Your dream match?

If you could wrestle anyone in any match what would it be.

I always wanted to fight Hornswoggle for the Cruiserweight Title.

Since he's the last champion, I have to beat him. The title will just be a accessory.

I would beat the hell out of him one week and challenge him to a LADDER MATCH!!

But to make it fair we'll use a small step ladder and the title will be right in my face.

Imagine all the spots I could do slowly climbing up that ladder, fingertips on the title, when I could just grab it.

Horny will give me the fight of my life.

He'll be reaching for the belt and I'll just walk behind him and pull him off!

Then I'll step to laugh at him towards the camera.

I'll fall to my knees and slowly climb the ladder...I'm at the top...

Horny pushes the ladder over!

I sell a huge 5 foot drop!

Horny gets pumped up and plays to the crowd!

I get tired of playing and grab the ladder and smash it into his face!

I grab the title.

Then I beat him with it.

Heeldom completed.

And I like Hornswoggle.

This seems like more of a fantasy to me.

i wanna fight Stephanie McMahon.

i'd spear her down..cat fight a little. she gets the upperhand, toss me in the corner. some kicks to my gut..a few hard slaps. I clothesline her. more catfighting. i ddt her. she gets a fluke win when HHH spinebusters me while she distracs the ref.

it would be awesome.


also i wouldnt mind fighting any of these ladies:
Lita
Victoria/Tara
Sara Del Ray
mercedes martinez
Hamada

lmao!!!! well damn Sticky thats messed up, beating up midgets is FUNNY yet very very wrong!

Oh and Vix, I wouldn't let Steph screw you out of a victory, If you get spinebustered, then I'm powerbombing her.

I'm a Sylar-holic wrote:

Oh and Vix, I wouldn't let Steph screw you out of a victory, If you get spinebustered, then I'm powerbombing her.

then the following week, mixed tag action. Kevin can be our valet....with his pool boy Ricky

I want to wrestle
Lita
Melina
Beth
Nattie
Serena
Mickie
Kong
Gail

and I want to have a streetfight against Maryse in which she has both her hands and feet tied. j/k Just playin

The Amazing Red:
He'd hit all of his Amazing moves, I'd hit a pretty wicked Gutwrench Powerbomb, a Chokeslam, a Fireman's Carry, and even lock in the Dragon Sleeper, but eventually, he'd end it with a Code Red.

AJ Styles:
I could take a Pele or two, maybe a Styles Clash. I would take a 450, hit a double knee drop, do my versatility elbows, and he'd end it with a school boy.

Kane:
After my underdog style clotheslines, and a Dragon Sleeper attempt of mine reversed into a Reverse DDT Suplex, I'd go for a Chokeslam, but he'd reverse it into a Chokeslam of his own and get the three.

Booker T
Undertaker
HBK
Bret Hart
HHH
Sting
Macho Man
Rock
Austin
Jericho
Edge
Even that crazy ass Jeff Hardy, that would be fun throwing his ass around the ring and taking a swanton.

Rey Rey to send him out of the WWE
John Cena, to prove that superman is the working man
Sheamus in a you lose you dye your hair match, get rid of that sickly ginger hair
Vince McMahon to boot the blonde loving pervertness out of him
Layla .... just make sure theirs tissues about

LOL

Sickly ginger hair!

theres me thinking the tissue remark would raise some eyebrows
but yeah, bright ginger just scares me

I'm at the point where LL's tissue remarks dont phase me

what would shock me is if LL wanted a match with Layla and it didnt involve tissues.

:o have i used that tissue line before
and yeh lol...that would be amazing, and also IMPOSSIBLE

Let me wrestle Vince for the onership of the company. Kick ass. Win match. Take away creative control from many people backstage. Have Cena drop WWE title immediately. Stop giving guys who've won the title 5 or more times title runs.