Hailey's Newsies Issue 26 - May 11th 2009

Ok so obviously we're not the 11th yet. But I didn't want to wait before posting this.
Dr LL has made a suggestion and I have accepted, however it is NOT permanent.
The matches I write will be at EVERY issue.

I Love Money : WWE

Battle Royal to become PayMaster.
Candice vs. Tazz vs. Kane vs. The Miz vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Big Show
(LitaIsExtreme vs. CP vs. NCD vs. Hailey vs. Cynbitch vs. NCD)

Big Show eliminates Candice
Mr. Kennedy eliminates The Miz
Mr. Kennedy eliminates Tazz
Kane eliminates Big Show
Mr. Kennedy eliminates Kane

Cynbitch is the new PayMaster!

Battle Royal for Danger.
Melina vs. Ric Flair vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Finlay vs. The Boogeyman vs. Jillian
(Dr LL vs. NCD vs. Mia vs. Mia vs. LitaIsExtreme vs. Hailey)

The Boogeyman eliminates Melina
Tommy Dreamer eliminates Ric Flair
Finlay eliminates The Boogeyman
Jillian eliminates Finlay
Tommy Dreamer eliminates Jillian

Melina, Ric Flair & The Boogeyman are in danger.
(Dr LL, NCD & LitaIsExtreme)

Who will Cynbitch eliminate? To be continued at the end of newsie.

Replacing Jeff Hardy

As most of you know by now, Jeff Hardy is planning on leaving WWE when his contract expires in a few weeks.
Since he's one of the most popular superstars in the entire industry, it's going to be pretty difficult for WWE to fill in the void that will obviously be left by his departure.
While it's highly unlikely that the company is going to be able to find a replacement that will be as popular as Jeff Hardy, the company still needs to put someone in his position.

Everyone knows that the Undertaker is the biggest babyface on the Smackdown brand (perhaps even in the entire WWE). As long as he's around, he'll own that spot.
It's the #2 babyface spot that's going to be difficult.
Jeff Hardy is widely regarded as the #2 babyface on Smackdown. He's leaving, which means that WWE now has to elevate someone else on the roster into the spot.

Members of WWE management right now are looking through the roster to see how they can fill the #2 babyface spot on Smackdown.
Below are the possible candidates.

• Rey Mysterio
  
  Rey Mysterio's popularity is undeniable. However, Vince McMahon is hesitant to push him as the #2 guy because of injury concerns.
  
• CM Punk
  
  Despite the fact that he has a couple of enemies in management, CM Punk is regarded as someone that is capable of filling that #2 spot. Management will try to push him in the upcoming weeks to see what he can do.
  
• John Morrison
  
  Management recently turned John Morrison into a babyface. They think that he could possibly be built into the #2 spot (and potentially the #1 spot).
  
• Batista
  
  Management is seriously considering sending Batista back to Smackdown to fill that role. He's a good choice in that he can fill the #1 spot as well if Undertaker is injured or taking time off.
  
• Big Show
  
  WWE is toying around with the idea of turning Big Show back into a babyface and sending him back to Smackdown. The seeds are there for a full blown feud between Edge and the Big Show.
  
• Matt Hardy
  
  Even though he's been pretty good as a heel, Matt Hardy is still a potential choice to go back to Smackdown as a babyface. Turning him wouldn't be that difficult. He just has to make up with Jeff Hardy. WWE really should put Matt Hardy in the #2 spot to see if he can actually do it or not.
  

Eve Torres vs. Layla

This match was requested by Dr LL.
Don't forget to request the matches you want to read

The following Divas match is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first from, Denver Colorado Eve Torres!

And her opponent from Miami, Florida Layla!


Both ladies lock up in the middle of the ring. Eve gains the upper hand with a hard knee to Layla's gut and puts her in a suplex position, but Layla reverses with a suplex of her own. Layla then gives hard stomps on Eve's stomach. Cover. 1... Eve kicks out. Layla lifts Eve up and trips her hard on her back. Layla looks at the crowd as she receieves boos. Eve gets up slowly and clotheslines Layla. Another clothesline. And another. Then, Eve hits a dropkick. Cover. 1...2. Layla kicks out.

Here comes Maryse down the ramp. She stays at ringside but cheers Layla on. Layla gets up and kicks Eve in the gut and jumps to kick her in the face, Eve ducks and rolls Layla up. 1...2... Maryse puts Layla's arm on the ropes. The count is broken. Maryse smiles, but her smile is soon erased as Eve gets out of the ring and throws Maryse on the barricade and punches her. Layla gets out of the ring and throws Eve off of Maryse. The count is started 1...2...3...4...5... Layla is pouncing on Eve 6...7...8... Layla gets back in the ring. 9... Barely before the 10, Eve makes it back in the ring but meets with a Roundhouse Kick. Layla covers. 1...2...3!

Here is your winner, Layla!


Created Matches History
- Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Maryse & Layla def. Melina, Candice, Christy Hemme & Taylor Wilde
- Layla def. Eve Torres

I Love Money : WWE

Mr. Kennedy now has to eliminate either Melina (Dr LL), Ric Flair (NCD) or The Boogeyman (LiE)

Mr. Kennedy : Melina, you have been through a lot as this is already your third time in the bottom 3. Ric, you are an amazing person, but I feel as if the drama in this game could give you a heart attack old man. While Boogeyman, you were PM last time and now here you are in the bottom 3. This could be an opportunity to get rid of a threat. Melina, you are safe.
Now, Ric, Boogeyman. It is time to make my decision. I'm sorry Boogeyman but you are a good competitor and I'm getting rid of a threat. Congratulations Ric, you are staying in the game!

History
55th Place - Michelle McCool (Mia)
54th Place - Santino Marella (Stickie)
53rd Place - Maria (Cynbitch)
52nd Place - Zack Ryder (AngelMessiah)
51st Place - Jimmy Wang Yang (Mia)
50th Place - Ashley (Serial)
49th Place - The Great Khali (LitaIsExtreme)
48th Place - Triple H (Dr LL)
47th Place - The Boogeyman (LitaIsExtreme)

Source : WrestlingRevealed

Ric, you are an amazing person, but I feel as if the drama in this game could give you a heart attack old man.

lol! ^ good job hailey!!

Great match Hailey, also why won't Ric Flair just die already