Report by The Scotsman
Preshow
Amy Dumas is backstage. I went downstairs to get a beer. When i came back, i caught the end of this interview. I think she was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Alissa Flash.
Rating- 80%
Main Show
Segment 1
SariTaylor vs Lay-Cool
All Female Tag Team Championship
Taylor Wilde takes a right hand to the temple from Michelle. Powerslam from Michelle McCool on Taylor. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Michelle McCool and Layla El. Lay-Cool hook up Taylor, then hit a double suplex. Vertical suplex by Layla El. Taylor Wilde was really high...i can relate to that. 1 - 2 - kick out. Taylor Wilde walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Layla. Taylor Wilde, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Flying knee to the face from Taylor Wilde. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud! Tag between Taylor Wilde and Sarita. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Sarita crushes Layla with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Layla El ducks a clothesline attempt. Layla tags out to Michelle McCool. Michelle McCool DDTs Sarita. Michelle McCool scores with a poor standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Sarita takes a right hand to the temple from Michelle. Sarita kicks Michelle McCool in the gut to reverse the momentum. Super frankenthingy on Michelle, who hit hard. Michelle McCool is all alone...Lightening Flash!! 1....2....3! SariTaylor go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.
Overall Rating - 75%
Crowd Reaction - 76%
Match Quality - 76%
Road Agent Notes - Tag Titles have gained prestige.
Segment 2
Maddison Rayne is backstage in her locker room. In comes Natalya, and she attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Velvet Sky comes in too, and she joins in the attack on Rayne. The two-on-one attack leaves Maddison Rayne down in her own locker room.
Overall Rating 71%
Segment 3
Melina vs Natalya and Velvet Sky
Velvet Sky gets hip tossed by Melina. Melina drives a thrust kick into the chest of Natalya. Back heel kick from Melina on Natalya. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Melina hits a spinning back kick. Melina walks into a trip. Velvet \ Natalya whip Melina into the corner. Velvet Sky whips Natalya in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Big dropkick by Natalya. Velvet Sky hits a crap missile dropkick on Melina. Natalya \ Velvet whip Melina into the corner. Natalya whips Velvet Sky in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Velvet face jams Melina. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Velvet Sky walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Melina. Melina gets caught with a short powerbomb from Natalya. Natalya scoops up Melina. Velvet bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Kick from Velvet Sky to the leg. I guess Melina hasn't got a leg to stand on...or something. Eh, screw it. Melina counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Natalya gets taken down out of nowhere. Melina blasts Natalya with a crap kick. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Reverse DDT on Melina. Velvet \ Natalya whip Melina into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Natalya gets whipped into the corner. Melina charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Natalya uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Overall Rating - 72%
Crowd Reaction - 75%
Match Quality - 68%
Segment 4
SariTaylor are walking backstage when they get ambushed from behind by Lay-Cool, who beat them down with chairs. After a short attack, Sarita and Taylor have been left down and hurt on the concrete floor.
Overall Rating 64%
Segment 5
April Hunter vs Roxxi
A. Hunter takes a back suplex. April Hunter, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. April Hunter strikes Roxxi. Roxxi charges, A. Hunter moves, and the referee is knocked out. A. Hunter DDTs Roxxi. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Roxxi ducks a wild right hand. Flying cookie sheet shot by Roxxi, blasting A. Hunter. Pick-up into a powerbomb, A. Hunter hits hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Belly to belly off the top rope, A. Hunter got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. A. Hunter reverses a waistlock. A. Hunter rams Roxxi into a table. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Roxxi, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. April Hunter can barely stand. Voodoo Slam! 1....2....3. Roxxi goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory
Overall Rating - 63%
Crowd Reaction - 69%
Match Quality - 52%
Road Agent Notes - Through Match Stipulations April Hunter will be fired on the next epsiode of Freedom Females. Roxxi and April both lost fan support through the ending of their feud
Segment 6
Cherry vs Nikkita
Suplex by Nikkita, Cherry landed on his ass...heh. Big dropkick by Nikkita. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cherry elbows Nikkita in the face to break a hammerlock. Nikkita takes a vertical suplex from Cherry. Cherry snap suplexes Nikkita. Cherry uses an armbreaker to take Nikkita down. Nikkita fights out of a grapple. Powerbomby thing by Nikkita. Jackie Gayda-Haas has climbed up onto the apron! Nikkita turns...and falls for the distraction! Cherry runs at Nikkita from behind...but misses! Cherry collides with Jackie Gayda-Haas! Cherry is in trouble. Kat Nip! 1....2....3. Nikkita remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Overall Rating - 63%
Crowd Reaction - 68%
Match Quality - 53%
Road Agents Note - The Rising Championship has gained prestige
Segment 7
Awesome Kong vs Beth Phoenix vs Gail Kim vs Mickie James
Back suplex on Kong. Beth Phoenix snap suplexes Kong. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Awesome Kong, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Kong tags out to Mickie James. Mickie hits an arm drag on Phoenix. Mickie whips Phoenix into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Mickie James with an enziguri. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Flying elbow from Mickie James. Phoenix blocks a kick from Mickie James. Tag between Beth Phoenix and Gail Kim. Mickie takes a rana from Gail Kim. Flying elbow from Gail Kim. Mickie kicks Gail Kim in the gut to reverse the momentum. Gail Kim takes a chop from Mickie. Flying knee to the face from Mickie James. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud! Mickie tags out to Beth Phoenix. Gail Kim takes a butterfly suplex from Phoenix. Beth Phoenix brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Gail Kim!! That was incredibly brutal, i LOVE that move. Gail Kim can barely stand. Glam Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Overall Rating - 78%
Crowd Reaction - 79%
Match Quality - 77%
Main Event
Alissa Flash vs Amy Dumas
Ref: Stephanie McMahon
Amy Dumas hits a crap missile dropkick on Flash. Flying knee to the face from Amy Dumas. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud! Amy Dumas with an enziguri. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Face crusher from Dumas on Flash. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Flash reverses a waistlock. Flash hits a dropkick on Amy Dumas. Super frankenthingy on Dumas, who hit hard. Dumas reverses a Alissa Flash hammerlock. Dumas hits a high kick on Alissa Flash. Alissa Flash is in trouble. Snap DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Amy Dumas goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory
Overall Rating - 84%
Crowd Reaction - 89%
Match Quality - 74%
Road Agents Note - World title has gained prestige
Show Rating - 72%
