Joe's fanasty Wrestling match's

Safari Man is seen in the locker room lacing his boots.

He has a detirmined look on his face. It's hard to desribe the look. But it is a serious look. A looks the tells you, He wants this match. He needs to win. He has no choice. He has to prove him self, and this is his time. This is his time to tell all the people watching that he wants this. He wants XWA. He is here to take XWA by storm.

Safari Man stands up from the chair after lacing his boots. He walks over his locker and pulls out a pair of brass knucks.SM takes a long look at the knucks then drops them.

SM determins his doesnt need them any more. SM mumbles under his breath " I Don't need these"

SM Walks out of the locker room with his head held high.

He looks to his left and sees Jack Johnson.

Jack Johnson-" Excuse me Safari, can I get an interveiw.

Safari Man: No Problem

Jack Johnson: Ok thank you. First off what do you think of you match tonight with Darren Shan?

SM smirks

Safari Man: I think I'm going to win. But in all seriousness, I have the upmost respect for Shan. but this is his first match, Ever. I mean sure, this is my second match in XWA but I'm a veteran MMA fighter. and I've wreslted in other promotions. He's a rookie and I want to make an example out of him.

Jack Johnson: An examp-

SM: Let me finish.

Jack Johnson: I'm sorry

SM: Don't be sorry about it just don't do it again. As I was saying. I respect Darren. But being best buds with someone isn't going to advance me in XWA. I'm not going to praise the man because in reality I am the better of the two. Now, don't try calling me cocky, because I know I still have to prove my self in XWA, and belive me I will. But I've proven myself as a accomplished MMA fighter and wrestler. Tonight, will be the first step, in my journy to the top.

Jack Johnson: Safari Man, whats your favourite type of match?

Safari Man: Well, Jack. I don't really see what this has to do with my match. but if you need to know. I perfer a Cage, or ladder match.

Jack Johnson: Interesting. Well SM I know you need some time alone.

SM: Jack. I've been alone all my life. I know what I need. What I need is a Victory. Jack I'm from the Jungle. I ALLWAYS get what I need.

Sm looks around to Darren Shan.

Darren: Hey Safari, Theres no hate between us is there?

SM shakes Darrens hand

SM: Darren, the only hate I have is against my self. Hate, because i'm not farther in the company. I need to work harder. I have no hate for you has a wrestler or a person. but when we get in the ring, it's a different story. I respect as I do every man that has the amount of talent you have. We may be friends here. But in the ring its everyman for him self.

Darren: I understand

SM: So, goodluck and don't hold back, because I've been throught to much to hold back.

Darren: I assure you I'll give is everything

SM: Allright then. I'll see you out there.

SM walks aways as his musice starts to play. He pauses a minute be fore walking out, takes a deep breath. And walks.......

Spoiler:

SM walks to the very top of the ramp. He takes a minute to look out at the crowd. He takes a deep breath. Then walks down the ramp. While walking down the ramp, he pauses, He sees a kid looking at him. SM walks over to him and pats him on the bat. Safari Man taps a few hands then walk around the announce table and shakes the announcers hand. SM then walks up the steel steps and walks on the edge of the ring. Then walks back to the ring post. SM climbs to the top and raises his hand.

SM is feeling a feeling he has never felt before. For once in his life he is making somthing of him self. He is proud of his self. This is the big stage. This is where it happens. Safari Man takes second to reflect on his past. He thinks of himself as a teenager, Fighting for money, Dealing drugs. SM realizes he has now tooken the right path. This is what success feels like.

SM walks into the middle of the ring and gets down on both knees and says a prayer. Then gets up from his knees and a waits his oppenent. SM is ready to prove him self.

Darren Shan walks out onto the ramp. He runs wildly down to the ring and slides in. He is ready for his match. But does he know what awaits him?

Ring Announcer: In this corner. From the the hell of the Jungle. Weighing in at 257 pounds The Jungle Warrior Safari Man!

Ring Announcer: And in this corner. Darren Shan

SM walks up to Shan and shakes his hand. Both competers act as if they're ready to fight, but are they? We'll find put soon enough.

The Referee: Lets be clean. Are you ready?

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SM and Darren Dance around the ring a bit. Trying to get a feel on what each other's plans are. SM holds up his hands for some chain wrestling. Darren doesn't go for it. They Lock up and Safari Man tosses Darren into the corner. Then runs towards him. but Darren moves and SM lands right in the corner. Darren Does a kneck breaker and covers Safari Man.

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SM powers out of the pin, pushing Darren 4 feet in the air. SM gets up as if nothing happened and cloths lines Darren, Hitting him so hard Darren flips. SM picks Darren up and delivers a Scoop Slam. SM goes to the top rope.

SM may be a big guy, but he has never been afraid to take risk.

SM goes for a flying leg drop, bbut Darren Moves! SM is able to sit up but Darren Drop kicks him. Darren then does a standing moonsault. and covers SM

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SM kicks out, but is really hurt, SM is holding his leg from the leg drop. Darren sees this and kicks SM in the Leg.

SM fights through the pain and gets up.

Darren tries to Irish whip SM but SM reveres the Irish whip and does a back drop. this buys him some time.

SM is on the ground along with Darren, as the REp starts to count.

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SM is now on his knees and is holding on the the ropes.
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Safari Man is on on knee and is trying to get up. His leg still hurting.
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SM is up! But so is Darren. Darren comes from behind and chops SM's knee.(Chop Block.) SM falls the the ground in pain.

Darren runs towards the turnbuckle and does a moonsault on SM! Darren thinks about a cover but doesn't pin, instead he grabs SM's bad knee and trurns SM on his stomach. Darren locks in a Single Leg Bosten Crab.
SM is screaming in pain, as he tries to reach the ropes. SM is getting closer and closer but Darren pulls him away and locks it in even tighter. SM does a push up and ducks his head under, he is able to roll throught the bosten crab and grabs the knee of Darren. SM locks in a knee bar!

Darren is not screaming in pain, SM is trying to submitt him but Darren is able to roll with with the move and slip out. Darren is in the corner trying to get to his feet, but the damaged may allready be done to SM.

SM is to one knee and Darren comes running towards him and SM hopps up and delivers a Spine Buster.

You can feel the momentum shift to Safari Man's Favor and the fans go wild. Holding up signs like " Go Safari Man!" and "Lets rock the Jungle". For a breif moment Safari Man looks out to the crowd and soaks this in. but he has a match to wrestle.

SM climbs on top of Darren and starts delivering punches. SM finally picks him up on his shoulder as if doing a snake eyes to the corner, but instead throws Darren out of the ring! Towards the the Announce Table.

SM rolls under the bottom rope and grabs Darren by the hair. Sm slams Darren head into the edge of the ring. Then slams it into the announce table. The tries to Slam his head into the steps but Darren puts his foot up and counters the move, slamming Safari Man's head into the Steps.

Darren jumps up on the edge of the ring, then jumps on the ropes and does a moonsault on SM, but Safari Man catches Darren on his shoulder again, in the snake eyes position. Darren knees SM in the back of the head, causing SM to fall back, Darren now has him in a reverse DDT position. Darren hits a Spinning Facebuster on Safari Man. SM lands on the cold hard floor that is outside then ring. Darren gets up and crawls into the ring. The refferee starts to count for a count out

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SM is to his feet!!!!!!!

Darren performs a Suacide dive over the top rope! Taking aout both himself and Safari Man!

The Ref counts

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Darren is to his feet and pulls Safari Man up and pushes him back into the ring. Darren then climbs up on the edge of the ring as SM is getting to his feet. Darren is about to jump to the top rope, but Safari Man spears him. Darren is holding onto the ropes with one hand. SM Suplexes Darren over the top rope.

Surpriseingly SM is quick to his feet. and goes to the top rope. but Darren gets to his feet and goes to the top rope as well. SM and Darren are fighting, trading punches on the top rope. Darren is getting the upper hand as Safari Man is sitting on the top rope and Darren is Standing on the second.

Darren swings another punch, but SM ducks and hooksm an arm of Darren's. SM locks in a Arm triangle choke, while they are still on the top rope! SM pulls Darren up to the top rope as well, they are both on the top rope on the turn buckle. SM still has the Arm triangle locked in and Darren is fading fast. SM jumps from the top rope with Darren! Landing on the mat!( Allmost like Matt Hardy's Side Effect, only a Arm Triangle choke)

SM still has the Arm Triangle locked in and it is now a Andaconda Choke as they're on the matt. Darren passes out. The Ref grabs Darren's arm and pulls it up and drops it. 1, The ref again pulls up Darren's arm and drops it. 2!, the ref repeats this but Darren shakes his fist! He's still in the match! He has no ounce of quit in him, this is why SM respects gim so much.

In a surprise, Sm lets go of the hold. SM is to his feet and gives Darren no time to recover from the Arm Triangle/Andaconda Choke. SM picks up Darren and gets him ready for a power bomb! SM lifts Darren up for a power bomb but Darren counters it into a Hurricanrana pin.

Darren is holding onto SM's leg.

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Darren is fed up with SM kicking out and and stomps on SM! He brings SM up and kicks him in the gut. He goes to hit a Canadian Destroyer but Safari Man counters and hits an Alabam Slam on Darren. SM runs towards the ropes and comes back with an Elbow drop! both wrestlers are worn out. but Safari Man knows he has to keep going.

SM kicks Darren then grbs him and picks him up. SM tosses him in the corner, then climbs up to the second rope. Safari Man starts to punch Darren Stone Cold style!

Safari Man punches Darren! Fans Chant 1!
Safari Man punches Darren! Fans Chant 2!
Safari Man punches Darren! Fans Chant 3!
Safari Man punches Darren! Fans Chant 4!
Safari Man punches Darren! Fans Chant 5!

Then Darren walks away from the turnbuckle with SM on his shoulders! Power Bomb! Darren Hits a Power bomb! Darren Falls to the ground with the powerbomb as SM's weight was to much to handle. Darren rolls Sm over and pins him

1.....2....3!!! Darren hops up and starts to cellebrate! but SM's leg was underneath the rope! Darren starts to shout at the ref! Darren Argues and argues with the Ref. All while SM is getting to his feet.

Daren turns around SM plows him with a running leaping shoulder block! SM and Darren both hop back up, SM then clothslines Darren and Darren gets back up. SM then kicks Darren in the gut. SM Hits a DDT!!

SM gets back to his feet and pulls Darren up. SM runs towards the ropes and back to Darren, SM tries to do a Clothes Line from Hell but Darren drop kicks him!

Darren takes a moment to get back up and then climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. SM is now back to his feet.

Darren jumps from the top rope and tries to perform a cross body, but SM catches him, the hits the Go To Sleep! Sm hooks Darren's leg and pins him.

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Safari Man wins the match! With a clean victory! SM takes a minute to get to his feet. Safari Man leans on the ropes with a huge smile on his face. Safari Man reagains his composer and climbs to the top rope and raises his hand. To Safari Man it's like winning a championship! He know's he needed to win this ! he needed to prove that he belonged in XWA.

SM looks over at Darren and and smiles, he walks over to Darren and grabs Darren's hand. SM pulls Darren up and holds his hand up! Showing respect for his challenger.

SM points at Darren while still holding his hand up. SM walks over to the edge of the ring and asks for a Mic.

SM: What'd Y'all think of that match!!!!?

Crowd goes crazy!

SM points to Darren

SM says with a smile on his face: This Son of a b***** gave me the match of my life! He tool everything out of me. He deserves some serious respect!

SM drops the mic and holds up Darren's hand.

SM steps out of the ring and starts to walk back up the ramp to go to the locker room. Safari Man shakes a few hands in the crowd. before he is completly up the ramp.

SM is in the hallway receiving high fives from some of the wrestlers.

SM sees Jack Johnson

Jack: Hey Safari Man condrats on your win. What does it feel like to win here at XWA!

Safari Man has the biggest smile on his face.

Safari Man: You know Jack, It feels F'in amazing!

Jack: Do you think you proved your self tonight with your win?

Safari Man: Hell no. A wrestler just cant prove himself with one match. It takes a while. I began the jouney to the top tonight. I'm begining to prove my self.

Jack: Is there anything you'd like to share with your fans?

Safari Man: Of course. I owe you fans everything. you give me the motavation to keep going. You are everything to me. Tonight I started I journey, a journey that I hope will one day end with me in the hall of fame. I want you guys to come on the Jouney with me!

Jack: So Safari Man, how do you plant to celebrate your win?

Safari Man: I'm going to disney land!

Jack: Your kidding right

Safari Man: Yeah, I'm kidding, unless Disney has a strip club

SM laughs!

Jack: Well Safari Man congrats on your win.

Safari Man: Well, thanks. Darren really gave me a hell of a fight, and I have the most respect for him!

SM walks aways while High Fiving wrestlers and shaking hands with the GM.

SM heads to the shower, after winning his most important match to date.

45 Minutes Before the Match:

Safari Man in Streching in his locker room, to be exact it’s a butter fly stretch. His legs are folded and he’s touching his nose to he feet. Getting ready for his match tonight. Trying to loosen up When-

Knock. Knock

Safari Man: Doors open

In walks The man the myth the Legend- Randy couture! Safari Man has a shocked look in his face as he jumps up from his position and gives Randy a hug.

SM: I didn’t know you were in town this week!

Randy: I wasn’t. I tried texting you, but you didn’t reply.

SM: Yeah, the phones dead.

Randy: I figured. Well anyways, I was looking at your twitter and I saw that you had a match tonight. I thought I’d come by see if I could help you with any thing.

SM: Well, you better not let the media see you, that’ll be the next big thing. “Randy Couture in XWA”

Randy: Ha, I know. But I’m not worried. Hell if you need someone to come to the ring with you tonight. I can come

SM: Unless you just want to come for looks, I don’t need back up. That’s what these are for!

SM points to his hands.

Randy: Yeah those are deadly weapons aren’t they.

SM: True that.

Randy: What do you usely do before your match?
SM: I don’t know dude, I know I’m going to go talk to the dude I’m wrestling tonight.

Randy: Who are you facing?

SM: Dante Cross

Randy: Never heard of him…..

SM: I don’t think anyone has.

They both share a laugh.

SM: But all jokes aside, you can never under estimate an oppenent.

Randy: Yeah dude, I know, so how are things with your wife?

SM: She doesn’t like me wrestling, but hey it pays the bills.

Randy: Well, if she doesn’t like you wrestling. What did she say when you used to fight MMA?

SM: She didn’t like it at first. Then she realized that it puts food on the table and she warmed up to it.

Randy: You think she’ll warm up to wrestling?

SM: I sure hope. I love XWA. The atmosphere is amazing here. I get along with just about everyone. They’re a few idiots, but you’ll have that any where you go.

Randy: So, does your son watch you wrestle?

SM: I don’t let him. I just don’t want to take the chance of me breaking my neck, and my son seeing it on live TV. What about your family?

Randy: My son watches everyone of my fights. But my son is 14. How old is yours? 7? 8?

SM: He’s 9.

SM looks at the clock.

SM: Well, about half and hour until show time. I’m going to go talk to Dante, you gonna come?

Randy’s phone starts to go off.

Randy: It’s the old lady, gotta take this. I’ll meet you here before you match.

SM nods his head.

SM walks out the door, being carefull not to slam the door, he doesn’t want interupt Randy’s Phone call.

As Safari Man is walking down the hall, to Dante’s room he see’s Darren Shan, his opponent last week.

SM: Hey bro!
SM extends his hand to Darren
Darren accepts the hand shake.

SM: That was one good match last week. I want you to know you didn’t lose by much. I’ve been in a lot of MMA matches and no one has pushed me like you did.

Darren: Thanks, you deserved the win. I’ve never been pushed like that before. Everything I had, you had more of.

SM: Well, I’m on my way to talk to Dante before our match. Good luck in your match tonight.

Darren: Thanks Safari, good luck in yours.

Safari Man goes on and walks on down the hall towards Dante’s locker room. SM sees a drinking fountain, he’s thristy so why not? He takes drink.

SM keeps walking down the hall. When he stops, he looks to his right and sees a door, with a cross on it. It has a name plate that says “Dante Cross” He knocks on the door. No answer. He knocks on the door again.

SM: Come on Dante, What happened? Did you die?

All of sudden A voice comes out of no where

Dante: Maybe I was never alive.

SM jumps like girl and turns around. He has a shocked look on his face.

SM sees a man with Long Hair, Red Eyes, Tanned Body, Vampire Teeth, Black Jeans, Black Jacket, Black Boots, and a Gold Earring in left ear. Safari Man is Freaked out!

SM: Woah man! You Dante?

Dante: I’m just a sole that goes by the name Dante.

SM: You a freak that goes by the name Dante!

Dante: Step inside my room, would you? [Dante says with an evil voice]

SM: You gonna kill me in there?

Dante: We’ll see.

Dante Unlocks his door and opens it.

Safari Man is scared by what he sees.

The room is red. Everything is dark.

SM: what is this?

Dante: It’s what you normal people label it as.

There are candles all around the room. Dante sits down in the middle of a circle of Candles. He has his legs folded.
SM: So I just came by to say good luck in our match tonight.

Dante: I don’t need Luck, I get my luck from a higher power.

SM: Oh, god?

Dante: Close, Satan.

SM: Listen bro, I’m not going for these head games.

Dante: this is who I am. No head games needed. I get the job done in the ring.

SM is constanly moving around, you can tell he’s nervous.

SM: Well, I got to go.

Dante: Do you have to go? Or are you making an excuse to not have to stay here and talk to me?

SM: The second one.

Dante: I hope your not as scared in the ring as you are now.

SM: In the ring, every thing wont be dark, there wont be candles and then it will be fair game.

Dante stands up.

SM: dude I just noticed you have vampire teeth.

Dante: yeah it comes naturally.

SM: Dude, I think I here my mom calling! Good luck in your match!

SM runs out of the room like a scared puppy.

SM walks into his locker room where he sees Randy Couture Tied up!

SM pulls out his pocket knife and cuts the rope and takes the duct tape off of Randy’s mouth.

SM: Randy, What happened?

Randy mumbles: he…he bit me

SM whispers: What?

SM looks at Randy’s neck.

SM jumps back. On Randy’s neck is a vampire bite. Safari Man runs out of the room and down the hall way and into Dante’s Room. He Grabs Dante by the collar of his shirt and throws him up against the wall.

SM: You SOB, I’ll hurt you so bad.

Dante: You can hurt my body, but you can’t hurt my sole!

SM: You’re a freak. And tonight in our match I’m going to punish you for what you’ve done.

SM drops Dantes and walks out of the room. SM walks back to his locker room, breathing heavy.

SM sees Randy Sitting up in a chair.

SM: You going to be ok?

Randy: Yeah, I’ll be fine. Just be sure to win tonight.

SM: You can come out to the ring with my if you want.

Randy: Yeah, I will.

-Knock Knock-

Jack Johnson: Jack Johnson with XWA

SM: Doors open.

Jack: Hey Safari Man, Cameras are on. We heard noise coming from Dante’s room. What happened.

SM: He assaulted my best friend. Randy Couture.

Jack: The MMA Legend, Randy couture?

SM: Yeah, he’s in the bathroom, cleaning up the blood.

Jack: Did you and Dante Get in to a fight?

SM: No, I grabbed him by the throat to set him strait.

Jack: Is Randy Ok?

SM: The freak bit him!

Jack: How does this change your mind set going into your match tonight?

SM: I have no remorse for him. I’m going to fight until I win, or I die. Which ever comes first. I’m going to do all I can to pay him back for what he did.

Jack: Do you have any respect for him?

SM: At this point, no. We’ll see what he does in the ring.

Jack, Well it’s about 15 minutes before you match. Good Luck, and Is it ok if I get an interview after the match.

SM: We’ll see.

Jack: Thank you for your time.

Safari man: No problem, I’m always up for an interview.

Jack starts to walk out the door.
Safari Man: Wait, how long do I have before the match?

Jack: About 13 minutes……

Safari Man: Do you guys have any free air time? Can I talk to the audience really quick?

Jack: Yeah, if you hurry. We just went on commercial, so we need to get going now.

SM: Randy, you ready?

Randy: For what?

SM to do a live promo.

Randy: Sure.

Jack: Hurry Up, Lets Go.

SM, Randy, and Jack jog down the hall way, Making there way to a small room where the promo will be done.

Jack: Okay, we have one minute to get you set up. Do you want me to interview you or do you just want to talk/

SM: We’ll talk.

All the while, people were setting up Microphones on Safari Man and Randy.

Safari Man: So we just look in that camera and talk?

Jack: Yeah, just no fowl language.

Safari Man: Ok, Keeping it clean. I don’t want to say anything I wouldn’t want my son to hear.

Randy: What am I to talk about?
SM: You’ll talk about how the sob attacked you.

Randy: Can Do….

Jack: 20 minutes!

SM: 20 minutes?

Jack: 20 seconds, you knew what I meant.

Randy: this is more exiting then any UFC fight I’ve ever been in.

Jack: 10.….9.…..

Safari Man: Are you Randy?

Jack: 8.…….

Randy: sure

Safari Man: No, I said. Are you Readyyyyyyyyy!

Randy: I’m READYYYYYYYYYYY

Jack: 6.……

Safari: Then for the thousands-

Jack- Oh. Knock it off dude, the cameras aren’t even on.

Safari Man and Randy share a good laugh.

Jack: In 5,4,3,2,1! Were Live!

SM looks into the camera. Deep Into the Camera. All Jokes are ever. His Friend got hurt. Now he has to let everyone know. That he wont stand for it.

SM: Hello, XWA. I’m Safari Man. This is the MMA Legend Randy Couture.
Randy Steps into the camera View.

Safari Man: Randy and I, are really good friends. I used to train in his training camp when I was in XWA. He’s like an uncle to my kids. But tonight He was assaulted, Out side of the octagon.

Randy: Yes, Joe and I, I’m sorry. Safari and I have been best friends for about 8 years now. I cam to the show tonight to check up on him. I knew he had a match last week against Darren…. Darren

Safari: Shan, Darren shan.

Randy: That’s right. Well anyways. I didn’t get a chance to watch it. I felt bad so I came by tonight. To be in the front row. Safari, went to go pay RESPECT to Dante Cross, his opponent tonight on Mayhem. As he went ti talk to him. I was I was taking a piss. Dante came and assaulted me.

Safari Man: Now, yes. Randy is a MMA fighter, but Dante got him from behind. I ran out of Dante’s Locker room, because he was freaking me out. Like, I’m for real. He had the candles and everything.

Randy: Anyways. He hit me, kicked me. Then Tied me up and out duct tape around my eyes, and mouth. You can tell by my black eye.

Safari Man: I will not take someone beating up on my best friend. It WON’T happen. That’s why, tonight I wont hold back. In Fact, I’ll do the exact opposite. I’m going after Dante. Dante, after tonight. You’ll regret what you did. I don’t care if you worship Santan, or if you cut your self. When we step in the ring. You’re going to have to beat me. That will be the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do. I promise you that. After out match.-.-.-

The Tron goes black. The Arena goes black. Static noise is heard. Then All goes Black Again. Then Bam! Smoke comes from the top of the ramp. Fire, Smoke…. Everything. Then appears. Dante Cross.

Spoiler:

Dante Cross gets to the ring and grabs a microphone. He walks slowly and shyly around the ring. After Atleast 45 seconds he speaks-
DC: Safari Man, you know nothing.

SM is on the tron again, but the audio is cut off.

DC: Safari Man, don’t try to talk. The audio is cut.

The crowd boos.

DC: Go ahead and boo. See if it affects me at all. Go ahead and boo! You worthless excuse of a human bean!

The crowd is a riot now.

DC: Randy, I’m not sorry for anything I did earlier. It wasn’t me who did it. It was Drake.

The Crowd looks puzzled.

DC starts to shake.

DC: You may ask who Drake is. I’ll tell you, Drake is a sole. He’s a sole I took a long time ago. He speaks to me. He tells me to do things, that I couldn’t imagine doing. But I love drake. You may not like him, but he helps me. He talks to me. I love when I hear his Voice. I do things. Things that I enjoy. I do things…… Things…..many things.


Safari Man’s voice is heard: does this Mic work?

DC: I cut the audio!

SM pops back on the screen

SM: I’m sick of hearing about you hearing voices. I don’t want to know anymore. All I want to do is come fight you in the ring. I want to know who I’m fighting. Drake or Dante.

DC: Who ever shows up.

SM: You’re Crazy.

DC: Crazy is just a label. It means nothing to me.

SM: Ok, you have problems. Serious problems. And those problems will be solved tonight in the ring. Randy, you ready?

Randy: I’m ready.

SM: see you in two minutes Dante!

Dante: I’ll be here.

Safari Man yanks the mic off his shirt and throws it down. Randy and him storm out of the room. As Safari Man’s Music starts to play.

Spoiler:

The fans go crazy at the opening Riffs of AC/DC’s You shook me all night long!! The song plays for about 20 seconds, before Safari Man appears at the ramp. He doesn’t hurry himself. He just stands at the tops. Randy comes out to. Safari Man locks in a deep stare at Dante. You can just sense how much anger both Safari Man, and Randy couture have against Dante. They’re both standing at the very top of the entrance ramp.

Safari Man finally takes 3 steps forward. Then the Pyro explodes! Randy Jumps, as he’s knew to the fire works. Safari Man Points to the sky, then gets on his knees and says a prayer. This last for about 15 seconds. All the while Randy is staring at Dante. Dante Stares back. Then Dante Rolls his eyes back in his head. Randy has a freaked/creeped out look on his face. Safari Man get’s up from his knees and sees a kid with a sign that says. “The Jungle Warrior!”

Safari Man walks over to the kid and takes the sign. The kid hands Safari Man a Sharpi Marker. Safari Man signs it. Then the boys dad pulls out a cell phone. Safari Man grabs the boy under the arms and lifts him over the barrier. Safari Holds the boy on his arm. The boys father takes a picture of the two. Randy also signs the poster, but doesn’t get in on the picture. Safari Man lifts the boy back over the barrier, and turns to face the ring. Safari Man has a smile on his face. The first smile he’s had since what happened earlier. Safari Man knows he just made a difference in that boys life. Safari Man knows that that boy will always remember meeting Safari Man. Safari Man has a nine year old son, he knows what it’s like for a little boy growing up. Safari Man is proud of himself. Safari Man and randy walk towards the ring now, slowly. But with a stride. Randy is healed. He doesn’t hurt anymore. He just wants revenge on Dante Cross for what he did earlier in the night. It make him sick, to know that someone could just assult a man and have no remorse for it afterwards. Safari Man on the other hand, also wants revenge. He plans on getting it. Safari Man plans on winning this match. In reality, if he didn’t he would be letting Randy down, he would be letting the little boy in the audience down. He would also let him self down. Safari Man knows that loosing is not an option tonight. He’s ready for battle. The Jungle Warrior, Safari Man.

Mayhem Ring announcer Justin Roberts: Making his way to the ring, from the Deepest Depths of the Jungle. Weighing in at 252 pounds, The Jungle Warrior- Safari Man!

Safari Man Hops up on the apron of the ring. He shakes the top rope. While still on the apron, Safari Man stares at Dante Cross. All the while, Randy is walking up the steps and steps between the ropes. Safari Man Steps into the ring aswell. Dante walks around the ring. Mumbling words to himself. Crazy? I think so.

Justin Roberts: Allready in the ring, weighing in at 180 pounds, from parts un known. "The Crucifictionist” Dante Cross!!

Dante, doesn’t even pay knowledge to his introduction. He’s still walking around in circles. Then does something, that I don’t think anyone as ever done. He slowly walks over to the corner. And sits. That’s right. He just sits in the corner. With his hands folded. Waiting for the bell.

Referee: I want a clean match, no dirty fighting. Obey my commands. Keep it clean. Safari Man, Are you ready.

Safari Man Nods his head.

Referee: Dante, are you ready?

Dante stands up from the corner and walks close to Safari Man.

Dante: Are you ready?

Referee: Come on now, let the match begin.

Ding
Ding
Ding

The match begins! Randy Gets out of the ring. Randy just stands there, on the outside of the ring. Ready to watch everything that happens.

Safari Man is looking at Dante, Dante is still doesn’t seem to interested.

Safari Man tries to lock up with Dante. But it’s almost like Dante doesn’t want to wrestle.

Safari Man punches Dante, pow right in the kisser. It knocks Dante back but Dante does nothing in return.

Dante looks at Safari Man. Safari Man hits Dante again. Again, and Again.

With a left, a right. Then a head but. Dante is stunned. Safari Man kicks him in the gut, then a DDT. Dante, is laying on the floor now. Safari Man runs to the ropes, comes back and attemps an elbow drop, but Dante moves out of the way.

Dante is on his feet, and Safari Man is quick to his.

Dante Spears Safari Man, Dante is on top of Safari Man and is throwing punches. Dante throws elbow after Elbow.

Safari Man grabs the back of Dantes head. Dante trys to past Safari Man’s guard, but Safari Man bends his leg in front of Dante’s neck. He Locks in a Gogoplata. Dante is quick to grabs Safari Man’s Leg and push it off. But Safari Man still has one of Dante’s arms. Safari Man rolls over and locks in an armbar. Although Safari Man has it locked in tight. They are to close to the ropes. Dante’s foot on under the rope and The Ref breaks it up.

Dante’s arm is sore, but nothing to set him back.

Safari Man is to his feet, as is Dante.

Dante and safari Man lock up. Dante locks in a head lock. Dante Takes him down with a head lock takedown. Safari Man gets his leg over Dante’s head. and breaks the headlock. Safari Man runs towards the ropes and comes back, only to be caught by a drop toe hold. Dante while on the ground, turns over and locks in a front face lock. Safari Man powers out, by standing up.

Dante tries to keep it locked in, but Safari Man lifts him off the ground and Dante Lets go.

Safari Man cloths lines Dante. Giving him time to get his breath. Safari Man hurrys up and goes to the top rope.

While climbing up on the top rope, Dante runs towards safari, let me remember you that Safari Man is on the top rope.

Dante runs towards Safari Man and does a Jumping Enzuigiri.

Safari Man falls from the top rope to the ground, outside of the ring.

Randy runs over to Safari Man, to see if hes okay.

The Referee starts to count.

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Safari Man is to his feet. Dante does a suacide dive to the outside of the ring, taking out both Randy and Safari Man.

The Referee Counts again:
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Dante is to his feet. He rolls into the ring, then back out. just to break the count.

Dante grabs Safari Man and picks him up by his hair. Then Drags him over to the steal steps. BAM Dante Slams SM head into the steps. BAM he does it again. DC elbows Safari Man in the forehead.

Safari Man is stunned. DC kicks Safari Man in the gut and gets SM’s arms. He hooks the arms and does a Double arm DDT on the out side of the ring.

Dante Gets up and climbs up to the top rope, Safari Man is still laying on the outside of the ring.

Dante looks out at the crowd. Then At Safari Man, he decides to take a huge risk. Moonsault! From the top rope to the outside of the ring! Landing perfectly on top of Safari Man! Now he just needs to roll him into the ring.

Dante takes a while to get back to his feet, as the moonsault took a lot out of him. But Dante does get to his feet and pulls Safari Man up my his head.

Dante pulls him over to the announcer’s table. The Referee comes out of the ring to try to stop Darren. Darren throws Safari Man into the ref and the ref falls over. Dante see’s the downed ref and ceases the chance to use a weapon! Dante rolls Safari Man back into the ring and walks over and grabs a steel chair!

Dante gets back into the ring, gets a firm grip on the chair, Safari Man is back to his feet.

Randy runs over to try and stop Dante, but Dante hits Randy with the chair.

Dante Runs toward Safari Man with the Chair, but Safari Man kicks the chair right into Dante’s Face! Big Boot!

Safari Man falls with the kick and Dante. The Referee is still out cold out side of the ring.

Safari Man gets up and a grabs the chair. Dante is getting to his feet. Safari Man Cracks him with the chair right on the head. Dante Falls like he just got hit by a car.

Safari Man tosses the chair out of the ring and grabs Dante by the neck. He pulls him up.

Dante knees Safari Man in the nuts! Then takes out a pair of bras knucks from his shorts.

Dante hits Safari Man in the temple and he falls. Dante slips the Knucks back into his shorts.

The Referee is crawling back into the ring.

Safari Man is laying on his back in the middle of the ring. Dante see’s the ref getting back into the ring and runs over to the ropes jumps up and hit’s a Springboard moonsault. Dante Pins Safari Man. It takes the ref about 8 seconds to realize and crawl over to the pin.

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Safari Man kicks out!

Dante is Shocked! The Jungle Warrior Safari Man had just kicked out of everything Dante had. Dante pins him again!

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Safari Man kicks out again!

Dante is furious!

Dante Pins again!

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Safari Man powers out of the pin, sending Dante flying.

Safari Man is quick to his feet as Dante runs at himm Safari Man grabs Dante’s head and puts him in a sleeper hold.

Safari Man knows he has to slow him down. So he keeps the Sleeper locked in until they get to the ground. Safari Man lets go and Dante Falls to the ground, Safari Man runs towards the ropes and comes back. He hit’s a Elbow Drop!

Safari Man picks Dante up by his hair and puts his head between his legs, in a power bomb position.

Safari Man lifts him up for a power bomb! But Dante rolls over into a sun set flip and pins Safari Man!

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Safari Man kicks out!

Dante gets up and drop kicks Safari Man, but SM doesn’t fall. Dante runs back at Safari Man but Safari Man hit’s a spine buster!


Safari Man gets back up, as does Dante.

Dante kicks Safari Man in the knee. Then kicks him in the knee again. Then runs to the ropes and back and chops at his knee. Safari Man falls to one knee. Dante kicks Safari Man right in the head. Safari Man falls back and goes stiff.
The Referee ckecks Safari Man, SM wakes right back up and is read to go. The Ref lets him Continue the match.

Safari Man is in the corner breathing heavy.

Dante goes to the other corner and climbs it.

Coast to Coast!

Safari Man is hurt, hurt bad.

Dante is holding his back from the pain.

Dante Pulls Safari Man up to the corner and puts him on the top rope.

Dante climbs to the top rope to.

Safari Man hit Dante before he can climb all the way up. Safari man grabs Dante’s head and gets into a power bomb position. He hooks the arms and pulls him up and jumps from the top rope! Double underhook sitout power bomb!

Safari Man pins!

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Safari Man wins the match!

Randy comes into the ring with Safari Man and hugs him.

Randy Walks over to Dante and hits him in the face as hard as he can. Randy picks Dante up and throws him over the top rope.

Safari Man and randy don’t stick around for long as they head our of the ring. Safar Man has a massive cut on his head from Dante’s Kick.

Safari Man collasps at the top of the ramp from all the bleeding. Paramedics rush to his aid and put him on a strecture.

Later that day XWA has a press conference on XWA.com

Randy Couture:

Earlier today my friend safari Man was injured by his challenger, Dante Cross. Many of you are worried after seeing him pass out at the end of the match.

I am glad to be able to say that Joe, opps I mean Safari Man is doing well. He has a sever concussion and the gash on his head in infected. Despite all that Safari Man has wrote a letter that he would like me to share with you, his fans.

Safari Man’s letter:

Dear Fans-

Earlier today I was injured in a match with Dante Cross. As a concquence of such I am now laying in a hospital bed. I would like to insure you that I am fine. I will be back soon. I wont let a little paper cut keep me down. I would like to thank all the fans and people who have supported me. I also would like to think my son Matthew, now I understand why my wife doesn’t let him watch wrestling. Over all I won my match and that’s what counts. So thank you and see you guys soon.

The Jungle Warrior Safari Man

Randy: Thank you and don’t forget to catch my fight Saturday night live on pay per view.

Safari Man vs Prodigy



Safari Man VS Prodigy
The Show returns from commercial break with the camera at the announce table showing Chet Lemon and his Partner Black Snow.

Chet: Welcome back to XWA Mayhem.

Black Snow: Yes, I’m Blak Snow and this is my partner Chet Lemon. The next match will be an unique match featuring a returning XWA vetran taking on a XWA New Comer .

Chet: The returning Prodigy versus Safari Man. This aught to be an interesting bout.

Black: I’m looking forward to seeing Safari Man’s MMA. He entertains me every time he steps into the ring.

Chet: I think he entertains everyone, but I have word that he has dropped a lot of weight since he first match against Darren Shan, he now is a 205. This should make him even quick, and dangerous.

Black: Yes, but he might me slowed down. From lack of Energy.

Chet: That may be. In a turn of events, we see Safari Man’s attitude changing. Here is video of him earlier today.

Black Snow: Hold on, wait wait.. We have a live interview going on right now, we’ll get back to the video latter.If we have Time. Jack Johnson ladies and gentlmen

Everyone looks to the Tron to see a video popping up on the screen.

Jack Johnson: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, The returning XWA Vetran - Prodigy,

Prodigy has a grin on his face as he stares into the audience, if you were watching you would think he would be talking to you, not the 40,000 fans inside the packes O2 arena.

Prodigy: Well, it’s been a long time hasn’t it XWA?. Wow, what was it June? The last time I saw you guys?

The crowd is cheering “prod, Prod, Prod”

Prodigy: Yeah, keep chanting, I like that. You know, to night I’ll be facing a beast. Safari Man It wont be an easy return match. But I’ll give it my all an hopefully come out with the victory.

Jack: Prod, what’s your opinion on Safari Man?

Prod: Well Jack, I’ve watched Safari Man’s Matches. I also remember being at one of his MMA Fights, and he won. Does he intimidate me? No. I never get scared by anyone.

Jack: Have you prepared for his submission moves?

Prod: I’ve trained the last 2 weeks with a submission coach. But the thing is, I’m a wrestler and Safari Man can’t take that away from me. I’m ready to wrestle.

Jack: So, good luck -----

Safari Man steps into the camera and stares at prodigy.

Safari Man: So, you’re ready to wrestle?

Jack: Safari, this isn’t your interview.

Safari Looks at Jack with a deep stare. Then SM grabs Jack by the throat and throws him through the curtain and TV that was behind the interview.

Prod goes after Safari Man, the crowd woars. Prodigy and Safari Man are trading heavy blows. Safari Man throws Prodigy up against the wall and looks like he’s getting the upper hand of the fight. But Prod jumps and hits Safari with a flying knee. Safari Man drops. Prodigy hits safari Man in the face with left right left right.

Referees come from every direction to try to separate the two, but prod is pissed. He wont let go of Safari Man. The refs finally get Prodigy off, Safari Man isn’t knocked out, but I bloody.

Safari Man gets back up and Prodigy powers through the referees Safari Man sees him coming and spins around and lands a spinning heel kick to Prodigy’s ribs. You can hear a cracking sound, it makes the fans at home cringe.

Safari Man runs towards Prod again but Prodigy catches him with a strait right, right to the nose, blood instantly starts to pour out of Safari Man’s nose. As Safari Man backs off of the fight.

Safari Man: You want some more you son of a b*****? I’ll chop your god damn nuts off and feed em to ya.




Prodigy: Just wait Safari Man. We have a match tonight, I want your best. I want you to give me everything you have. I’ll show you, you’ll see.

Safari Man: And that’s what you’ll get.

Prodigy: I wouldn’t ask for anything else.

Prodigy is holding his side as doctors make him sit down on a chair.

Safari Man has a doctor wipeing blood from his face. They are now in separate rooms.



Doctor: Your nose is broken safari, you cant wrestle tonight,

Safari Man sits up from the chair that he was sitting in and looks at the doctor.

Safari Man: Bull shit A broken nose isn’t going to stop me I’m going out there and I’m going to wrestle.

Doctor: Not if I have anything to say about it.

Safari Man grabs the doctor by the throat with one hand and strts to talk in a deep voice.

Safari Man: You don’t have anything to say about it. I’ve one an UFC Champions ship with a broken nose before.

The doctor talks in a gasping for air type of voice: This isn’t UFC

SM pushes the doctor up against the wall.

Safari Man: Damn Strait this aint UFC. This is XWA. Land of the Extreme. So no matter what you say, I’m going out there, and I am going to win.

Safari Man lets go of the doctor. The doctor falls and starts to gasp for air.
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Safari Man opens the door and slams it shut. He walks to his locker room with only 20 minutes before the match of his life.

Mean while Prodigy is in similar sictuation. We join him in his locker room with a doctor,

Doctor: It’s a broken rib Prod, it’s your first night back, and you haven’t even stepped in the ring, but by Gawd you still managed to get injured.

Prod: It’s fine, I’ve had worse.

The doctor looks at prod with a worried look on his face.

Doctor: Prod, I can’t clear you to wrestle.

Prod: I’d be damned if I need your clearing. This is my return match doc. I can’t let all the fans down.

Doctor: 2 or 3 broken ribs Prod, I cant help you.

Prod: How about you just tape them up. You know, just wrap them.

Doctor: You sure you want to wrestle with broken ribs?

Prod: I just want to wrestle, I don’t care if I have to wrestle with just one leg and one arm, I want to wrestle.

The doctor shakes his head.

Doctor: Then I guess I’ll let you wrestle. Just try to take it easy. It’ll be really easy to break more ribs.
Prod: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. I’ll be fine. Thanks Doc.

Doctor: Yep. I can’t make you do something you don’t want.

Prodigy walks out the door.

The doctor sighs and sits down at his desk and massages his temples.

------10 minutes later------

Spoiler:


Chet Lemon: Up next, is The Jungle Warrior Safari Man, Wrestling the returning Podigy.

Black Snow: Yes, this aught to be interesting. First, lets show some footage of what went on earlier tonight.

Chet: Yes Shocking Footage.

Black: Shut up.

The opening guitar riffs of AC/DC’s Hit Song, You Shook Me All night Long roar through out the packed O2 Arena.

Mixed reactions go throughout the crowd. The crowd is not used to Safari Man being a Heel, though he never kissed any one’s ass, he always seem to respect everyone. Tonight was different, tonight he was going to rebound from his lost against Dante Cross. There are no If and’s or buts about it, he has to. I mean, him looseing two matches in row? It wasn’t about to happen. It couldn’t. And Safari Man wasn’t going to allow it

The opening guitar riffs blared throughout the arena. Everyone in attendance looks at the entrance ramp waiting for The Jungle Warrior.

Then, as soon as the Vocals start in the song, Safari Man steps out from behind the curtain. He walks about ten feet out to the middle of the Ramp. His nose is completely crocked. He didn’t bandage it or anything.

Safari Man has a black robe. He extends his arms outward and looks up. Gold Fire works shoot out towards him. He throws his arms up, then back down. The robe falls off of him. He punches the air like the MMA fighter that he is. It’s weird though because he has on a I heart Prodigy shirt.

He takes about 6 steps forward or maybe about 8 steps. He reaches up on the collar of the Shirt and rips the shirt down the middle. Then tears it off of him and holds it up for the crowd to see.

The crowd is appauled by this, and start to boo Safari Man. They chant things like “ Fuck You” and “ Bastard, Bastard”

It doesn’t effect Safari Man. He takes the torn shirt and puts it in his left hand. He acts like he’s wiping his ass.

Chet: This is un called for.

Black: You being my broadcast partner is un called for.

Chet: Your wife cheating on you with me was un called for to.

Black: Oh Hell no. No you didn’t!

Black attacks Chet and the people watching at home loose audio. The camera doesn’t show the attack, but the people at home could here the confrontation.

Safari Man walks slowly down the to the ring. When he gets to the edge of the ring. He takes one last look at the crowd and flips them off. He realizes that he doesn’t need them to win, he needs talent, and he has plenty of it.

Safari Man Jumps from the ground up to the ring. He hops over the top rope and runs to the other side of the ring and jumps up on top of the turn buckle. He points out at the crowd then points to his ass, referencing for the crowd to kiss his ass. He sure knows how to get heat, as he has one so tonight!

The Jungle Warrior walks to the middle of the ring and hits him self in his already broken nose, cause blood to gush out of his nose. It doesn’t phase im as he takes the blood and wipes it on his chest. He’s more then a pretty face. He’s a Warrior, and he’s ready to prove it, even if it means hurting his opponent, he’ll win at all cost. Safari Man warms up while he awaits his opponent Prodigy.

Spoiler:


Again, Everyone looks to the entrance ramp, anticipating the return of the XWA veteran Prodigy.

The 39,000 plus, maybe even 40,000 fans packed inside the O2 Arena In Dublin. The fans are crazy, no seriously, everyone who had a mental dissorder got in free tonight.


The Song Morning Glory by Oasis starts to blare throughout the arena everyone waits but theres no prodigy.

Chet and black get back up from there fight.

Chet Panting: Sorry folks for that interuption.

Black: Maybe prodigy is to hurt to wrestle tonight.

Chet: Wait, there he is! Up in the crowd!

The camera quickly turns to te crowd, up in the nose bleed seats there’s prodigy, without a shirt on. He has his mid section wrapped. He has the biggest smile on his face as he walks around in the crowd. He signs a few autographs each few rows and gets on his way.

He spots a kid in a wheel chair. Hold a welcome back P-Rod sign. He walks over to the boy who’s in the wheel chair and gives him a hug. The boys father hands Prodigy a Sharpie Marker. Prodigy is more then happy to sign the poster. He knows he just made a difference in that boys life, and he’s proud of it.

Prodigy’s pyro still goes off. But it serves no purpose since Prodigy is in the crowd .

Prodigy continues to make his way through the crowd. Slapping hands with his fans. While his music is still blaring .

Prodigy makes his way to the edge of a balcony. About 10 feet above the other seats. When he pulls a Microphone out of his back pocket. He looks at it, turns it around and finds the On/Off switch and turns it on. Prodigy looks around at the people surrounding him. He has a huge smile on his face as he holds the Mic. Up to his mouth.

Prodigy: How’s it going Dublin!!!!!!!

The crowd goes wild, screaming.

Prodigy: I’ll tell you, I’m glad to be back. Are you glad to have me back!?!?

The crowd once again screams and goes crazy.

Prodigy: It’s been 5 long months, but I’m back and I’m better then ever. Did you guys see that little fight back stage?

The crowd boos at the thought of Safari Man, or any thing to do with him.

Prodigy: I’m ready to wrestle! Are you ready to Rumble?

The crowd just about blows the roof off of the O2 Arena as they scream at the top of there lungs.

Prodigy hands a security guy the Mic. And does a back flip off the balcony down to the floor seats. He raises his hands as if he just won a championship.

Prodigy continues waling through the crowd when all of a sudden a Safari Man fan hits P-Rod in the ribs.

Several prodigy fans attack the Safari Man fan and a brawl breaks out. A security guard pushes Prodigy through the crowd and on towards the ring while the fans are still fighting, probably 25 fans a brawling and officers are trying to break them up. Prodigy hops the barrier and walks around the ring.
Prodigy walks up the steps and steps in between the ropes and steps into the ring. Prodigy looks at Safari Man, then out at the crowd.

The Ring announcer steps into the ring and walks to themiddle.

Ring Anouncer: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match will feature A returning XWA veteran taking on an up and coming XWA superstar.

Ring Announcer: In this corner, weighing in this morning at 208 pounds, from the Jungles of West Africa, The Jungle Warrior, Safari Man.

Most of the crowd boos, but Safari Man still has some loyal fans, though he doesn’t care either way.

Ring Announcer: And in this corner, A returning XWA veteran. From Los Angeles, California weighing in this morning at 220 pounds. Girls want him, and boys want to be him. Prodigy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chet: This epic bout, when we return!

------Back from commercial------

Ding
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As Soon as the bell rings, The two lock up in the center of the ring. Safari Man gives him a kick to the gut and gets prodigy into a headlock. Safari Man begins landing knees to the head. Prodigy pushes Safari Man off and runs up to Safari Man with a running clothesline lariat that sends both to the mat. Prodigy gets to his feet pulling Safari Man with him but Safari Man pushes Prodigy off while landing a snapping European Uppercut. Irish whip to the corner. Safari Man runs at him and attempts to hit Prodigy with a running knee to the chest attack but Prodigy moves and Safari Man’s legs split and Safari Man is in an awkward spot in between the turnbuckles. Prodogy takes this time to land some painful hits to Safari Man’s exposed kidneys and gives a few knees as well. Safari Man is helpless as he tries to get free from the ropes. Prodigy quickly begins to paintbrush Safari Man’s face with his boots. Prodigy Runs to the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to Safari Man’s stomach that sets Safari Man free but Safari Man is trying to catch his breathe and subdue the dizziness that is a result of him being upside down.

Prodigy crabs Safari Man's head and its a Code Breaker!

Prodigy picks Safari Man back up and picks him up and hits a Spine Buster!



Prodigy drops down on top of Safari Man and mounts him. Prodigy is now on top of Safari Man. Safari Man tries to punch but it’s hard to do so when on your back. Safari Man punches up, but misses, and prodigy traps the arm and locks in a SIDE CHOKE/ARM TRIANGLE. Safari Man is smart he knows that Prodigy now has him in side control so he rocks back onto his shoulders, then takes his arm, that arm this is trapped, and grabs Prodigy’s leg. Safari Man then clasp both of his hands under prodigy’s knee and pops out of the choke, Safari Man quickly gets to his feet. He doesn’t want to wrestle this early in the match, he feels he could do better on his feet.

Safari Man and prodigy lock up. Safari Man backs prodigy up into the corner. Prodigy stomps on Safari Man’s foot, causing Safari Man to let go, Safari Man backs up, and prodigy SPEARS him. Prodigy gets back up and goes to the top rope. Safari Man is back to his feet, Prodigy jumps from the top rope and hits a FLYING DROP KICK.

Prodigy goes for the pin!
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Safari Man Kicks out!

Prodigy runs to the ropes and comes back to hit a elbow drop.

Another quick Pin

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Safari Man powers out and pushes Prodigy out of the ring.

Safari Man gets to his feet as Prodigy is now on his feet outside of the ring. Safari Man runs to run side of the ring and bounces off the ropes, then runs back to the other side and DIVES through the middle ropes. Prodigy moves out of the way and Safari Man crashes into the guard rail. Prodigy picks Safari Man up by his head and throws him into the steel steps. Safari Man takes a deep breath.

Prodigy runs towards Safari Man who is seated up against the steel steps. Prodigy knees Safari Man in the nose. Causing him to bleed heavy out of the nose. Prodigy gets Safari Man up and gets him in suplex position. Still on the he out side of the ring. Instead of doing a suplex, Prodigy does a neck breaker. Right on the floor outside of the ring.

Now, you would think the referee would be counting, but he’s out side checking on Safari Man.

Prodigy’s fans know that after a neck breaker his famous Frog Splash almost always follows. The fans expect this from him, even though they’re out side of the ring.

Prodigy hops up on the apron of the ring and climbs the turn buckle. Prodigy looks out to his fans and points out to the crowd. Then makes the decision that if missed, could end his wrestling life. Prodigy’s fans expect a
Frog Splash, and that would be entertaining enough, but Prodigy insist on doing one better. Prodigy takes one last deep breath and jumps Prodigy leans back in mid air and his a shooting Star Press!

The impact an be heard through out the arena. The move was executed without problem but it really hurt prodigy’s ribs. Prodigy is squirming around on the floor in agenizing pain. Prodigy fights through the harsh bitter pain and gets back to his feet, as Safari Man is laying there, almost lifeless.

Prodigy ceases the moment to recover. He picks up Safari Man and slides him into the ring. Prodigy walks around the ring holding on to the ropes, pondering, questioning whether he may have done more damage to him self then to his challenger.

Prodigy needs time to recover, but can’t give Safari Man time to recover. Prodigy walks over to Safari Man and does a standing 450 Splash! Epic!

Chet: Holy Shit! That’s the first Time I’ve ever seen a standing 450 Splash.

Black: I think that’s the first time anyone has seen a standing 450 splash!

Chet: Vintage P-Rod

Black: You’re annoying.

Chet: Vintage Black Snow!

Black: Vintage Chet being a douche.

Chet: Vintage XWA Commentary!

Black: Dude, shut up!

While the two commentators were talking, Prodigy was getting to his feet.

Back to his feet, prodigy is holding his mid section, in deep pain from the broken ribs. Safari Man’s nose has stopped bleeding.

Prodigy sits Safari Man up, and locks in a Sleeper Hold. He rolls over and is on top of Safari Man. The bad part of this is they’re next to the ropes. Safari Man puts his left leg under the rope and the ref breaks the submssion.

Prodigy picks up safari Man and gets in the suplex position and tries to do a snap suplex, but Safari Man wont let him, he blocks it. Safari Man grabs Prodigy’s leg. Safari Man hits a Fisherman’s Suplex!

Safari Man has been hurt throughout the whole match, but now he has a chance to recover. Safari Man crawls over to the corner and uses the ropes to help him self up. He stomps his right foot on the ring, then does it again. Prodigy is now to his feet. Safari Man super kicks Prodigy! Prodigy drops but gets back up! Safari Man kicks prodigy in the gut, causing Prodigy to bend over. Safari Man hooks both of Prodigy’s arms and does a Double Arm Facebuster! Safari Man gets to is feet and runs towards the ropes, he jumps on the middle rope and hits a Lion Sault! An amazing combo! Suddenly the momentum shifts in Safari Man’s favor.

Safari Man gets to his feet and walks over to the corner and climbs the turn buckle. Safari Man is a t the top rope and jumps! Top Rope Leg Drop! Safari Man feels the chance to win! Safari Man hooks the far leg of Prodigy.
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Prodigy gets a shoulder up.

Safari Man has a look of fustration on his face has he’s on his knees. Safari Man starts to argue with the Ref. While doing so prodigy gets to his feet. Prodigy kicks Safari Man in the back, causing Safari Man to lean backwards. Prodigy Locks is a Dragon Sleeper Submission! Prodigy has it locked in tight! Safari Man is trying to find a way to get out. Anyway.

Prodigy locks it in even tighter and pulls back, there still standing up. Safari Man uses his legs to move them closer to the ropes. Safari Man uses his legs to climb the ropes! His legs are now laying on the top rope. Safari Man hopes to bounce overtop of Prodigy and turn it into a reverse DDT, but as he tries, Prodigy keeps the submission locked in and quickly trurns around and drops! Prodigy just hit a Spinning Cutter! Prodigy goes for the cover!

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Safari Man put his foot on the rope! Prodigy is upset, wondering what he has to do to get the win.

Prodigy picks Safari Man up and body slams him! Then picks him back up and Irish whips him to the corner! Prodigy runs towards Safari Man and hits a corner cloths line. As Safari Man starts to fall away from the corner, Prodigy grabs him by the neck, stands back to back, turns 270 degrees and drops to his knees! Hitting a Inverted headlock backbreaker!

Prodigy picks Safari Man back up and hits a Sidewalk Slam!

Prodigy gets back to his feet and hits a standing moonsault.

Prodigy decides to go to the top rope. Prodigy Climbs to the top. He looks down at Safari Man. Prodigy jumps and hits a 630 Senton! The crowd sreams.


Chet: What a performance by Prodigy tonight!

Black: I put on a performance for your wife last night!
Chet: Oh Hail to the no!

Again, Black Snow and chet Lemon get into a fight, each ripping there Mics. Off.

Prodigy is in so much pain that he rolls out of the ring. Safari Man is laying in th middle of the ring, he’s in so much pain he can barely move.

Prodigy is on one knee out side the ring, holding his ribs. The ref comes out to check on him.

Safari Man fights through all the pain and gets back to is feet. The referee is still checking on Prodigy.

Safari Man climbs to the top rop. Prodigy sees this and rolls to inside the ring. Safari Man now has to turn around. Before Safari Man can execute a move, prodigy climbs to the top rope with him. Safari Man and Prodigy Exchange punches from on the top rope. Safari Man elbows Prodigy in the forehead. Safari Man grabs Prodigy around the neck and jumps! Safari Mn just hit a Three-quarter facelock jawbreaker or Stone Cold Stunner from the top rope!

Safari Man leans over Prodigy for the pin

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Prodigy gets a shoulder up once again! Safari Man is pissed! He grabs the Referee by the shirt and starts screaming at him! Prodigy rolls over and starts to get on one knee, he sees Safari Man getting physical with the referee and chops his knee! Causing Safari Man to fall down.

Prodigy gets back to his feet and walks over to the top rope, yet again. Prodigy hurries to climb because he know that, that knee chop wont keep Safari Man down for long!

Safari Man is now to his feet! Prodigy jumps from the top rope, hoping to hit a cross body but Safari Man hits him with a Big Boot! Almost knocking Prodigy out!

Safari Man grabs prodigy and picks him up. He puts P-Rod’s head in between his legs in a Power bomb position! Safari man Lifts him up and Slams him back Down! Then Lifts him back up and slams him down again! Then he does a 3rd Power bomb! 3 powerbomb, He lifts him up again and Spins around 6 times, then does a release power bomb!

Safari Man is afraid that if he pins him, he’ll some how kick out. So Safari Man insist on doing more damage.


Safari Man picks Prodigy back up, but P-Rod low blows him! The Ref see’s it but must not give a shit!

Safari Man bends over grabing himself.

Prodigy kicks safari Man in the face and Safari Man’s nose just looks horid. Prodigy gets behind Safari Man and locks in a Full nelson. Safari Man isn’t even trying to get out really. His nose is so badly broken he can’t stand it. Blood is all over Safari Man, and Prodigy. Prodigy takes it to the ground and locks in his finisher, a Rear Naked Nelson! Prodigy has his legs wrapped around Safari Man, and still has the Full Nelson Applied. Prodigy is tired though and can’t keep his legs locked together, so Safari Man lifts his legs up and rolls over, Excapeing the move but still has the full nelson locked in. Safari Man brings it to the feet, prodigy wont let go of the Full Nelson though.

Safari Man Kicks Prodigy in the knee, but P-Rod doesn’t let go. Infact, Prodigy does a Full Nelson Slam!

Prodigy goes for the pin!

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Safari Man just barely gets a shoulder up. The fans are really digging this match!

Prodigy picks Safari Man up and tries to irish whip him to the ropes, but Safari Man counters and locks in a bear hug! Squeezing Prodigy’s ribs. Prodigy almost Taps! Prodigy I screaming in pain. Safari Man has it locks in as tight as he can. Prodigy’s arms are free, but Safari Man has him in the air.

Prodigy’s only way out it to punch Safari Man’s nose.

Prodigy fish hooks Safari’s nose and pulls! Prodigy open Palms Safari’s nose. Safari Man is forced to let go of the submission.

Prodigy DDT’s Safari Man and both wrestler lay in the ring.

There ref starts to count for a a double count out.

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Safari Man is to his feet, and prodigy is on knees. Safari Man runs towards Prodigy and hits a flying knee! Safari Man picks Prodigy back up and hits a belly to back suplex. Prodigy is in emmense pain at the hand of Safari Man, but Safari Man is hurt to.

Safari Man grabs prodigy and picks him up. Safari Man goes to Irish Whip Prodigy but Prodigy counters and goes to Irish Whip Safari Man, but Safari Man counters and locks in a cobra Clutch!

Both men are drained, as this has been a hell of a match. Safari Man has it locked in tight, and isn’t letting go soon. Prodigy starts to fade away. The Ref grabs Prodigy’s arm and holds it up, P-Rod’s arm falls, 1! The Ref grabs Prodigy’s arm again he let’s go and the arm drops,2! The Ref grabs it again, then lets go. Prodigy’s arm falls but comes back up! His fist starts to shake. The crowd starts to roar! The Fan are going wild! Prodigy starts to shake his whole body! Then BAM Safari Man does a Cobra Clutch Back Breaker. The crowd dies down, dissapointed by there hero.

Safari Man pins Prodigy.

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After the match Safari Man takes while to get to his feet. He stumbles over to the ropes and uses them to get up. Prodigy is to his knees and Safari Man and Prodigy stare at each other. Safari Man extends his hand to Prodigy.

Prodigy looks at it but is heseitant to take the shake. A few seconds go on as Prodigy looks at the hand, then at Safari Man.

Safari Man has waited long enough and finally knees Prodigy in the face. Prodigy instanly falls over. Safari Man walks over and leans over him, slaping in the face just to mock him.

All of a sudden the arena goes black. Silence goes through out the arena.

Then BAM! Lighting strikes the ring where Safari Man is standing. Safari Man falls down and quickly gets back to his feet, just the shock scared him.

At the top of the ramp stands Dante Cross, Safari Man's last oppnenent and his only loss.

Dante Points towards Safari Man and holds up 2 fingers, signaling Safari man vs Dante Cross II. Safari Man nods his head agreeing to the match. Dante gives the evilish look you could ever imagine.

Dante Cross's slow dark music starts to play as the screen turns to black.