What's The Meanest Way You've ever Broken Up with Someone.

I never try to do things that will bite me in the ass (karma wise) in the end.

But, this one girl I was seeing in my senior year in highschool had it coming. She was such an attention whore. Found out she was kind of flirting with one of my friends (confirmed it with my own ears on three way). One day she asked me to take her to the mall, while she was in the Bloomingdales I just left. Broke out and left her stranded at the Beverly Center. I went home and my buds came over to play video games and hang. When she finally managed to get home she called my cell, so I let my buddy she was flirting with pick up the phone. Needless to say she hung up. Read the message loud and clear.

Well In highschool I had a boyfriend I gave a 2nd chance to. He asked me out clamining he broke up with his girlfriend. I found out he never broke up with her and my friend got him on the phone around valentines day. Then she gave me the phone and he goes who in the hell is this? I say its over good bye then gave the phone back to my friend.

Y'all are mean!!! I just pooped in her bookbag and called it a day.

さまざ wrote:

Y'all are mean!!! I just pooped in her bookbag and called it a day.

I've never broken up with anyone in a mean way. I just tell them i'm not happy and they can do much better. Then we part ways. I hate breaking up.

this one dude pissed me off in the car driving back from the movies, i know its mean but tbh i dont give a fuck. he said something that just got under my skin so i pulled over and told him to get the fuck outta my car. hes so lucky we were only a mile from his house

janine wrote:

Well In highschool I had a boyfriend I gave a 2nd chance to. He asked me out clamining he broke up with his girlfriend. I found out he never broke up with her and my friend got him on the phone around valentines day. Then she gave me the phone and he goes who in the hell is this? I say its over good bye then gave the phone back to my friend.

ROTF. When someone realizes that both people they were trying to play busted them together it's pretty priceless.

Angelwilliamsfan wrote:

this one dude pissed me off in the car
driving back from the movies, i know its mean but tbh i don't give a
fuck. he said something that just got under my skin so i pulled over
and told him to get the fuck outta my car. hes so lucky we were only a
mile from his house

LOL. Hope he had cab fare... What a douche.

さまざ wrote:

Y'all are mean!!! I just pooped in her bookbag and called it a day.

whats up Konnan?

Chuck Norris wrote:

さまざ wrote:

Y'all are mean!!! I just pooped in her bookbag and called it a day.

whats up Konnan?

I was pooping in bags way before he did it.

Team Jacob wrote:

Chuck Norris wrote:

さまざ wrote:

Y'all are mean!!! I just pooped in her bookbag and called it a day.

whats up Konnan?

I was pooping in bags way before he did it.

Randy and Konnan owe you a great deal.

Okay, on my ex boyfriend's birthday, i ordered a cake as a gift. I picked out everything he liked and left him a special message. I dropped the cake at his house and went home. He knew i wasnt coming. But skipping ahead, went they open the cake box, everyone went silent instead of the usual 'Happy Birthday' it was 'We're through....oh and if you happen to talk to nika, tell her i said congrats to her for having your baby boy. Get a job, you cheating bastard.'

CierraMist wrote:

Okay, on my ex boyfriend's birthday, i ordered a cake as a gift. I picked out everything he liked and left him a special message. I dropped the cake at his house and went home. He knew i wasnt coming. But skipping ahead, went they open the cake box, everyone went silent instead of the usual 'Happy Birthday' it was 'We're through....oh and if you happen to talk to nika, tell her i said congrats to her for having your baby boy. Get a job, you cheating bastard.'

YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!

CierraMist wrote:

Okay, on my ex boyfriend's birthday, i ordered a cake as a gift. I picked out everything he liked and left him a special message. I dropped the cake at his house and went home. He knew i wasnt coming. But skipping ahead, went they open the cake box, everyone went silent instead of the usual 'Happy Birthday' it was 'We're through....oh and if you happen to talk to nika, tell her i said congrats to her for having your baby boy. Get a job, you cheating bastard.'

LMAO. Can you imagine his face was probably like

CierraMist wrote:

Okay, on my ex boyfriend's birthday, i ordered a cake as a gift. I picked out everything he liked and left him a special message. I dropped the cake at his house and went home. He knew i wasnt coming. But skipping ahead, went they open the cake box, everyone went silent instead of the usual 'Happy Birthday' it was 'We're through....oh and if you happen to talk to nika, tell her i said congrats to her for having your baby boy. Get a job, you cheating bastard.'

awesomeness

CierraMist wrote:

Okay, on my ex boyfriend's birthday, i ordered a cake as a gift. I picked out everything he liked and left him a special message. I dropped the cake at his house and went home. He knew i wasnt coming. But skipping ahead, went they open the cake box, everyone went silent instead of the usual 'Happy Birthday' it was 'We're through....oh and if you happen to talk to nika, tell her i said congrats to her for having your baby boy. Get a job, you cheating bastard.'

I give you props on dat, Ci Ci

The Sylar Nicki Gaga Fan wrote:

YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!

Aw, thanks

Edgegore wrote:

LMAO. Can you imagine his face was probably like

Yep, his mom fainted and his grandma whacked him wit her spatula.

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

awesomeness

I know, right?

COCOKOLA wrote:

I give you props on dat, Ci Ci

thanks, cuz.

Like Vixen, I don't like breaking up with peoplein a mean manner. The girl I dated, I just said it wasn't working out or something, and I wasn't ready for a relationship.

i told him after experiencing a date with him, he wasnt in my league.

tiffygoddess22 wrote:

i told him after experiencing a date with him, he wasnt in my league.

That statment would knock any chick or dude down a few pegs. Some people need ego adjustments.

I've never had a real "serious" relationship.

I know, I'm only 16, but damn.