Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day

Subject: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:31 pm

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:33 pm

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:36 pm

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:41 pm

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:45 pm

Random as fuck...

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:48 pm

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:12 pm

ROFL... WTH?!

Guest

- Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.

- Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all his clothes correctly.

- Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he'll gladly do it for free.

- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.

- Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.

- When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.

- Evolution is a lie; just a list of animals that Chuck Norris believes were created by our God Almighty.

- Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 6:53 pm

epic...fail?

Guest

You people seriously overuse the terms epic and fail.

I was giving the true Chuck Norris facts.. name one way it was either epic or a failure.

- Chuck Norris can suck the AIDS virus right out of a grown man's cock, then spit it into a bottle for research.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 6:56 pm

we overuse it, you live it. the world is balanced

Guest

4th grade insults at it's height. Sigh. And all because I insulted Chuck fucking Norris.. looooooool.

- When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it's not because he ran out of
women, but because women couldn't find his penis when he wanted to have
sex with them.

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Joey, you're a ***. What did Chuck Norris ever do to you?

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 7:31 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:: we overuse it, you live it. the world is balanced

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The Voice Number of posts : 3495 Age : 28 Registration date : 2008-12-27

When Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Joey and snaps his neck, he snaps his neck back in place, just to kick him again.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 7:40 pm

KJ Moore wrote:: When Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Joey and snaps his neck, he snaps his neck back in place, just to kick him again.

Interesting. Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Icon_eek

Guest

KJ Moore wrote:: Joey, you're a ***. What did Chuck Norris ever do to you?

I'm three stars because Chuck Norris is an UNFUNNY, OVERFUCKINGDONE, meme?

The Voice Number of posts : 3495 Age : 28 Registration date : 2008-12-27

Dude, why the hell did it bleep that out..?

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:34 pm

KJ Moore wrote:: Dude, why the hell did it bleep that out..?

Blue set up new word filters

The Voice Number of posts : 3495 Age : 28 Registration date : 2008-12-27

oh well I called him a F A G

Guest

So I'm a faag because Chuck Norris is an unfunny, overused, meme?

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:03 pm

Talk about quadriple posting to get your post count up...Its called editing your first post and adding more...

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:12 pm

TRX wrote:: Talk about quadriple posting to get your post count up...Its called editing your first post and adding more...

THIS! It can be totally obvious after awhile. meh dunno

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:37 pm

Famous Last Glitch wrote:: 4th grade insults at it's height. Sigh. And all because I insulted Chuck fucking Norris.. looooooool.

- When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it's not because he ran out of
women, but because women couldn't find his penis when he wanted to have
sex with them.

you would know all about 4th grade insults, wouldnt you...btw jackass its not a meme...its from a "fact" site that hypes him up

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:22 am

TBH, I don't know why people are getting so worked up about Glitch saying he has a small penis lol...

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:25 am

TRX wrote:: TBH, I don't know why people are getting so worked up about Glitch saying he has a small penis lol...

He would know....

anyway Dead, I saw this Chuck Norris shirt that would love, it was full of dumbass facts about him.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:36 am

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:44 am

I love Chuck Norris Jokes/facts. They are freaking hilarious. A good laugh!

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:46 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:: When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

FTW? Funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day 773246

Guest

Chuck Norris is a meme, bro.

an unfunny one, at that.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:39 pm

and the only person whos getting all pissy about it, is you. so sorry not everyone has to bash EVERY simple thing because they dont like it, like you do

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:41 pm

umm what's a meme???

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:43 pm

something like this

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Joeys just gonna shit on it, because it doesnt make him laugh

Guest

Nah, meme's are funny, chuck Norris is just an overdone, unfunny one which was funny once, but no longer is it.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:50 pm

Cool story bro

Guest

Fail.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:09 am

just like your life, now stop fagging up my thread

Guest

Just like my life? You really are pathetic, continuing on the charade of fourth grade insults, obviously hoping for more provocation.

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:27 am

speaking of pathetic, lemme go find all the threads of you harassing Keri on here. yeah, and IM pathetic. im looking for provocation? i know someone with a ego like yours couldnt stand to not have the last word in. now go back on Twitter, k thx

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:29 pm

Jericho really does know.....

Subject: Re: Random Chuck Norris Fact Of The Day Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:32 pm

lol if you're referring to me being a hypocrite, you do the same exact same shit

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