Carlito Tweets TNA & pokes fun at Lacey von Erich and WWE & TNA Angles

Carlito Colon tweeted the following review of TNA iMPACT!: "well, i didnt see anything that bad except 4 that Lacey VonErich. TNA has a pretty good roster. That generation me looks like mini Hardys! Oh also, that Abyss segment. how is anybody supposed to believe that? He's gonna show up next week after committing kidnapping and torture? Last time i checked that's at least a 25 year prison sentence! is the Orlando police just gonna let it slide and let the face handle it? Not picking on Abyss, i like him. I just hate angles u cant believe. Like when Hunter broke into Orton's house. I asked him if he was gonna b at mania? He asked why? I said u got arrested and they got everything on TV!..he didn't find it funny! oh well. And what about that idiot that stabbed Cena? oh, wait a minute...nevermind!"

Carlito could be right as a wing but what he has to say is so irrelevant...because HE'S irrelevant.

lmao! cena was stabbed!

yes yes, in a nightclub back in 2004 lol

I know, I was laughing at that. Seemed kind of wrong to laugh at it though.

Cena was stabbed but had no scars..i remember thinking "WTF" lol

That's because he's superman.

Carlito is some hella funny dude. All the shit he said is the exact shit I've thought endless times over the years. You've had people buried aliive, thrown into water and left for dead, hit by cars, blackmailed and more. You do this shit in real life you face some kind of penalty. WTF!

The part about Abyss is so frican true lol.

Always Cerect! Giggity! wrote:

Carlito is some hella funny dude. All the shit he said is the exact shit I've thought endless times over the years. You've had people buried aliive, thrown into water and left for dead, hit by cars, blackmailed and more. You do this shit in real life you face some kind of penalty. WTF!

I think we could build a HUGE list devoted to the many kayfabe felonies committed by various wrestlers over the years along with the time they would have served in prison for such wacky highjinks like brawling in the frozen foods aisle at the local supermarket.

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I know right. lol

But Stone Cold ran away before the cops showed up. tha's why he wasnt arrested

And it never crossed their mind to meet him up on the raw the folloing week

Maybe Booker didnt press charges.

Cop: Sir what happeneD?
Booker: I.....fell

How do you explain Rikishi after he admitted to running down Austin lmao?

Same thing with HHH when he was driving the car that took out HBK (Steiner takes out HBK with Sledgehammer) lol

Wait didn't HHH kidnap Stephanie and on national TV Married her when she was CLEARLY drunk??

Oh, yeah... lmao @ their fake ass wedding.

EDIT:

SCSA Vandalizing People's cars. lol

Billy and Chuck's "gay wedding" took place in a state that didnt allow gay marriage at that time.

LMAO ^

This is what makes wrestling so great.Dude getting his thing cut off on live tv (the illusion of it anyway.)