Diva/Knockout Big Brother 1 - Day 1

Welcome to Diva/Knockout Big Brother 1

The Divas are at the doorstep of the House. The host, Lilian Garcia is looking at the women and watching them look around to see who they will be living with.


In groups of 3, you will all enter the House. Upon entering the House, you will choose a bed. All of the bedrooms have plusses... and minuses. The first 3 girls to enter the House are... Awesome Kong, Eve Torres and Gail Kim.

Awesome Kong pushes Eve and Gail out of the way and rushes into the house.


Grrr....


This house is amazing! Oh my God. This bedroom is so mine.


Wait! Let's be in the same bedroom. All 3 of us. There's 5 beds, we can share this room with 2 other chicks and try to get rid of them as soon as possible.


Grrr...

Kong walks away and goes into another bedroom.



... or not.

Back outside, the next group is ready to enter.


The next 3 to enter the House are... Debra, ODB and Kelly Kelly.

The 3 women get into the house like ladies until...


THIS HOUSE IS DOPE. WHERE'S THE BOOZE?


The task is choosing a bed... not act like a pig. Anyways I'm going into the room where nobody's in now.


HEY HEY KONG!!! LET'S SHARE THIS BEDROOM YO!


Grr...


OHMIGOD! Gail remember when we used to be best friends? Then I turned on you? And you hated me? Let's share a bedroom! BFFS AGAIN!


Oh. yay... this is going to be sooo much fun.


The next 3 women to enter the House are... Lita, Natalya and Taylor Wilde.


*Signature salute*
Where's my fellow Knockouts? Let's share a bedroom girls.


I wonder who will have the last bed in our bedroom.


Nattie, let's go with Debra. I'm NOT sharing a bedroom with Smelly Kelly.


Alright.


The next 3 women to go inside the House are... Trish Stratus, Melina and Mickie.


Hey Melina, there's 2 places left in Gail's room. Let's go!


Well this room's going to be interesting. Eve, the new chick. Gail, the highflyer. Kelly, the whore...


HEY!


It's the truth ain't it?


Whatever.
*Pouts*


Guys, can I share a room with you?


Why the hell not?
Just don't cross my path.


O_O
*Puts things on bed*
Okay...


So the last 2 women to enter the House are Maryse and Layla.


Toutes les chambres sont pleines!
(All the rooms are full!)


What?


Never mind I found one.
*Sets stuff in Trish's room*


It seems as though I'm with the Knockouts.
This is going to be weiiiiird.


D00000000D. We're cool. Now where's the BOOZE!


*through the loud speakers*
ODB, there will be no booze before the first challenge. In this first challenge the first Head of Household will be crowned. That person will nominate two other Houseguests for eviction and then 6 people will play for the Power of Veto. The winner of that competition will get to either save one of the nominees or leave the nominees as is. After that competition, one nominee will be evicted as the other Houseguests vote to eliminate. Now please head to the backyard for your first competition.


What. Is. That. Shit?


Good question Maryse. It is mud, there are 5 keys hidden in that HUGE pit of mud. All you have to do is find a key. The 5 Houseguests finding a key and to get out of the mud pit will move to the finals. Good luck. JUMP!

All women except for Debra and Maryse jump in the mud.


I am NOT going in there.


Neither am I. That is disgusting.


OH MY GOD. MY BOOBS ARE GOING TO BE ALL DIRTY. IT'S VINCE'S FAVORITE PART!

*Everyone stares at Kelly*
*Everyone continues to look for keys*


Grr...


*Jumps on Kong's back and steals her key and gets out of the mud*
YES! I'm a finalist!


Debra is the first finalist! Four more keys!


I FOUND ONE!
*Tries to crawl out*


*Sits on top of Lita and steals her key and steps out of the mud using Lita's head*
Grr...


Awesome Kong is the second finalist!


*Takes a key and tries to sneak out of the pit without being seen... and succeeds*
YEAH BABY!


Natalya is the third finalist! Only 2 more keys in there ladies.


I FOUND ONE!


*Spears Mickie and tries to find her key*
WHERE THE HELL IS IT?


I was just kidding.
*Starts laughing*


I've got one and I'm not even kidding.
*Escapes from the mud pit*


Layla is the fourth finalist!
Only 1 more!


WHERE IS THIS KEY?


*Sees key*
It's in your thong Kelly.
*Grabs key and tries to escape from the pit*


*Grabs Trish's leg*


*Enziguiri on Eve*


*Jumps for a dropkick on Trish*


*Moves out of the way of Taylor's dropkick*
*Escapes the mud pit*


The five finalists are; Debra, Awesome Kong, Natalya, Layla and Trish! The second part is harder. You are now all slippery because of the mud, you have to hold on to that pole the longest you can. If you slip and fall, you are eliminated.


HA! Thank God I didn't get myself dirty in the first place.


OHMIGOD! GO DEBRA! YOU CAN DO THIS!

All 5 finalists hold on to the pole and the platform under them releases and they are left hanging on the pole.


*Slips and falls immediately when the platform lets go*
SHOOT! I wasn't ready.


Layla is eliminated.


Grr...


I bet it's hard to lift... all that butt.


I bet it's hard to lift... all those breasts eh Debra?


Shut up Natalya.


*Signature laugh. Slips and falls*
NOOOO!


Natalya is eliminated.


Come on Kong, you can do it!


Grr...
SHUT UP YOU WHORE.


*Slips and falls*
Whoa...


Debra is eliminated. Only 2 women are left. Awesome Kong and Trish Stratus.


Well this is going to be fun. I mean seriously. Look at her, and look at me.


*Gives up and drops*


The first Head of Household is Trish Stratus! Now Trish, tomorrow you will get to nominate two Houseguests. Good night everyone.

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This is nothing competition-wise, just talking and strategy.

Debra, Maryse and Natalya are in a room talking.


I suppose it's alliances time. We should form one. Us 3.


I think you're right. Nobody will suspect us. Especially not us Debra.


This is going to help us for sure, but we need to get Trish to nominate 2 other women.


I know how to do it.

Debra goes in Mickie's room and finds Mickie and Trish there talking, so she decides to listen to their conversation.


Listen Trish, this is a very simple nomination. Nominate 2 Knockouts and we can get rid of one of them. BOOM. That easy.


What about the Power of Veto?


It can only save one of them. The other will go for sure! If I were you, I would nominate Kong and ODB. Taylor is nowhere near a threat.


That's true.

Debra decides to stir up some trouble. She barges in the Knockouts room.


Did you guys know Trish wants to nominate Kong and ODB? She also thinks that you, Taylor, are a completely waste of the Knockouts talents. She thinks you aren't even NEAR a threat.


WHAT?
I'll show her what a threat does.




Debra walks back silently to her room where Maryse and Natalya await her.


How'd it go?


Shh, just listen to the magic.


HEY TRISH!
I'M NOT A THREAT? BITCH I'M A BIGGER THREAT THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!


Whoa whoa, calm down. Where does this information even come from?


An anonymous tip. Now please explain why the fuck I don't deserve to be considered a threat?


Without your lesbian lover Sarita, you are nothing. NOTHING!


Sarita isn't my lesbian lover. And you aren't one to talk. You and Mickie hit it off pretty good last time I watched WWE.


STOP! JUST STOP!
Taylor don't you dare insult Trish like that. Trish is the best!


Not again.
Listen, Taylor I'm sorry I offended you that wasn't my goal.


Whatever, I'd rather be nominated than being called a non-threat behind my back.
*Leaves and goes back to her room*
Stupid drama queens.


Stupid drama queen.

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What the Houseguests thought of Day 1


I love stirring up trouble, so obviously today was very fun. Although the competition was really really disgusting.


Today I just kept quiet so that nobody would notice me and I wouldn't make enemies. I even threw the first competition. I threw back a key that I had found.


The only thing that was bad today was having to share a bedroom with Kelly.


IT WAS SO FUN. SORT OF LIKE WHEN VINCE...
*Camera cuts off*


Grr... I'm in a house full of bimbos.


I think I'm starting to like the Knockouts better than the Divas. Oh lord.


Today went well, I decided to keep my attitude inside or Taylor might've been dead by now.


Excellent day today. Alliance. Drama. Exciting.


I suppose this was fun. Except ruining my hair in the mud. I really need to take a shower. But of course only Trish gets one because she is Head of Household.


Trish being Head of Household means auto pass for me. YAY! And I stood up for her. I think she likes me. I hope she does. YAY TRISH!


I guess this was fun. I mean... I'm in an alliance after all.


I didn't find the god damn booze yet. LILIAN I WANT BOOZE!


I'm so scared of nominations. I might be going up because of my blowout on Trish.


I'm not sure who I should nominate. Kong and ODB to make sure Kong leaves? Kong and Taylor so that it could be closer to a tie? ODB and Taylor so that Taylor would leave? This is so confusing.