Funniest things that have happened in school?

Any funny incidents in school that you want to share?

My history teacher hated me for some reason, she always gave me a turn in class to answer questions and 95% of the time it was questions i didn't know. She always checked my homework when i couldn't answer a question (which btw i never made just copied it from someone in the class prior to history).

Then one day she asked me a question we got as homework and well i always wrote my history stuffs on a lose piece of paper. Now i couldn't find the paper, i looked and looked and she kept waiting. It took me like 7/8 minutes to find the piece of paper with the answers, and when i did, i told her. "Um sorry, i don't have the answer to that specific question" and i just started laughing in her face, she got all mad and sayin how i kept her waiting to tell her that and then laugh in her face and how it is disrespectfull and blah blah blah and i just laughed.

I know it wasn't THAT funny, but was funny when it happend ok plus you HAD to be there to see her face.

bad, Kev. lol

i saw a girl fall off the stage during a school assembly. she landed right on the band sitting in front of the stage.

one time, someone put laxitives in da ketchup and da slushie machine at lunch. half of da students had 2 go 2 da bathroom, it wuz funny while it lasted..........

being teased.

Had to be this one time in food class. one of the girls in my foods class just got into an argument with the teacher for not being able to make pancakes, so when the teacher went into the back to grab a few things this girl sprayed pam on the floor infront of the door the teacher went in. Floor + Butter like thing = slippery. The teacher slid and flipped over one of the tables and landed square on her back.

COCOKOLA wrote:

one time, someone put laxitives in da ketchup and da slushie machine at lunch. half of da students had 2 go 2 da bathroom, it wuz funny while it lasted..........

Wow, when i was in middle school, Some kids put laxatives in doughnuts and gave them out B4 class. But when some kid gave one to his teacher and she saw what was in it. They called the cops and everything just got blown out of proportion. The kid who did it ended up getting suspended for 30 days, and everyone else was sent home early. Best April fools day ever!

in middle school someone put a stink bomb inside the vent. the heat was on so it was blown into a few classrooms.

we had to evacuate the rooms cause of the smell and we had class outside that day.

^ thats happened a lot of times but we never got class outside.

Dang! I dont remember anything except people getting there asses kicked. I believe I laughed at some fools getting beat up. Especially if it was kids that think they are better then everyone

Yeah, I remember this one fight that happened at my school. George and.. I think it was John. I don't remember. But I do remember John, or whatever his name was so fucking full of himself. He always said he could kick anyone's ass. So these two kids hate each other, I'm sitting with a couple of my friends at lunch.. George went to buy a snack, so John took his seat. He comes back with his snack and sees he took his seat.. he called him a faggot and walked off somewhere else, right, so John gets up and hits him from behind. George actually laughed and turns around and John hits him again.. knocking his food from his hand.. he said something like "That's my Fudge Round you made me drop, queer".. George punched him and blood came out of his lip. John actually cried and ran out of the cafeteria.

Blue Campbell wrote:

Especially if it was kids that think they are better then everyone

This definitely coincides with that.. fucking hilarious.

Well, my whole class once approached the same history teacher to move up a history test for a day later because we all felt we werent ready. Only 3 kids went and talked to her while the rest of us waited outside. The teacher said no, we had loads of time to prepare and whatevers, but we asked just one day. one fucking day, seriously.

Anyways, who ever the teacher didn't see that day, all left (including me lol), we called the 3 other kids that haven't arrived yet to stay home, and we all left. 7 kids out of the 19 showed up for the test

Then the school called home, before i explained to my parents but they told them i got sick and came directly home, since my teacher from my early classes was absent so i was free and didn't think i had to tell anyone i was leaving since technically school never started for me.

I just told my parents i was failing history and studied wrong chapter for a test. They believed me

The week after all 12 of us got a test 10X harder, seemed it was even harder then any tests we ever got. We all did it horribly but it was fun skipping school lol

Jedijoe94 wrote:

COCOKOLA wrote:

one time, someone put laxitives in da ketchup and da slushie machine at lunch. half of da students had 2 go 2 da bathroom, it wuz funny while it lasted..........

Wow, when i was in middle school, Some kids put laxatives in doughnuts and gave them out B4 class. But when some kid gave one to his teacher and she saw what was in it. They called the cops and everything just got blown out of proportion. The kid who did it ended up getting suspended for 30 days, and everyone else was sent home early. Best April fools day ever!

OMG LOL. Dat seems like it wuz

Okay heres Mine:

It was Friday the 13th I was in 9th grade and we were getting dressed after Gym Class. It was in the old highschool. To make matters worse My sister was in my gym class. Well I was using the bathroom, I flused the toilet and all of the sudden water leaked EVERYWHERE. I had to get my gym teacher.

It was funny becasue it happend friday the 13th.