Chinese Man Dies After Friends Prank Him By Putting A Live Eel Into His Ass! :-X

OMG I can't believe this is even real..

http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/man_in_sichuan_dies_after_friends_i.php

^ Link has pic of similar eel! ^

A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.

The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

And this really isn't a joke. Here's the report by the China News Agency, via Sichuan Online. You can't make this sh*t up.
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So umm.. yeah nice friends he had..

What is your reaction?

That seriously scared me. I shouldn't read this stuff late at night. Teary Eyed

Bet his friends are feeling pretty damn bad now, that's some damn bullcrap

Stories like this are why I am overdue for Provider of The Month!

Find some funny stories too, stories like this give me anxiety! Teary Eyed

While I will try but these shocking ones are always reported and stand out.
I'll try though to reduce my Queen's anxiety..

I feel sick to my stomach now.

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I don't know what's worse, the sick fuck that thought this would be a great prank, or the idiots who followed up with the original sick fuck. I mean really, no sane individual no matter how shitfaced they are, would think that shoving a live animal up your friend's ass be considered a really great prank...draw penises on your face, yes, but animals up the ass...NO!

I'm sorry, but this is lolworthy.

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