lol. Natalie just rubbed me the wrong way with pretty much everything she did. Everything from her acting, Alicia Witt is an mediocre actress at best and um didn’t really work as the final girl, it should’ve been Tara Reid <3333 Yea it was pretty much just her acting alol, although one scene that pissed me off was when Tosh was dying Natalie didn’t turn on the fucking lights! (Tosh likes to have sex in the dark and hates it when Natalie turns on the lights) Fucking awesome, the one time you choose not to turn on the light someone ends up death Natalie you bitch! LOL in theory Tosh should feel my wrath but I like her and not Natalie, ok? Natalie then proceeded to fuck around with Brenda’s man Paul (second time this slut did this Brenda, the first being when Brenda‘s boyfriend died because of Natalie (but she didn‘t know about this…..yet!) She knew that Brenda had a crush on Paul and still fucking kissed him. If that wasn’t enough, Sasha played by the then wonderful Tara Reid <333 (before she became a druggie ) was working at her radio station and the killer wanted to kill her (durr!) Natalie could hear Sasha screaming on the radio and somehow thought that she was going to save Sasha so the bitch makes a run for it IN THE RAIN!!!!, well she got there in time just to see Sasha get AXED! The scene was pointless, Natalie was not going to save her so why get my hopes up? Lol That’s three G.ODDESSES that Natalie royally screwed with (Tosh, Brenda and Sasha) so fuck you Natalie, the only reason you ranked this high is because you are the final girl and I have a contract that says the final girls must always be in the top 50! Ok I’m kidding lol, meh~



44.Jared Leto (Paul)

Urban Legend

~Urban Legend slaughter <3333 Sorry Jared, your good looks won’t keep you in this time pal. Every annoying final girl needs a counterpart am I right? Paul wasn’t annoying but he was pretty boring, I literally cannot remember anything about his character other than Brenda crushing on him, he and Natalie kissing and him working for the newspaper. After that I got nothing, I guess you can say he ranks this high because of his great looks? Moving on <3333~





43.Elise Neal (Hallie)

Scream 2

~Sorry sweetie but you aren’t Tatum and you never will be, I can be so harsh sometimes lol. Ah Let’s see, she was one of two token black girls (in a horror movie ::GASPS:: the Scream franchise made history!!! ) never mind that, that’s me being random. Anyways going into the movie I knew both were pretty much goners but at the end of the day I preferred one of them over the other and sorry Hallie but Maureen >>> you! Hallie had quite a bit of screen time (being Syd’s best friend kind of does that for ya) but lord was she boring!!!!!! Anyone that wants to be in a sorority is dull as shit (no offense ladies <3) but in a horror movie I don’t give a shit about that stuff lol. Bonus points goes to miss Hailey for dating Mickey (wait they were dating right?) I really need to see this shit again ahaha. ZOMG I do remember her death scene though, yay for remembering lol! So basically Hallie and Sydney go into witness protection or were being driven to police custody because as you know there was a killer on the loose and etc. Well the cops crashed and you know what comes next, DEATH! Ghost face killed both cops and somehow got in the car, Sydney and Hallie naturally want to get the fuck out of the car but being that it’s a police car, their only way out was through the front seat where the killer was unconscious. After a few minutes of being scared both girls managed to get out unarmed (YAY for happy endings <3) or not! Sydney being as curious as ever wanted to unmask ghost face (BITCH YOU HAD THE CHANCE WHEN YOU ESCAPED THE CAR!) Sydney gets to the car and notices the killer missing, he comes from behind Hallie and stabbed her in the chest. It’s so messed up, both could have survived but Sydney just had to be anxious, tsk tsk poor Hallie ~