Diva/Knockout Big Brother 3 Fanfare - Episode 1 - Premiere!

Episode 1


Lilian - Host
It's a house like no other. 47 cameras see your every move and 76 microphones hear your every word. This is the Big Brother house. 14 Divas and Knockouts enter this house hoping to call it home for the next 3 months. They will be living in total confinement cut off from the outside world while competing for power. Each week, the Houseguests will vote to evict one of their own. In the end, one Houseguest will remain and will walk away with 1 million dollars. This season, is called Fanfare. 9 out of the 14 Houseguests are controlled by fans. They will control their Houseguest's nominations and their votes to evict. Their goal? Evict the other fans and be the last fan standing. If they succeed, they will win an amazing prize. However, if the Houseguests not controlled by fans are evicted first, the winner still gets 1 million dollars, however, there will be no special prize. All the Divas and Knockouts are in front of the front door. I will let them in 3 at a time. Once inside, they must go find their beds.
*Turns on microphone so Houseguests can hear*
Houseguests, when I call your name, you may enter the Big Brother House and look for a bed. You will be going in groups of 3.
First 3, Madison Rayne, Michelle McCool and Stephanie McMahon!

*Madison, Michelle and Stephanie enter the House*


Madison
You have got to be kidding me. We're all sleeping in ONE huge room!


Stephanie
Ew. I don't want to be in a room with you two.


Michelle
Suck it up, buttercup. You're stuck with us.


Lilian - Host
The next 3... Jacqueline, Luna Vachon and Christy Hemme!

*Jacqueline, Luna and Christy enter*


Luna
WHAT... THE... FACK? One room?


Jacqueline
I don't really care, so I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.


Christy
It's actualy a nice House though! I mean, besides the shitty bedroom, the rest is amazing!


Lilian - Host
The next 3... Lacey Von Erich, Velvet Sky and Ivory.

*Lacey, Velvet and Ivory enter*


Ivory
You better all stay out of my way if you know what's good for you.


Lacey
I'm so happy that I'm here! I can't wait to do the photoshoots!


Velvet
Uhm, Lacey, darling... we're on Big Brother. Not America's Next Top Model.


Lacey
Ohhhh, but how is this Big Brother? We're all girls... there's no brothers here.


Velvet



Lilian - Host
The next 3 are... Tiffany, Serena and Molly Holly.

*Tiffany, Serena and Molly enter*


Serena
I really hope you guys can accept me even though I look like a flaming lesbian.


Molly
I'm not here to make friends, so I don't care what anyone thinks. Talk to me, don't talk to me, I don't care.


Tiffany
Heyy everyone!!!


Lscey
Omgsh hai! I can see us being BFFs!!


Madison
LACEYYYYYYYYYYYY!
YOU'RE STAYING WITH US!!!!!!


Tiffany
Calm down, she can hang out with who she wants.


Madison
Uhm, I don't think so.


Lilian - Host
Ladies! Calm down!
The last 2 to enter are... Angelina Love and Tara.

*Angelina and Tara enter*


Tara
I think I'll win because I have more common sense than any other girl here, it seems.


Angelina
That's what you think... ha ha ha.


Lilian - Host
Ladies, before you get too comfortable, you should make your way to the backyard.

All the girls go to the backyard to see 6 huge mushrooms surrounded by mud pits.


Lilian - Host
Before we begin the first Head of Household competition of the season, please split up in pairs of two.


Angelina
Vel-Vel!!! Let's be a team!


Velvet
Okay!!


Tara
Christy, you're with me.


Christy
I guess so...


Ivory
Jackie!!!


Jacqueline
Ivory!!!


Madison
Lacey-kins!!! You're with me darling!!


Lacey
But...


Madison
I SAID YOU WERE WITH ME! SO YOU'RE WITH ME!


Lacey
Okay. Okay. God.


Luna
Serena, you look pretty cool. Wanna be my partner?


Serena
Yeah, definitely!


Michelle
Skirt Tiffany!!! Be with me!


Tiffany
Okay.


Molly
I guess that leaves us, Steph.


Stephanie
Fine by me. Let's win this!

Head of Household Competition


Lilian - Host
Now that we have all our teams... it is time to explain the rules.
First of all, as you can see, there's only 6 mushrooms and there are 7 teams.
So 1 team will have to sit out and be out of the HoH competition already.
After that, teams decide who will be the "rider" and who will be the "sitter". The rider will get on their mushroom and hang tight while the sitter answers true or false questions. For every wrong answer, your mushroom will start spinning faster and if you fall off, your team is eliminated. Also, once you hit 3 wrong answers, you are automatically eliminated. So, before we begin, who is sitting out?


Ivory
I've always been a competitor, and I've never wanted to sit out, I want to fight for everything and earn my place. So i would certainly not want to sit out


Stephanie
As the most dominant female here, I'm thinking this skanks will likely target me first, if I dont compete. So no i will not sit out. I will win this and show them why I am the most dominant female in this house.


Michelle
I already know I can beat all these girls' butts. So, "Skirt" Tiffany and I will be sitting out.


Lilian - Host
Let the game begin!
Select a sitter and a rider.


Serena
I'll be the rider and Luna will be the sitter.


Molly
I'll ride. Steph will be the sitter.


Madison
Since Lacey can't do shit, I'll ride.
She can answer questions.


Jacqueline
I'll be the rider while Ivory will be the sitter.


Tara
I'll ride, while Christy sits.


Angelina
I'll ride. Velvet sits.


Lilian - Host
Houseguests. Take your positions.
The power is up for grabs.
First question.
True or False?
The past two winners of Diva/Knockout Big Brother have both been Knockouts.
(Correct answer = True - Awesome Kong & Daffney)


Velvet
True.


Christy
False.


Ivory
True.


Lacey
True.


Luna
True.


Stephanie
True.


Lilian - Host
Christy got it wrong so Tara's mushroom will now spin faster.
Angelina & Velvet - 0
Christy & Tara - 1
Ivory & Jacqueline - 0
Lacey & Madison - 0
Luna & Serena - 0
Molly & Stephanie - 0
Next question:
True or False?
In season 2, there was one pair of twins.
(Answer = False - Bella Twins + Blossom Twins)


Velvet
True.


Christy
False.


Ivory
False.


Lacey
True.


Luna
False.


Stephanie
True.


Lilian - Host
Velvet, Lacey and Stephanie got it wrong so Angelina's, Madison's and Molly's mushrooms will now spin faster.
Angelina & Velvet - 1
Christy & Tara - 1
Ivory & Jacqueline - 0
Lacey & Madison - 1
Luna & Serena - 0
Molly & Stephanie - 1

Next question:
True or False?
In the first season, there was the Power of Veto.
(Answer = True)


Velvet
False.


Christy
True.


Ivory
True.


Lacey
True.


Luna
False.


Stephanie
False.


Lilian - Host
Velvet, Luna & Stephanie got it wrong so Angelina's, Serena's and Molly's mushrooms will now spin faster.
Angelina & Velvet - 2
Christy & Tara - 1
Ivory & Jacqueline - 0
Lacey & Madison - 1
Luna & Serena - 1
Molly & Stephanie - 2

Next question:
True or False?
The prize money for both first seasons was also 1 million dollars.
(Answer = True)


Velvet
False.


Christy
False.


Ivory
False.


Lacey
True.


Luna
False.


Stephanie
True.


Lilian - Host
Velvet, Christy, Ivory & Luna got it wrong so Tara's, Jacqueline's & Serena's mushrooms will now spin faster.
Angelina & Velvet, you are eliminated.
Christy & Tara - 2
Ivory & Jacqueline - 1
Lacey & Madison - 1
Luna & Serena - 2
Molly & Stephanie - 2

Next question:
True or False?
I was replaced in one episode because I was sick.
(Answer = False)


Christy
False.


Ivory
True.


Lacey
False.


Luna
False.


Stephanie
True.


Lilian - Host
Ivory & Stephanie got it wrong so Jacqueline's mushroom will now spin faster.
Molly & Stephanie, you are eliminated.
Christy & Tara - 2
Ivory & Jacqueline - 2
Lacey & Madison - 1
Luna & Serena - 2

Next question:
True or False?
The runner-ups for both first seasons are Divas.
(Answer = True - Trish Stratus & Nikki Bella)


Christy
True.


Ivory
False.


Lacey
True.


Luna
False.


Lilian - Host
Ivory & Luna got it wrong.
Ivory & Jacqueline, you are eliminated.
So are you, Luna & Serena.
Christy & Tara - 2
Lacey & Madison - 1

Next question:
True or False?
This will be the first season that it isn't public voting.
(Answer = True)


Christy
False.


Lacey
True.


Lilian - Host
Christy got it wrong.
Christy & Tara, you are eliminated.
Congratulations, Lacey and Madison, you are the final 2 contestants.
However, since Michelle and Tiffany sat out, they get to pick which one of you becomes the first Head of Household!


Tiffany
WE PICK LACEY!!!


Michelle
Excuse me?


Tiffany
You made me sit out, so shut your trap, Michelle.
So yeah, we pick Lacey to become the first Head of Household.


Lilian- Host
Congratulations, Lacey, you are the first Head of Household!
On Friday, you will make the first nominations of the season!
Good luck Houseguests!
From outside the Big Brother House, I'm Lilian Garcia.
Good night.

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Obviously, this episode isn't much since my schedule is crazy.
It's even a day late.
But I'll try to make my episodes better and better.
Please stay tuned to see who Lacey will nominate for eviction! <3

The poll is multi-answer so you can answer as many choices as you want, however, there are only 9 Houseguests that are controlled by fans.