TNA KOs Discussion 5-5-11

* Mickie James vs Miss Tessmacher

* Kurt Angle & Velvet Sky vs. Jeff Jarrett, Angelina Love & Winter.
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i think..those are tonight's matches. Lord help me if i'm wrong.
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Karen & jeff confronted Velvet in the shower. Sadly idk what was really said cause i was just looking at Velvet wrapped in a towel. She looked lovely.

LMAO Vix.

I haven't seen much of iMPACT! I did get to see Sarita looking as hot as humanly possible.

dude i totally had a Peter Griffin moment. i was thinking "move the towel...move the towel...." lol
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Karen & Velvet are in the ring arguing. I love Velvet on the mic. Velvet tries to leave. Karen stops her and they argue more. Karen tells Velvet they have a match later. Winter & Angelina come out. Karen tells them to take Velvet out. Angle comes out. He looks so demented. He's just missing his trusty rusty axe lol

Angle comes out and says he's ready for the tag mach later. Velvet threatens Karen and Kurt has to pull velvet back. Velvet says she's gonna spank Karen.

i love how Velvet says "BITCH!"


cute segment. love Velvet.

It was a great segment. lol

The woman from the sensitivity training episode of FG:

Vix, I'm sending you to sensitivity training as Velvet seems to be your little play thing. Women are much more than that.

She said something to that effect to Peter. lol

Kudos to Velvet who was pretty good.

WTF is Ms. T doing?! Please STOP it! That isn't sexy and you look like and idiot. lmao

But DAMN.... that woman has a nice ass.

Hardcore Country!

There's probably a pool of saliva wherever ~KD~ is right now. lol

Can't blame her, though.

LMAO senior citizen official. earl hebner

I dont need training. She's just my little...sex kitten
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Miss Tessmacher vs Mickie. nice cleavage shot from Miss T. Miss T has a nice little intro. i liked watching them exchange forearms. Nice little match from Miss T.

Mickie takes control and wins. cute match. nothing special but it shows there's hope for Miss. T.
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Madison & Tara come out. Tara has a new shirt "Tara Nonstop Action." Madison wants a rematch at TNA Sacrifice. Mickie agrees but only if Madison puts Tara on the line. If Madison loses, Tara is free to be her own person. Tara looks like a kid in a candystore. She is happy. Madison asks if that is what Tara wants and then Madison agrees. Tara winks at Mickie and mouths "thank you" to her.

Nice moment...without Madison screaming in the mic.

I really don't understand why Mickie would put the contract between Tara & Madison as her reward for winning. You would think she would want to keep them together bc Madison wouldn't let Tara challenge Mickie for the belt........Which we know is what is going to happen next. Mickie v Tara with a few exchanges of the belt.

Fail!!!!!!!! an not and****

Anywho...

Ms. T looks like she's been working hard. The last time I saw her in the ring, I wanted to pluck out my damn eyes because her wrestling was so bad.

It waould've been nice not seeing Madison as I absolutely hate this chick.

Kurt & Velvet vs Jarrett & winter & Angelina
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Velvet is holding her own till she gets sent to the outside. She finally tags Angle and he goes after Jarrett. He's all over him. i love Angle.

Karen gets dragged in the ring and Velvet tags herself in.

Velvet wins with a double DDT on Winter and Angelina. i loved that. Angle grabs the mic and tells Karen she's about to witness a nightmare. he says Velvet isnt Mrs Angle. It's someone else who will take Karen out. Mrs. Angle will be here next week.

Oh that is real, its damn real, bitch!!!

^best line of the night.

I think Mickie somehow lost half in eyebrow. That sucks. Damn TNA filming two weeks ahead.

I laughed my ass off when he said that. Good stuff, Kurt!

Kurt showed that his pimp hand is way strong

great way to end Impact, imo. the Sting/Immortal drama was kinda a drag. nice welcome change to end the show.

VELVET!!

I am a huge fan of Velvet Sky.

Finally, she gets a chance to shine, and it's in the main event too! I thought tonight's Impact was great.

Dont expect anything AWESOME wrestling-wise in the main event. But it was still pretty good, imo.