Report: Reason Why Jeff Hardy Was Raided By The Police

The following is an excerpt from an exclusive article on ProWrestling.net:
The story making the rounds in the WWE locker room regarding [color:d967=#900][color:d967=#900! important][color:d967=#900! important]Jeff [color:d967=#900! important]Hardy's explanation for his legal troubles is that he was arrested when police conducted a raid after a package was sent to his home that had been flagged before it was delivered. Apparently, Hardy brought the package inside and police officials were on the scene to conduct the raid.
The [color:d967=#900][color:d967=#900! important][color:d967=#900! important]story goes that Hardy did not know what the package contained and that it was sent to him by someone from outside North Carolina who had expressed interest in doing business with him.
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This hardly seems to be a reliable story. It is not much more than a rumor.

I, however, have the true tale of what happened.

You see, the government discovered that Jeff Hardy is in fact not human, as they realized that a mere mortal could not possibly contain such awesomeness within. He was captured for study and the drug story is just being used as a cover-up.