Things Not To Do If You Were In A Scary Movie

What are some tips or things you shouldnt do if you was in a scary movie.

Dont be black or a blonde skank xD

Shimmer Mark wrote:

Don't run upstairs.

But what if theyre downstairs and theres a gun and more people with guns upstairs and its just 1 killer/monster? xD

OWNED

RJ Punk wrote:

Shimmer Mark wrote:

Don't run upstairs.

But what if theyre downstairs and theres a gun and more people with guns upstairs and its just 1 killer/monster? xD

OWNED

Run outside and grab the gun that you secretly stash in the potted plant on the front porch. It's more powerful than all of the guns upstairs anyway.

Shimmer Mark wrote:

RJ Punk wrote:

Shimmer Mark wrote:

Don't run upstairs.

But what if theyre downstairs and theres a gun and more people with guns upstairs and its just 1 killer/monster? xD

OWNED

Run outside and grab the gun that you secretly stash in the potted plant on the front porch. It's more powerful than all of the guns upstairs anyway.

well...ummmm....Shimmer sucks anyhow



*runs away*

your on da right btw;)

Shimmer Mark wrote:

No one disses my Shimmer and gets away with it.

Anyway, back on topic, Don't answer the phone.

Shimmer Mark wrote:

No one disses my Shimmer and gets away with it.

Anyway, back on topic, Don't answer the phone.

lol

dont run to obvious places.

RUN BITCH RUN!!

If you're a girl, don't find yourself left alone with that hot guy your friends have been warning you about.

But what if you were expecting a call back/ Lol

Unspoken Horror Movie Rules:

If you're a whore, don't expect to breathe anymore.

If you're a jock, your head will be on the chopping block.

If you're black, you ain't coming back.

If you show tit, your throat will get slit.

If you're the clown, you will be drowned.

If you trip and fall, you won't live at all.

But what would I do, it depends on the situation. I know for a fact I have a fighting chance in most horror movie situations, heck I grew up on horror movies and know the general rules that would keep me safe from any monster or slasher out there...buuuut since I'm black, I know my ass ain't coming back and that's what I get for going with my whore ass friend, her dumbass jock boyfriend, and the class clown to a place where mass murders happen every year and not getting Nike running shoes like this chick did:

LMAO Brilliant commercial.

dont be related to the killer

The number one thing not to do in a horror movie is...........DIE!

Don't be the badass who thinks he or she is not the one to be fucked with. That person always dies at the hands of the murderer or monster.

Not a Perfect Patriot wrote:

Don't be the badass who thinks he or she is not the one to be fucked with. That person always dies at the hands of the murderer or monster.

9 times out of 10, this will be the black jock, if not the black jock, the black biker/thug/anti-hero. The Character will gain a weapon, think he's Billy Badass, take on the monster, and promptly have his ass handed to him on a silver platter; thus showing the escaping virgin (who will more than likely be there to witness this beatdown) that the creature is an unstoppable threat.

So true.