WWE Pinkslip

Think of an idea, statement, suggestion or recommendation that would for SURE get you fired from WWE.

"Vince, I think the fans are tired of seeing DX night after night even though you keep saying for "One Night Only".

"I just scripted a womens match that lasts about 8 minutes"

"Mr McMahon, how about we induct Chyna this year?"

"I was thinking about us starting a Diva search that requires prior wrestling training as a pre-requisite".

"Mr. Helmsley, how about tonight, you get the major ass whipping and then Shawn comes in and does the superman routine?".

"Batista is not really that great of a wrestler"

"Vince, why dont we let Charlie Hass beat Cena for the WWE Championship"

"Hey... I was just wondering, Mr. McMahon, if we could um... raise the PG rating?"

"Cena will loose all his fans!"

"No one really cares, sir."

"Get the fuck out of my office!"

Dixie Carter RULZ

"Mr. McMahon, I think we should focus on wrestling once in a while...."

KJ Moore wrote:

"Hey... I was just wondering, Mr. McMahon, if we could um... raise the PG rating?"

"Cena will loose all his fans!"

"No one really cares, sir."

"Get the fuck out of my office!"

No one is going to ruin my bid for Senate. Fire KJ right now!!!!

"Um Vince, why do you walk like you have a dick stuck in your ass"?

"I want you to fire Triple H"

"Triple H slept his way to the top because he knew you would give him the company when you drop dead, he basically used you"

"Vince, we want to make Layla Women's Champion"

"Vince why dont you make Layla womens champion? Or Divas Champion for that matter?"

"Vince, why don't we make Bret Hart a Guest host for RAW?"

i highly doubt Blue or Deads ideas would get them fired, just a big ass NO WAY

"Vince, why don't we bring back Shotgun Saturday Night?"

"Vince! How about you kiss my ass on national Tevlevision"

"Vince, why don't we at least TRY to be unpredictable in angles?"

Vince, can i sleep with your daughter to get a shot at the WWE title or World title

"Hey Vince, how big is your cock?"

EWWW

Viva La Guerrero wrote:

"Hey Vince, how big is your cock?"

you wouldnt get the pinkslip he might just whip it out to show you

Hey Vince, How about you quit worrying about looks when it comes to your divas?

Vince, i think TNA is better

"For the love of GOD King, Kelly Kelly is young enough to be your goddamn granddaughter! Stop verbally fapping to her each time the bitch has a match!"

"What idiot decided to NOT push the Birchills?"

"Stephanie, I have this really great diet you should try."

"Come on Shawn, who do you think you're fooling with that ponytail; we know you're going bald"

"Vince, no one wants to see your saggy ass this week; pull up your pants or I'm having Shane ship you to a nursing home."

"The only thing Triple H fears more than divorce, is an iron clad prenup"

"The veins on the arms of Batista are bigger than his penis. I should know, I heard Melina giggling about it."

"Cena I was going to mock you for your lackluster acting skills in 12 Rounds, then I saw Michelle McCool cutting a promo and after seeing her shitty skills I think you're a thespian worthy of an Oscar."

"Undertaker, more like overbaker; dude has a tan that only a guido can envy"

Start chanting "TNA" while valeting a match

If I were a diva and stuck in that lame ass "She's just Jellus(Misspelled on purpose) that _____ is in Playboy" feud playing the heel. "Yes J.R. I'm sooo Jealous that my father loved me and filled me with enough self worth to realize that posing for spank material is degrading and not some huge honor you and the cradle robber make it out to be."