New Ashley Myspace Blog

HI!
Ok so I went on this website recently and its hilarious...
It's called f@#$ my life and basically it allows you to blog a shitty story about something thats happened to you but has to be funny.
It's something I'd like to hear back from you
ok I have one for example not the best but will give you an idea
last week i had a rental car and had to extend it....soooo i called budget and spent abut 45 mins on the phone with this guy who wasnt the nicest and read off every single flipping number on the contract...HE STILL couldmn't find my res.
just when i got soooo fed up he said go out to the car and read me the numbers on the ins info in the glove
so i go out there almost going on an hour with this prick and wouldn't you know it...
The paper says HERTZ!!!
UGHHHH F MY LIFE!
waste of time but something retarded only I would do...so shoot away gimme somemore from you guys and this blog is stictly fo rthose stories so gimme some good ones, give us all some good ones.. lets all laugh at stupidity tonight. Blog away my punks
love you!!!
xoxo
ash
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I honestly couldnt understand her. lol

care to translate that to english, Blue?

Ok, i know my spelling is bad, but this is like;

ekmdiasdismaifneufrne...........

SexyVixen wrote:

care to translate that to english, Blue?

HA HA. That bitch needs to get hooked on phonics, repeat elementary school or drop off the face of the earth. Maybe she can go back into Prostitution.......oh sorry, "Ecorting" . LOL. Yeah and my dad's janitor is really a Ecological Corporate Cleaning Technician.

Mianalia wrote:

lol at that pic of trashley... i didnt understand what the hell she was saying..

Don't worry, you're not the only one. She obviously has her own language cause that bitch isn't speaking English or any other earthly language.

this was a gift to me from a friend

if only she just spoke english...the world would begin to be a better place.

no idea on a thing you said, and it wasn't even funny.......

SexyVixen wrote:

care to translate that to english, Blue?

translation: i still suck at wrestling and no one will hire me unless i show them my tits

SexyVixen wrote:

this was a gift to me from a friend

if only she just spoke english...the world would begin to be a better place.

LOVE IT. You're friend is obviously a person with great taste.

Wishmaster wrote:

SexyVixen wrote:

care to translate that to english, Blue?

translation: i still suck at wrestling and no one will hire me unless i show them my tits

anyone who honestly thought Ashley was good is like saying Candice wont botch a match for the rest of her career

Wishmaster wrote:

SexyVixen wrote:

care to translate that to english, Blue?

translation: i still suck at wrestling and no one will hire me unless i show them my tits

they look inflatable

like balloons

life preservers lol

This ashley m never gives up.She constantly blogging about pure nonsence and nobody can understand what the heck shes saying! But i will admit that i find her annoying and very entertaining at the same time. keep bloggin ashhh xoxoxo lol