PRESHOW
Mickie James is in the ring ready to do an interview. Out from the crowd comes Alissa Flash, who grabs a chair from ringside as she hits the ring. Mickie turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Mickie James can barely stand. Here it comes - Kudoh Driver. Alissa Flash raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Mickie, causing her to roll around in agony. Alissa plants Mickie James right on the skull with a very hard chair shot, leaving Mickie James unconcious. Paramedics come running out to help Mickie James as Alissa Flash exits via the crowd.
Overall Rating 84%
Segment 1
Sarita vs Taylor Wilde
(1st match in the best of 5 Series):
Taylor Wilde begins the match by extending her hand, Sarita rejects it, and does it in style, with a spin kick to the face of Taylor, Sarita climbs on Taylor and they begin to have a classic cat fight, brawling and bashing heads, the two roll out of the ring but remain brawling, Taylor gets the upperhand following an eye rake, Taylor quickly grabs a steel chair, and swings it towards Saritas face, but she ducks it and Taylor slams the chair into the ring post, Sarita jumps onto the shoulders of Taylor, and with a hurricanrana sends Taylor over the barricade and into the crowd. Sarita climbs the barricade, and connects with a crazy ass diving crossbody, the crowd is going crazy for this match, Taylor is sent back over the barricade via irish whip, Sarita quickly follows and sends Taylor back into the ring, Sarita goes for a cover but only gets a 2, Sarita applies a mexican surfboard, Taylor is screaming in agony, but the referee notices Saritas shoulders are on the mat and begins to count, Sarita lets go of the hold, and goes to pick Taylor up, but Taylor out of no where rolls up Sarita with a small package, 1...2.....oh so close, Taylor is back to her feet, and both girls connect with a double clothesline. Taylor gets to her feet first and hits a flying elbow from Taylor Wilde, barely hitting the target. Back heel kick from Taylor on Sarita. Cover for a two count. Sarita takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Sarita hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Sarita hits a dropkick on Taylor Wilde. Cover for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Taylor goes down. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Spin kick by Sarita to the face. Taylor Wilde fights out of a grapple. Back heel kick from Taylor on Sarita. Cover for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Taylor, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin, but Sarita is out just before the three count. Taylor hits a flying kick on Sarita. Taylor hits a quick kick on Sarita. Sarita backdrops Taylor Wilde out of a piledriver attempt. Taylor takes a flying neckbreaker from Sarita. Power drive elbow by Sarita. Sarita climbs the top turnbuckle and misses a missile dropkick, Taylor quickly mounts Sarita and starts to pound Sarita/s face in, but always making sure to break before a 5 count, Taylor whips Sarita into the corner, and hits a monkey flip, but Sarita lands on her feet, Taylor Wilde is in trouble as she isnt even aware. Tiger Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Taylor Wilde has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. She cant believe that Sarita managed to quickly outsmart Taylor like that.
Sarita 1 Taylor Wilde 0
This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout.
Overall Rating 82%
Crowd Reaction 78%
Match Quality 86%
Segment 2
The Beautiful People vs Cherry and Jackie Gayda-Haas vs Lay-Cool
(For The All Female Tag Team Championsh Titles) :
Cherry and Angelina choose to start the match, they begin quickly with a brawl, and the referee has already lost control, the hatred between Cherry and Angelina is unpresidented, Velvet and Jackie try to seperate the two, but it doesnt work, and soon all four women are brawling in the middle of the ring, LayCool in the mean time are just stood laughing at the display they are witnessing, Angelina, Cherry, Velvet and Jackie stop and look towards LayCool, who quickly try to retreat but they are quickly stopped, Angelina and Velvet grab a hold of Michelle, Layla being grabbed by Cherry and Jackie, both teams take there victim into opposite corners, and begins laying in stomps, chops and punches, the two teams send Layla and MIchelle into the centre of the ring, where they quickly crash into eachother, The referee begins to get control, by pushing Michelle out of the ring, and telling Velvet, Cherry and Jackie to also leave, looks like Layla and Angelina will start this match, Angelina quickly goes for a cover, but Layla kicks out, Angelina Love walks into a chop to the pecs. Right hand from Layla on Angelina. Layla with a kick to the gut, and a spin kick that nearlly took off Angelina's head, Layla quickly runs to make a Tag between Layla El and Cherry. Angelina Love walks into a chop to the pecs. Cover for a two count. Angelina backdrops Cherry out of a piledriver attempt. Tag to Velvet Sky. The Beautiful People whip Cherry into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Velvet Sky beings to pander to the crowd and taunt at Jackie, Cherry takes this chance to slam Velvets face into the mat, Tag between Cherry and Jackie Gayda-Haas. Leg trip from Jackie Gayda-Haas. Brutal forearm by Jackie. Tag to Michelle McCool. Flying dropkick from Jackie on Michelle. Michelle counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. 1....2......Angelina Love quickly saves the match for her and Velvet, Layla runs in the ring and takes Angelina down with a spear, Velvet grabs Layla by the hair and sends her flying to the outside, Cherry with a double clothesline sends TBP also to the outside, Michelle with a big boot knocks Cherry to the outside, leaving Jackie and in the ring, Jackie goes for a rolll up, but McCool counters, Michelle McCool moves in for the kill. Faith Breaker! 1....2....3. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.
Overall Rating 71%
Crowd Reaction 75%
Match Qualty 64%
Segment 3
Gail Kim vs Lisa Moretti :
Gail Kim makes her way down to the ring, and awaits the entrance of Lisa Moretti
Lisa Moretti's music hits and she appears on stage in her street clothes and with a microphone
Gail Kim looks a little confused
Lisa Moretti "I just want to come out and say, that Gail unfortunately you wont have a chance to face me tonight. Me and You will go one on one again, but i will do it when IM ready, and on MY terms. I refuse to wrestle this match, infront of all of these morons. I wont have anyone tell me when i shall and shall not wrestle, i will tell them. Sorry Gail, nothing personal.."
Lisa Moretti just leaves the staging area, Gail is in the ring talking with the referee, who also seems to have no answers, i guess we shall have to wait before we see Lisa Moretti and Gail Kim going one on one again
Overall 83%
Segment 4
Melina and Maddison vs Natalya and Serena Deeb
(Losers Must Disband Match):
Rayne and Natalya being the match, Maddison Rayne takes a butterfly suplex from Natalya. Rayne takes a quick lariat. Cover for a two count. Natalya tags out to Serena Deeb. Serena \ Natalya whip Rayne into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Serena hits an arm drag on Rayne. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rayne takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Rayne reverses a Serena Deeb hammerlock. Slingshot clothesline by Rayne, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Rayne tags out to Melina. Melina hits an arm drag on Serena. Badly executed second rope splash by Melina. Serena Deeb fights out of a grapple. Tag between Serena Deeb and Natalya. Melina takes a quick lariat. Belly to belly off the top rope, Melina got folded up big time. Cover, 1....2....Maddison runs in and quickly saves the match for her tea, Natalya doesnt take to kindly to this and she shows it by grabbing Maddisons hair and slamming it to the mat, before laying in some stomps, Serena quickly enters the ring to join in on the beat down, while Natalya aint looking Melina, gets to her feet and rolls Natalya up in a school girl pin, Serena quickly breaks that up however, Double Back suplex on Melina, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Natalya applies the sharpshooter, but Maddison clothesline Natalya out of it, and also out of the ring Serena goes to Natalya's aid, but both are met with a springboard crossbody from Maddison, who hit that out of no where, the fans go crazy, Maddison starts to brawl with Serena, but Natalya is up from behind and slams Maddison face first into the steel steps, Natalya whips Serena into the steps, its an attempt at a double team, but Maddison drop toe holds Serena, OH no her new nose maybe broken!!!! Maddison is met with a vile looking discuss clothesline, Natalya now see's Melina getting to her feet and trys to take advantage but Melina reverses the hip toss attempt, Melina connects with a forearm, and a second, and a third, she is building momentum, and whips Natalya off the ropes, and hits a thez prez, Melina starts pounding on Natalya. Melina, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Natalya. Melina moves in for the kill. Last Call!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Melina and Maddison climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory. They have done it they have finally beaten Serena and Natalya. Serena and Natalya are in the ring, and shake hands before departing, as per stipulation the two partners are not allowed to team up for the next 6 months. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
Overall Reaction 81%
Crowd Reaction 82%
Match Quality 79%
Segment 5
Beth Phoenix what is she doing here, shes not scheduled for this PPV
"I bet your all wondering why i am even here tonight. And to be honest, im wondering so myself, i mean i think it is ridiculous that a former All Female World Champion like myself is on the sidelines of a PPV. But saying that, i do understand why, its simply because there is no competitoin for me. Non. I mean sure Amy Dumas managed to fight off the Glamazon, but thats because i took her too lightly, and why shouldnt i? i mean look at me, i am the perfect combination of strength and beauty, i am the glamazon for crying out loud. Nobody can match my strength, no body can match my unlimited potential, I wouldnt be surprised if half the roster backstage chose to quit rather then step into the ring with me"
Stephanie McMahon appears stage
"Oh Beth, Beth, Beth, your right it is ridiculous that your not on this PPV, but what is more ridiculous is your little, well big ego problem. You know, I admitt after you lost your final match to Amy, i found it hard to find someone to go against you. But not to worry i have found you the PERFECT opponent, and you will go face to face with her at the next Freedom Females. Seeya then"
Beth Phoenix looks a little puzzeled as to what Stephanie means, i guess we shall have to wait and see.
Overall Rating 76%
Segment 6
Alicia Fox vs Roxxi
(Hardcore Match):
Alicia Fox makes her way to the ring with a shopping cart full of trach cans, kitchen sinks, 2by4's. Alicia finds it hard to choose her first weapon and settles on a mop. Roxxi comes down to the ring with nothing but a table! Alicia Fox gets hip tossed by Roxxi. Roxxi dropkicks Alicia after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Gut buster, Alicia hits hard. Big dropkick by Roxxi, who got good elevation. Alicia reverses a Roxxi hammerlock. Alicia Fox dropkicks Roxxi after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Alicia sets a table up on the outside and goes to scoop slam Roxxi throught it but Roxxi reverses, both girls now have made their way to the apron, and being to brawl, Roxxi gets clotheslined back into the ring by Alicia, Roxxi quickly however gets back to her feet and goes to drop Alicia throat across the top rope, Alicia holds on, although is teatering and could fall through the table at any minute. LIKE RIGHT NOW. WOW Roxxi just speared Alicia and both girls feel through the table. Roxxi Hooks the leg for a two count. Roxxi goes to get Alicia but Alicia blows some powder into Roxxis face, however Roxxi counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Alicia takes a quick lariat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Roxxi with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Alicia counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Alicia sends Roxxi to the outside, and the begin to brawl into the crowd area, OMG its Maryse out of nowhere hitting Roxxi with a trashcan, Maryse and Alicia begin to beat on Roxxi, they proceed to drag Roxxi back to the ring side area, with great force they double team Roxxi by sending her into the ring steps. Maryse starts to dismantle the announcers table, as Roxxi is set up to take a double suploex through the table. OH LOOK its Jacqueline she sprints down to the ring, and quickly saves Roxxi, she grabs a hold of Alicia and slams her head into the ring apron, before chasing Maryse back up the ramp and into the back, Roxxi is back to her feet, and grab the ring bell, and swings it for Alicias head, but Alicia ducks. Alicia hits a back kick. Alicia grabbing the ring bell like Roxxi misses with the attempt to knock Roxxis lights out. Alicia Fox gets taken down out of nowhere with a back suplex. Alicia tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Maryse comes running down the aisle and into the ring! (She mustve lost Jacqueline) Clothesline...but Roxxi ducks! Alicia Fox gets hit! Roxxi knocks Maryse out of the ring. Alicia Fox can barely stand. Here it comes - Voodoo Drop. 1....2...3, it's finished. Roxxi stands up and beings to celebrate, but Maryse from behind with a trash can, Alicia and Maryse are beating the hell out of Roxxi! Jacqueline sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring, she has a kendo stick! She goes toe-to-toe with Alicia Fox, exchanging punches, while Roxxi comes back, sending Maryse out of the ring with a clothesline. Jacqueline swings the Kendo stick aiming it for Alicias head, but Alicia quickly rolls to safter. Jacqueline \ Roxxi have cleared the ring, driving off Alicia and Maryse! *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
Overall Rating 75%
Crowd Reaction 72%
Match Quality 79%
Segment 7
Amy Dumas vs Tara
(For The All Female World Championship Title) :
Dumas hits a quick kick on Tara. Dumas walks into a trip. Tara uses move #193 (arm-BAR). We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Belly to belly off the top rope, Dumas got folded up big time. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Tara walks into a trip. Tara walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Flying elbow off the top rope by Amy Dumas, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Flying knee to the face from Amy Dumas. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Dumas walks into a trip. Massive back suplex! Amy Dumas got snapped in half. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Dumas counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tara can barely stand. Snap DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Amy Dumas offers a handshake to Tara...and she accepts it! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.
Overall Rating 67%
Crowd Reaction 68%
Match Quality 65%
Segment 8
Alissa Flash vs Mickie James :
Alissa makes her way to the ring
"Now ref, unless you werent paying attention, but before this PPV started Mickie James found herself on the way to the hospital. Reason being i kicked her sorry ass all over the place. So i DEMAND! YOU announce me the winner via forfeit!"
The referee looks a little uneasy, clearly hes a Mickie James fan
"What on earth are you waiting for? announce me the winner NOW, or you will be finding yourself in the same predicament that Mickie found herself in earlier tonight."
WAIT NO ITS Mickie James, shes here, she looks like shes had some stitches, but shes here regardless! She looks pissed, and is sprinting to the ring she spears Alissan to the mat and begins a mounted set of punches on Alissa, the referee rings the bell, and grabs Mickie and seperates the two, trying to calm Mickie down. They officially begin with a test of strength, but before Mickie grabs Alissas right hand Alissa kicks Mickie in the gut, and with a slap to the face, Alissa begins to laugh, Mickie however is not as pleased, and charges towards Alissa, who promptly exits the ring and beings to run around like a lost chicken, Alissa back in the ring, manages to stop Mickies rage with a kick to Mickies skull as Mickie comes in the ring, Alissa with a dragon sleeper, is looking for an early victory, but Mickie finds her way to the corner and uses the turnbuckls to flip out of it Mickie hits an explosive dropkick on Alissa Flash. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Badly executed second rope splash by Mickie. Cover for a two count. Alissa powers out of a headlock. Mickie James gets hip tossed by Alissa. Face crusher from Alissa on Mickie. Hooks the leg for a two count. Alissa Flash blasts Mickie with a rather-less-than-super kick. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Mickie James takes a butterfly suplex from Alissa. Mickie blocks a punch. Mickie, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Alissa Flash. Cover for a two count. Mickie James with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Mickie hits a flying kick on Alissa. Alissa takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Alissa pushes out of a Mickie James hold. Mickie takes a chop from Alissa. Slingshot clothesline by Alissa, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside Alissa smashing Mickies head into the barricade and connecting with some violent stomps, Alissa goes to send Mickie into the steel steps but Mickie reverses and Alissa finds herself in the steps instead. The referee completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. The fans dont seem to like it, but i dont think these two care the fight has started up again! Alissa Flash attacks Mickie, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout.
Overall Rating 84%
Crowd Reaction 86%
Match Quality 80%
Show Rating 76%
