Colored contacts enthusiast and occasional Insider special correspondent Jon Gosselin is planning to sue his ex-wife Kate for primary physical custody of their eight kids, reports People. “Jon wants to spend time with these kids, and she is throwing up road blocks,” said Jon’s lawyer, who plans on filing three separation actions within the next two days. “And the eight children are the innocent victims. This tears Jon up.” Kate’s other innocent victims include the 20 million people who tuned into last night’s Dancing With the Stars and drank in bubbling test tube of poison that was her paso doble set to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi.”
Kate issued the following statement on People responding to the allegations: I am not willing to comment in public on the custody discussions regarding my children. What I will say is this: I am and always will be a mother first, but as a single working mom, I will do everything necessary to provide for my kids despite the opinion of others.”
