Rewrite Wrestlemania

Subject: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 1:16 am

How would you rewrite Wrestlemania?

Kid Rock is gone. No one cares about him.

Molly, Victoria, Joy, Miss Jackie, Torrie and Sunny get intros. Everyone else will be in the ring.

Didn't mind Santina but if we're doing it serious Lita and Trish would be there.

Trish will chick kick Beth out for the win.

Can't believe WWE can't think up a better ending for h}{h/rKo. They're professionals right?

I would have Orton kick out after the Sledgehammer and then stand up staggered. h}{h goes for the Pedigree and Orton twists his arm into an RKO!

Both men down. Orton begins to get up. Trips slides the sledgehammer to himself.

Orton goes for a punt kick and h}{h rams the hammer in his gut! Then pins him.

That's called momentum H}{H!!

Then he can beat him down and deliver an extra pedigree.

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 1:25 am

1st match: diva battle royal...every diva would be in ring except both champions and the returning divas...they would all get intros. final 4 would be: Victoria, Layla, Michelle and Santina. Victoria eliminates Santina and herself respectively...then Layla goes for Michelle..Michelle cheats and Layla goes out..thus leading to a Layla face turn. Michelle wins.

2nd match: tag title unification mtch...same ending and all that...the colons winning...it's just the 1 match i really wanted to see

3rd match: JBL vs Rey...same thing..less than 30 seconds..JBL jobs.

4th match: Taker vs HBK...no change...loved it as is

5th match: World title match triple threat...wouldnt change the ending..i didnt mind cena winning. I just would've had Vickie take a few more bumps. lol

6th match: MITB...Shelton would win. I love Punk but i think Shelton needs a tiny bit more glory.

7th match: WWE title match...Stephanie at ringside. Orton is laid out...HHH goes for the pedigree, steph stops him...says "let me do it" Steph gives Orton her own version of the RKO (just for LOL) and then HHH's pedigrees him...HHH wins.

Kid Rock and the WWE HOF stuff would all be cut...it bored me

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 1:41 am

First The show would open with Vince Mcmahon Saying the line "Wellsome to Wrestlemania" It would be JR and vince Mcmahon on announce team like the old days.

Then Jennifer Needles sings the national Anthem

1st Match- JBL vs Rey Mysterio- Rey wins with a roll up pin and jbl goes crazy and Grabs chair and beats up Rey. Next night at raw Rey beats him again in a tag match and at backlash they face eachother and JBL loses, Promping JBL to quit and become GM.

2nd Match: 25 Diva Battle Royal- Kid Rock Gets Ran Over by Stone cold's ATV and the divas make enterences. Beth wins

AC/DC Plays

3rd match: The Tag Match

4th Match- MITB

Insert Kid rock here, Divas come to ring and dance Basically comdy Segment.

5th match: John Cena vs EDGE vs Big show- Big Show wins with A knockout punch to Edge and Choke slm from top rope on Cena.

6th Match: Jericho Vs Legends- Snuka first, Piper 2nd, Match ends with Mickey, ric and Steam boat beating him up.

7th match: Triple H vs Randy Orton: Steph at ringside, Triple H gets DG after Randy Hits steoh and HHH Beats the hell out of him.

8th Match: Undertaker vs HBK- Exact way it should have ended.

Last 15 minutes HOF comes out and has beer with Stone Cold. show ends with Vince Saying "Thank you ladys and gentlmen around the world for watching the 25th wrestlemania.

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 1:46 am

Like the changes. I was with you with Shelton Vix.

Joke results-"Steph flashes Orton and h}{h hits him in the back of the head with the sledgehammer."

Off Topic-"h}{h is a damn felon."

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 1:47 am

LOL I forgot to add Steoh is on a Stripper pole naked

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 1:49 am

I was trying to save her some dignity. Ain't CPW. Wink

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 2:04 am

Why does everyone say HHH is a felon? what's the inside joke i'm not getting?

and i forgot Y2J's match...that is the match i'd put on the preshow but i'd let fans be able to watch it..not make it exclusive to the WWE WM25 DVD..that's just dumb.

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 2:05 am

Y2J's match was good, Steamboat is a legend.

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 2:34 am

HMMM Interesting Stix! I would change everything except HBK V Taker. I would go into detail but I’ll be here all day

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 10:09 am

that aint an excuse....u just basically cant be bothered lol

Match 1- Mitb...exact same as before, except Benjy doesnt botch, and Kane reverses Cm Punks Kick and Chokeslams him off for the win.

Match 2- All Former Divas get own entrance. Same sorta thing, except the eliminations take a bit longer.
Final 6 Santina, Victoria, Beth, Melina, Michelle and Mickie
The five divas are beating eachother up, and then realize that Santina is sat doing nothing, so they throw them out....
Santina comes 6th
Michelle comes 5th
Mickie comes 4th
Melina comes 3rd
Beth comes 2nd
Victoria wins

Tag Titles.....either way couldnt care...it just shoulda been on the card

ReyRet beats JBL in 21 seconds...nothing changes

Matt def Jeff...a bit more excitment, maybe jeff does a swanton through the table not just a splash....same ending. just a bit more exciting

Jericho beats the legeneds....nothing changes, well except piper and snuka get eliminated within a minute, and jericho and steaemboat have a 10-15 mins classic

WWE title match, nothing much change except Big Show gets the surprise win

Taker v MIcheals.....NOTHING CHANGE..PERFECT...BEST WM IN HISTORY

World title match...ends with Steph turning on HHH and RKO winning, interference from mcmhons and legacy, they fight to the back...steph accompanies HHH and remains at ringside.

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 11:47 am

How many Veiws do you think your wm would get LL?

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 12:18 pm

i dont know lol
as many as this years one
except im sure they wouldnt be as disappointed

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 2:23 pm

nice battle royal, LL

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 4:28 pm

H}{H is a felon cause he always breaks the law. Attempted murder x2 wait times 20 or so....
Breaking and Entering....Spousal Abuse....Assault with a deadly weapon on a 60+ year old man....Indecent Exposure....Drugging a woman and marrying her against her will....Trespassing.......................

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 5:24 pm

I see...

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 5:48 pm

I forgot Accessory to Attempted Vehicular Man Slaughter.

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 6:01 pm

those are all trumped up charges...he'll have the whole case thrown out.

lol!

Subject: Re: Rewrite Wrestlemania Tue 07 Apr 2009, 11:00 pm

Add multiple counts of vandalism.

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