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Results From the TNA iMPACT Taping Tuesday 6-23-09. TNA is taping 4 weeks of TV over 3 days.
In a New York City Street Fight: Brother Ray vs Brutus Magnus ended with run-ins by Rob Terry, Doug Williams, Kiyoshi & Bashir, all followed by Devon with a chair. Kiyoshi was put through a table.
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[color:a44c=blue! important][color:a44c=blue! important]Kurt [color:a44c=blue! important]Angle in ring promo with Steiner, Booker T, Sharmell, Nash & Morasca. Angle calls out new MEM member Samoa Joe. Angle apologising for not telling Sting which leads to Mick Foley who Angle owes Sting an explanation and Joe owes one to AJ, and Angle owes him a rematch for the title at Victory Road. Foley invites them to his office.

Kevin Nash defeated Abyss when Dr. Stevie used a taser on Abyss. Lauren checked on Abyss

Beer Money in ring promo as new tag champions. Scott Steiner & Booker T come out and want matches, both tag & single. Team 3D comes out and wants a rematch at Victory Road.

Taylor Wilde defeated Daffney in a 10,000 Thumbtacks match (Why?)

Scott Steiner defeated Robert Roode.

JB is [color:a44c=blue! important][color:a44c=blue! important]backstage with Kurt Angle, waiting for Sting\

AJ Styles in ring promo and calls out Samoa Joe. Joe attacks AJ, and [color:a44c=blue! important][color:a44c=blue! important]Matt [color:a44c=blue! important]Morgan gets involved which leads to Daniels which leads to Nash, Booker T & Steiner. Beatdown on AJ & Daniels continues until Sting appears. MEM leave ring, and security get AJ & Daniels. MEM return to ring with Sting. Sting runs down Joe & the MEM, finally focusing on Nash. Sting gives Nash a bat challeging him to take Sting out to get his spot, but before Nash can strike Sting does with another bat. Joe grabs the other bat and gets Sting. Nash hits the Jackknife Powerbomb on Sting. MEM stand over Sting.

James Storm defeated Booker T w/Sharmell via DQ when Booker T used Storm's beer bottle

The Amazing Red defeated Cody Deaner with ODB

Tara & Amazing Kong w/Raisha Saeed defeated The Beautiful People with Madison Rayne Kong pinned Sky following an Implant Buster. After the match Tara released a tarantula on the Beautiful People

Kurt Angle & Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarett & AJ Styles in a tag team match where the TNA World Title as on the line. Jarrett passed out to Angle's submission. Steiner, Booker T & Nash came down to celebrate. Styles tries to fend them off using his Legends Title, getting Joe, but he's then cut off by the MEM who beat on AJ while Jarrett remains knocked out. Light out, Sting [color:a44c=blue! important][color:a44c=blue! important]music, lights on Sting in ring with bat over Angle, Sting attacks MEM, lights off, lights on, Sting gone and so is Angle's title belt.

i hope it was a good show

Impact spoilers for this thursday

Xplosion:

* Shark Boy b. Q2 with the Stunner.

* Jay Lethal b. Slugga with a sunset flip.

iMPACT, Airing Thursday:

* The opening pyro goes off as Taz comes out and joins Mike Tenay and at the broadcast table. Don West is not at the table so it looks like Taz and Tenay on commentary. The Main Event Mafia comes out in full force in the ring. Kurt Angle tries to speak but is interrupted by Matt Morgan. Morgan has an axe handle and is angry about what happened at the pay-per-view.

* Angle says Morgan kicked him so hard he lost feeling in his extremities and got knocked loopy. He said he broke up the pin because he thought Morgan was being pinned. Angle goes on to claim he was so out of it he didn't realize he pinned Morgan. Angle offers Morgan another chance, teaming with him against Team 3D in a tables match. Morgan accepts the offer and leaves. The Main Event Mafia remains in the ring.

* Beer Money, Inc. b. IWGP Tag Team Champions The British Invasion w/Kiyoshi & Sheik Abdul Bashir in a non-title street fight. Robert Roode and Doug Williams both bled in the bout.

* Madison Rayne was attacked by Angelina Love when she was on her way to the ring for a match. Love beat Rayne down, put her in the ring and pinned her. Velvet Sky came down to put a bag over Madison's head but Tara and Christy Hemme came out to make the save.

* Samoa Joe b. Homicide with a Muscle Buster to retain the TNA X Division Championship.

* Sarita w/Taylor Wilde vs. Traci Brooks w/Sharmell vs. Awesome Kong w/Raisha Saeed vs. Christy Hemme w/Tara is up next. Traci pinned Sarita to win the match after Kong gave Sarita a butterfly facebuster. Kong went to the top for more offense when Traci stole the win.

* The Pope D'Angelo Dinero b. Consequences Creed w/Jay Lethal after hitting double running knees to the corner. After the match Suicide came out and went after Pope. Pope bailed before Suicide could get to him.

* AJ Styles comes out to make a major announcement. Styles, who chokes up through the segment, says it's time to say goodbye to professional wrestling. Sting comes out without his makeup to try and change his mind. He tells AJ only losers quit and he'd be letting him down. Sting says he wanted to pass the torch to AJ, he says he was the chosen one. AJ hugged Sting and they both left to end the segment.

* Bobby Lashley comes out and joins Mike Tenay and Taz on commentary. Team 3D vs. Kurt Angle & Matt Morgan in a Tables Match is up next. Prior to the match, Angle gets into with Lashley and ends up punching him. Security comes out and Lashley leaves ringside. The match starts.

* Team 3D b. Kurt Angle & Matt Morgan in a Tables Match. Morgan was nearly suplexed through a table but Angle moved it enough where only one of the table legs broke. I'm told Morgan landed funny and might be hurt. They bought time to get another table. Team 3D slammed Morgan off the top rope through a table to win the match.

Xplosion/Dark Match:

* ODB b. Alissa Flash with a running slam. After the match fans can get in the ring and get their photo taken with The Beautiful People for $20.

TNA SPOILERS 8/27/09

* Dave Penzer introduces Mike Tenay, Taz and So Cal Val. There's a contingent of Spike TV who look like they're going to film. Xplosion/Dark Matches: * Homicide b. Kiyoshi w/Sheik Abdul Bashir. Homicide debuted new ring gear as the top is a fake bulletproof vest with airbrushed stuff on it. Homicide picked up the win after hitting the Ace Crusher. * Sheik Abdul Bashir b. Shark Boy TNA Impact (Airing Next Week, 8/27 on Spike TV): * Prior to the intro, Daniels joins Mike Tenay and Taz on commentary. It is announced tonight will be the start of a Knockouts Tag Team Tournament. * The Impact intro plays and the pyros go off. Referee Earl Hebner politely told our correspondent, Tim Capture, not to look directly into the pyro. * TNA X Division Champion Samoa Joe vs. Suicide in a non-title match is ruled a non contest when Pope D'Angelo Dinero comes out and starts brawling with Suicide then Joe. Daniels comes off commentary to get in the melee. It is ruled that Joe will team with Pop to take on Suicide & Daniels later tonight. * World Elite comes out for a promo. Eric Young says Sheik Abdul Bashir wants to talk. Bashir tries to speak but a loud USA chant interrupts him. Bashir talks propaganda about the Iraq war and George W. Bush. I'm told he gets a lot of heat live but it may not translate well on TV. Young gets back on the mic and says he wants to talk about Hernandez. Hernandez's music plays and he comes to the ring. Hernandez and Young go back and forth with smack talk. Young says he respects Hernandez for knowing who he is and being like World Elite, guys who will never be respected in America. Young tells Hernandez he needs him to join World Elite. Hernandez says hell no puta, these people here are my familia to end the segment. * Awesome Kong & Raisha Saeed b. Traci Brooks & Sharmell when Saeed gets the pin after tagging herself in after a Kong splash. Kong gets mad about Saeed tagging herself in. * Jesse Neal b. Rhino. Rhino was originally ruled the winner after a spinebuster but the referee reversed the decision when Rhino hit Gore on Jesse after the bout. Rhino beats down Jesse more when Brother Devon runs out and makes the save. * Abyss b. The Motor City Machineguns w/Dr. Stevie. It looks like Stevie "paid" the Guns to take the match. Stevie tries to distract Abyss but he catches Chris Sabin on a springboard and turns it into the Black Hole Slam for the win. Abyss gets a chair and comes back but Kevin Nash comes out before he can use it. Stevie is mad and pushes Alex Shelley and Sabin. They beat him up and leave. Nash gets on the mic and says if Richards has $50,000 for Abyss' head then he's in because Abyss already stuck his nose in his business. * Hamada b. Daffney in a no-disqualification bout in her debut match. Hamada moonsaulted off the top rope onto Daffney through a table on the outside then got the win with a Juvi Driver. * Suicide & Daniels b. Pope D'Angelo Dinero & TNA X Division Champion Samoa Joe win Suicide pins Pope after a slingshot Oklahoma Roll. * Sting, Hernandez & AJ Styles b. Matt Morgan, Scott Steiner & Booker T after AJ gets the pin after a springboard cross-body. Morgan got knocked into a chair Steiner was holding before that, leading the the cross-body. Morgan argued with Steiner and Booker afterwards and ended up punching both of them out.

Credit: WNW

*Qualifier for Main Event at No Surrender: Sting defeated Rhino. After the match Rhino gored Sting twice.They played it up afterwards that Sting had some cracked ribs for his next match later.

*Qualifier for Main Event at No Surrender: Doug Williams defeated Suicide after D'angelo Dinero ran down and distracted Suicide.

*Qualifier for Main Event at No Surrender: [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]AJ [color:44ce=#900! important]Styles defeated Chris Sabin. Pretty good stuff.

*Qualifier for Main Event at No Surrender: Hernandez defeated Homicide. They shook hands after although Homicide looked upset.

*Daniels comes out and he calls out [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]Samoa [color:44ce=#900! important]Joe. He cuts a promo about their upcoming match and how they helped build the X-Division 4 years ago along with AJ Styles and even main evented [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]Unbreakable 2005. He then tells Joe that the Mafia aren't his friends but that they fear him cause while he was the TNA Champ he beat them all so they paid off Taz to get him to join. He says he doesn't know who Joe is anymore. He made a comment about Joe's wife and Joe laid out Daniels.

Knockouts Tag Tournament: Tara and Christy Hemme defeated Hamada and Sojo Bolt. After the match Hamada laid out Sojo Bolt.

*Consequences Creed defeated Shark Boy.

*For a spot in the Main Event at No Surrender, AJ Styles defeated Doug Williams. [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]Kurt [color:44ce=#900! important]Angle did commentary during the match.

*For the Final Spot in the Main Event at No Surrender, Sting defeated Hernandez by DQ when "Homicide" came down and hit Sting in the injured ribs with a pipe. Turns out when the bandana came off the face, it was Eric Young.
Credit: Alex Hernandez & PWInsider.com

*Hernandez stays in [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]the [color:44ce=#900! important]ring and he calls out Eric Young. The World Elite come out and start attacking Hernandez. [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]AJ [color:44ce=#900! important]Styles runs out to try to make the save but he starts getting beat down until Beer Money comes out. World Elite is about to retreat but Team 3d meet them at the ramp and it turns into a massive brawl. 3D was setting up Bashir to go through a table but Scott Steiner and Booker T come out and they end up putting [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]James [color:44ce=#900! important]Storm through a table.

*Knockouts Tag Tournament: Sarita and Taylor Wilde defeated Daffney and Alissa Flash.

*The Motor City Machineguns [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]come [color:44ce=#900! important]out and they have their own announce table complete with monitor and XBox 360 controllers. Shelley even has on sunglasses like Taz. They commentate the next few matches.

*The Pope D'angle Dinero defeated Black Machismo Jay Lethal. Afterwards he stood over Lethal and said he will make people who haven't seen the light become enlightened. [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]Consequences comes down and Pope leaves the ring but then sneaks back in and lays out Creed as well.

*Knockouts Tag Tournament: The [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]Beautiful [color:44ce=#900! important]People defeated Madison Rayne and the returning Roxxi.

*The World Elite come out and they call out Hernandez. Hector Guerrero comes out instead and he says Hernandez isn't going to come out here after costing him the shot at the title and that Hernandez is known for having a bad temper. Eric talks to Hector and says he is still standing because he respects Hector and the Guerrero name but he tells Hector to give Hernandez a message and its for him to watch closely tonight because he will have a reason to come out.

*Abyss defeated Dr. Stevie. After the match Nash comes out and attacks Abyss but [color:44ce=#900][color:44ce=#900! important][color:44ce=#900! important]Mick [color:44ce=#900! important]Foley
who was on commentary came in and made the save for Abyss.

They taped a show and a half so tomorrow's spoilers will pick up where this left off.

Credit: WrestlingNewsWorld.com and Tim Capture

Spoilers for 9/10 and 9/17 (the go home show for No Surrender)

* The broadcast crew of Mike Tenay, Taz and SoCal Val is announced by Dave Penzer. No Spanish announcers as there are referees sitting at the Spanish announce table.

TNA Impact:

* Kip James b. Serpent (real name Kevin Thorn) with the Fameasser. This may be a dark match, it may be part of the second half of next week's episode. The pyro did not go off prior to the match.

* Kurt Angle comes out in his ring gear for a promo. He calls out Matt Morgan to talk before No Surrender. Angle says he's on the verge of being the newest member of the Main Event Mafia. Sting comes out with AJ Styles. Sting can't believe that Morgan believes Angle would have his back at No Surrender. He thinks Morgan should get in Angle's face and talk trash. Angle says that Sting doesn't want to pass the torch to AJ, he just wants his one last shot at glory. Angle admits he just wants to keep the TNA Championship. No Matt Morgan calls Angle out on it and says he's just trying to use him. Why not use him tonight his match? Morgan tells AJ to use him tonight.

* It was announced in the previous segment it will be Daniels & AJ Styles with Sting in their corner vs. Kurt Angle & Samoa Joe with Matt Morgan in their corner later tonight. Also announced is Kevin Nash vs. Mick Foley for the TNA Legends Championship.

* 8-Man Tag Team Gauntlet Match is up now. Every ninety seconds someone comes out. Order of entrance: Brother Devon, Doug Williams, Robert Roode, Scott Steiner, Brother Ray, Booker T and finally James Storm. Brutus Magnus pinned Scott Steiner after a blind tag and a 3D.

* The Motor City Machineguns are out at their commentary table.

* Tara vs. Cody Deaner in a Mixed Martial Arts rules match is up next. MMA rules mean rope breaks. The referee is knocked out. Awesome Kong comes out and gives Tara a splash and Butterfly Buster. The referee comes too and calls for the bell, signaling a TKO. Tara was wearing Tapout shorts, shirt and hat. The Tapout logos had tape covering them.

* World Elite comes out. Rob Terry is carrying Homicide on his shoulder as Eric Young gets on the mic. Young says Hernandez comes out and joins World Elite or Homicide's blood is on his hands. Hernandez comes out and beats up World Elite and clears the ring. Homicide swerves him and gives Hernandez a chair shot. Hernandez is beat down by World Elite. Homicide shakes hands with Eric Young and smiles then drapes the Mexican flag over Hernandez. Homicide is held up on the British Invasions' shoulders and celebrates. He goes after the crowd for calling him a sellout.

* AJ Styles & Daniels w/Sting b. Kurt Angle & Samoa Joe after AJ reverses Angle into a chair as Morgan is holding and schoolboys Angle for the pin. Matt Morgan comes out later and sits in a chair at ringside. After the match Morgan is in the ring with Angle. Angle hit Morgan and Morgan gives him the Hellevator. Kurt Angle demanded it and go it - the featured bout tonight is Samoa Joe vs. Matt Morgan.

* The Impact opening airs and the pyro goes off now.

* The Pope D'Angelo Dinero b. Suicide via running knees.

* Rhino comes out for an in-ring promo. Rhino says he doesn't play politics, he just comes week after week and does his thing. He name drops Christian Cage and says he got a superstar welcome. He says TNA took advantage and used his personal demons in TNA. Sure he likes to drink some, so what? Now he says he liked Jesse Neal but didn't like his change in attitude and is going to kick his butt. That brings him to Bobby Lashley. He says this isn't MMA. He'll take a steel chair to him and make him bleed. He saw Dixie Carter talking to Lashley and wonders when the last time she talked to him was. Rhino signed the match because he wants to make Lashley bleed and stand over him while he begs him to stop beating him. Brother Devon comes out. Devon says Rhino doesn't sound like he's angry, he sounds like he's a ~~censored~~. Devon had to stop Brother Ray from beating up Rhino from beating up Jesse Neal. Devon brings up the young Rhino in ECW that they helped out and brought under their wing. Devon suggests he and Rhino put this behind them and go to the back and trade stories. Rhino attacks Devon and set up for the Gore but Brother Ray runs in. They fit until security and referees come in and break it up.

* Semi-Final Match in the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship Tournament: The Beautiful People b. Tara & Christy Hemme. Madison Rayne came down and sprayed Christy Hemme in the face with a spray and Velvet Sky rolled Hemme up for the win. Madison has a bag and says she's sorry. They accept her apology and she is once again a member of The Beautiful People.

* Hernandez b. Kiyoshi & Sheik Abdul Bashir in a Handicap Match after a Border Toss. After the match, Homicide runs out and distracts Hernandez so Eric Young can deliver some big chair shots to him.

* Alissa Flash vs. Cody Deaner in a lumberjack match features the lumberjacks beating Deaner up then throwing him into the ring so Alissa could pin him. The lumberjacks were Roxxi, Sarita, Tara, Taylor Wilde, Awesome Kong, Traci, Hamada, The Beautiful People, Sojo Bolt, Daffney and Christy Hemme. After the match, ODB comes out and knocks out Deaner.

* Dr. Stevie b. Jay Lethal via knockout with the Cobra Clutch in a match taped for Xplosion.

* Scott Steiner w/Booker T & Brutus Magnus w/The British Invasion b. Robert Roode w/James Storm & Brother Ray w/Brother Devon. The referee was distracted which allowed Williams to come in and hit Roode with a belt shot and allow Magnus to get the pin.

* TNA Legends Champion Kevin Nash b. Mick Foley via disqualification. Abyss ran out for no reason which caused the disqualification. Nash was beating up Foley prior to the run-in. Foley is mad and told Abyss he cost him the title. Foley no sold Abyss' attempt at a hug as he left with Abyss' barbwire baseball bat.

* Semi-Final Match in the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship Tournament: Sarita & Taylor Wilde b. Awesome Kong & Raisha Saeed after Wilde hit a German suplex on Raisha into a pin. Kong was mad Saeed lost the match for their team and stormed off.

* Kurt Angle comes out and joins Mike Tenay and Taz on commentary.

* TNA X Division Champion Samoa Joe vs. Matt Morgan ends when Morgan gets too close to Angle at the announce table and he gets attacked. Daniels came out and fought Samoa Joe to the back. Angle gives Morgan an Angle Slam through a table to end the show.

Credit: PWInsider.com

TNA Impact spoilers taped on 9/21/09

Xplosion Match
Kiyoshi vs. Amazing Red
Red wins after a running shooting star press when Kiyoshi misses a top rope moonsault.

Impact:
Show of course opens with the M.E.M. Already in the ring. Kurt says most of the Mafia retained their dominance, but claims he didn't lose the title to AJ, he was screwed by Matt Morgan who "turned on him" during the match. Kurt announces himself vs. Morgan at BFG. Out comes World Elite arguing that THEY are the most dominant force noting that Eric saved Kurt from Hernandez and tonight Kurt will return the favor and help EY take Hernandez out. Booker takes the mic tearing down W.E., Angle stops Booker and says he is a man of Integrity and will team with Eric Young tonight.

Suicide vs. Pope (Street Fight)
Pope attacks Suicide during his entrance. Few funny spots with of all things, a tambourine. Crown was totally into this one chanting out weapons for both men to use.
Suicide wins after a DOA on a trash can.
(Just a side note, Pope is WAY over in the Impact Zone)

Rhino vs. Brother Devon
Devon attacks Rhino during his entrance. Match ends in a no contest. They both are busted open and brawl til security comes out and tries to separate the 2. Brother Ray comes in and orders to security to leave the ring. Ray screams at the two saying they should be fighting together. They stand in the middle of the ring and Ray raises both their hands and while Devon isn't looking Rhino gores Brother Ray.

Backstage Segment with Mick and JB talking about finding the person who ruined the Tweet and Tweak Picture in Mick's office. Someone is selling their trading card for $300, they think this person is their perp

Coming out is the NEW TNA Champion AJ Styles. Saying after 7 LONG years he is champion. The whole Impact Zone chants, "You deserve It." He dedicates the title to the Fans and Sting as well. AJ asks Sting to join him in the ring. Sting told its not about him its about him its about AJ. AJ recognizes Sting not pinning Kurt and going after Morgan so AJ can get the win. Sting gave AJ nothing and he earned the title. They go back and forth and AJ says he is going to do something for Sting so he gives Sting an opportunity to wrestle him for the World Title at Bound for Glory. They shake hands and its on.

Knockout Tag Titles: champions Sarita and Taylor Wilde vs. ODB and Tara
Great back and forth match. Kong comes out and fights Tara to the back. Champs win with the spring board dropkick/german suplex combo. Tara comes out and tries to explain to ODB what happened and they get in each others faces and Tara knocks the flask out of ODB's hand.

Backstage JB and Mick interrogate Lethal Consequences about the picture. They don't think it was them but accuse Alex Shelley.

X Division Title
Daniels vs. Homicide vs. Joe
Lots of working together between Joe and Homicide before they turned on each other. Finish was Homicide tapping out to the rear naked choke. Funny note: Homicide went to get a chair out of the crowd and the person he got the chair from was none other than Vince Russo...oops, that probably won't make the air!

Eric Young (w/ Bashir and Kiyoshi on commentary) and Kurt Angle vs. Hernandez and Matt Morgan
Morgan and Hernandez win after Angle pulls Young in front of a bicycle kick.
Post match Bashir and Kiyoshi confront Angle and Angle lays them out. British Invasion comes down and stares Kurt down and then Booker and Steiner come out and stand at the top of the ramp. Kurt walks right past British Invasion to Steiner and Booker and the 3 leave together.

Backstage, Foley and JB with the Guns. Sabin says the duo would never make CSI because they were at ringside doing commentary when the picture was destroyed. The Guns point out the surveillance camera in Mick's office and they will review that.

Jethro Holiday vs. Bobby Lashley
Lashley wins by submission and the 2 shake hands after the match.

Main Event Tag Title Match
Steiner and Booker vs. Foley and Abyss
Foley comes out with the surveillance tape and puts it with Taz and Mike Tenay. Foley double arm DDTs Abyss and then tags him in so Booker and Steiner get the win and retain. Foley gets a mic, Abyss destroyed the picture and Foley attacks Abyss and breaks it over his head. He blames him for stealing his bat, costing him the Legends Title, and destroying his most prized possession. JB comes out and tells Foley he's learned his lesson. Foley goes to leave with JB but grabs his barbed wire bat instead and goes back in the ring to destroy Abyss to close the show.

Now that sounds like a kick ass iMPACT! ,is that all in one show or is it 2 different shows??? but anyways, I'ma have to watch this!

Also I thought Homicide quit? ,just wanted to throw that out in the mix..Lol,

its one show

Dark Match
*Colt Cabana over Puma.

Impact for 10/1
*Mick and Abyss In Ring Promo. Abyss comes out through the Impact opening pyro and demands answers from [color:48b5=#900][color:48b5=#900! important][color:48b5=#900! important]Mick [color:48b5=#900! important]Foley. Foley comes out with 3 members of TNA [color:48b5=#0000ff! important][color:48b5=#0000ff! important]Security and basically calls Abyss a sham and a wannabe Mick. Foley hits him with a copy of the Tweet and Tweek picture. Abyss attacks security and then chases Mick up the tunnel.

*Amazing Red wins a Ladder match over Bashir, Kiyoshi, Creed, and Lethal for an X Division Title Shot

*Kevin Nash over Dr. Stevie in a Squash

*Battle of Playboy Bunnies: Christy Hemme wins with rollup over Traci Brooks. Post-match Traci beats down Christy.

*ODB over Awesome Kong after interference by Tara who was on commentary. Post match ODB and Tara go at it and Kong hits them both with Implant Busters.

*Hernandez vs. Kurt ended up a double countout. Post-match beat down on both by World Elite and they took them to the back where the Mafia made the save.

*The [color:48b5=#0000ff! important][color:48b5=#0000ff! important]Beautiful [color:48b5=#0000ff! important]People come out and blame Angelina for them being mean, claiming now that she is gone they will show everyone all their true [color:48b5=#0000ff! important][color:48b5=#0000ff! important]colors and apologize and want to start fresh and call out Sarita and Taylor to wish them luck in their rematch at BFG. The champs come out and shake hands then get attacked by the [color:48b5=#900][color:48b5=#900! important][color:48b5=#900! important]Beautiful [color:48b5=#900! important]People. When the champs gets the upper hand Lacey Von Erich comes out and debuts as a new member of the Beautiful People.

*Matt organ vs. Eric Young went to a No Contest when someone dressed as Abyss hit Morgan with a chair. That person turned out to be [color:48b5=#0000ff! important][color:48b5=#0000ff! important]Kurt [color:48b5=#0000ff! important]Angle. The M.E.M. runs down and beat down on Eric Young and the World Elite charges [color:48b5=#0000ff! important][color:48b5=#0000ff! important]the [color:48b5=#0000ff! important]ring and yet another TNA riot breaks out (it never leaves [color:48b5=#900][color:48b5=#900! important][color:48b5=#900! important]the [color:48b5=#900! important]ring

) and security is having a really hard time breaking this one up.

*Team 3D and Bobby Lashley over The British Invasion and Rhyno when Lashley makes Doug Williams tap to what looked like a Dragon [color:48b5=#900][color:48b5=#900! important][color:48b5=#900! important]Sleeper. Joe jumps Lashley as he goes up the ramp and puts him in a rear naked choke.

*[color:48b5=#900][color:48b5=#900! important][color:48b5=#900! important]Christopher [color:48b5=#900! important]Daniels over Jethro Holiday after a BME.

Oct. 1st

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* Impact opens with an Abyss promo. He says he is not medically cleared to work tonight but he needs answers. He calls out Mick Foley and says he owes him answers. Mick Foley comes out with three TNA security guys. Foley questions why he would owe Abyss anything. He says does he owe Chris the 24 plus years of blood, sweat and tears? He asks does he owe him for paving the way for guys like Abyss? Does he owe him for the flannel shirt? Foley answers, no, he doesn't owe him anything. Abyss says he just wanted to save Foley. He says the picture was an accident because he went to get the barbwire bat to help Foley and knocked the picture off the wall. Foley asks if he gave Chris permission to go into his office. He asks if he gave him permission to get his back. Foley looks back and says he didn't need Abyss before. He questions if he needed him when he was flying off the Hell in a Cell. He questions if he needed him in Japan when losing flesh. He questions if he needed him when he lost his ear in Germany. Abyss says Foley is... no... was his hero. Abyss says he got into this business because of Foley. He says he got through the beatings from his dad by thinking of Foley. Abyss asks how did Foley repay him? He removes the bandage and shows the cut on his forehead. Foley says he got hurt too and was in the hospital too. Foley extends a peace offering of a new Tweak and Tweet connection. He says it's not the original, it's a cheap ripoff, an imitation, just like Abyss. Foley says Chris isn't in the same league as him. Foley says he's like the photo, a cheap imitation and a ripoff. He smashes the photo on Abyss and leaves. Abyss goes after Foley but the TNA security guys try to stop him. Abyss beats them all up while Foley gets away to end the segment.
Amazing Red b. Sheik Abdul Bashir, Kiyoshi, Jay Lethal and Consequences Creed in a Ladder Match to win a TNA X Division Championship shot next week.

* TNA Legends Champion Kevin Nash b. Dr. Stevie w/Daffney in a non-title match after hitting the Jackknife Powerbomb.

* Christy Hemme b. Traci Brooks in a Battle of the Playboy Models after a sunset flip out of the corner. Traci attacked Hemme after the match and laid her out.

* Tara joins Mike Tenay and Don West on commentary for Awesome Kong w/Raisha Saeed vs. ODB for the TNA Knockout Women's Championship. Saeed shoved Tara so Tara goes after Saeed. This distracted Kong, who grabbed Tara, but it allowed ODB to schoolgirl Kong for the win. ODB is mad that Tara interfered and bumps her. She shoves her back and they exchange blows. Kong comes back in and cleans house by giving them both Implant Busters.

* Hernandez vs. Kurt Angle ends on a double count out. World Elite comes out and attacks someone and it turns into a pull apart between the Main Event Mafia and World Elite backstage.

* The Beautiful People come out for a promo. Velvet Sky says that due to contractual reasons, Angelina Love is no longer in The Beautiful People. Sky and Madison Rayne want to come clean and say they're not proud of their actions in the past year. They say it was largely due to Angelina. Madison said Angelina turned them into monsters and made them do things they didn't want too. Now that she's gone they want to show their true colors and apologize for every heinous act they did. They want to start fresh with a clean slate. They call out Sarita and Taylor Wilde so they can apologize in person and wish them luck in their match at Bound For Glory. Sarita and Wilde come out as Velvet and Madison apologize and ask for forgiveness. They shake hands then The Beautiful People attack them. Taylor and Sarita get the upper hand but Lacey Von Erich makes the save. She beats up Taylor and puts the Claw on Sarita. She poses with The Beautiful People to end the segment.

* Eric Young vs. Matt Morgan was being taped when Kurt Angle hit the ring dressed as a fan. He hit Morgan with a chair. The Main Event Mafia come out and attack Young. World Elite come out and it's a full on brawl. Every security guard comes out to break it up. The brawl is stopped then restarted. Agents Terry Taylor, Simon Diamond and Scott D'Amore come out to help. The brawl keeps stopping and restarting. Angle was dressed as a fan that had been in the crowd dressed as Abyss. At some point they switched out.

* Beer Money, Inc. join Mike Tenay and Don West on commentary and drink some beer with Taz. Team 3D & Lashley b. The British Invasion w/Rob Terry & Rhino after Lashley got the Dragon Sleeper on Doug Williams. Team 3D and Beer Money drink beer afterwards. Samoa Joe comes out and chokes Lashley out.

* Daniels b. Jethro Holliday with the Best Moonsault Ever

sounds like a decent show.

Complete TNA Impact Taping Results For 10.08.09 (SPOILERS)
Xplosion:
* Rhino pinned Kip James.
* Jay Lethal pinned Maverick.

Impact:
* Abyss comes out holding barbed wire cuts a promo in [color:2855=blue! important][color:2855=blue! important]the [color:2855=blue! important]ring. He challenges Foley to face him in a Monster's Ball match. Foley, holding a barbed wire bat starts to cut a promo on Abyss but Abyss cuts him off and points out all the things he accomplished in his TNA career. He rips on Foley playing with socks. Foley agrees to the match but says Dr. Stevie will be the referee and if Abyss uses thumbtacks, he will lose. Out comes Stevie, who rips on Abyss. Lauren gets involved and she and Abyss are laid out by Stevie and Daffney.

* TNA Legends champ Kevin Nash vs. Hernandez ends when Eric Young attacks Hernandez. Young tells Nash that he owes Young a favor now.

* Amazing Red defeats Samoa Joe for the TNA X Division Championship after Bobby Lashley gets involved.

* D'Angelo Dinero & Homicide defeated Suicide & Daniels when the Pope pinned Daniels.

* They hold a contract signing for a Double [color:2855=blue! important][color:2855=blue! important]Tag [color:2855=blue! important]Team championship Ladder Match at the PPV with Scott Steiner & Booker T vs. The British Invasion vs. Beer Money vs. Team 3D. It ends in a huge brawl.

* Taylor Wilde, Sarita, Christy Hemme & Hamada defeated The [color:2855=blue! important][color:2855=blue! important]Beautiful [color:2855=blue! important]People & Alyssa Flash & Traci Brooks in an elimination match.

* Sting responds to AJ Styles' comments last week. He says that after what Styles had to say, he gave things a lot of thought but in the end, he knows he can still get the job done. [color:2855=blue! important][color:2855=blue! important]Kurt [color:2855=blue! important]Angle comes out and started ripping on Sting. Angle told Sting to stop his whining and just retire and get it over with. Sting dared him to try and retire him right now. They got into it and Styles hit the ring. Angle challenges Styles to face him next week and Styles accepted.

* The Motor City Machineguns came out to debut their new entrance [color:2855=blue! important][color:2855=blue! important]music but were jumped by an angry Samoa Joe. Joe called for Lashley to come out so Joe can kill him. Lashley hits the ring and they brawl all over the building. Joe jumped off an alcove and put Lashley through the spanish announcers' table.

* ODB defeated Tara to retain the TNA Knockouts title. Awesome Kong tried to kill Poison the Tarantula with a sledgehammer but Tara stopped her.

* Abyss & Matt Morgan defeated [color:2855=blue! important][color:2855=blue! important]Mick [color:2855=blue! important]Foley & Kurt Angle, sort of. Foley and Angle were replaced by Stevie and Dafney as the match went on. Richards took a bump into tacks.

Complete TNA Impact Taping Results For 10.15.09 (SPOILERS)

Kurt Angle & Mick Foley vs. Matt Morgan & Abyss
They taped this match on Monday and from what I was told it was garbage so I guess they were intending to re-tape it tonight. Ended in 4:14 after Morgan hit a footprint on Foley.

- (Taped for Xplosion/web match) Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir & Kiyoshi in 4 minutes.Kiyoshi & Bashir beat down the machine guns afterwards.

- (Taped for Xplosion/web match) Taylor Wilde w/Sarita defeated Traci in 2:41 via German Suplex.

- Impact starts with an MEM promo. All of the MEM is out. There were so many boos that you could not make out what Kurt was saying. I heard that they were celebrating the MEM being around for a year and was essentially a pep talk showing how everyone needs to win their matches at BFG.

AJ/Beer Money/Matt Morgan/Hernandez/Team 3D come out on the ramp. Ray says that everyone is tired of the MEM. He hands the mic to the champ and calls BFG a make or break show in terms of the Mafia's tenure in TNA. Says they are 3 days away from the MEM ceasing to exist. Matt Morgan says he is not waiting 3 days. He runs down to the ring along with the rest on the ramp and a brawl starts. Security broke it up.

- The Beautiful People (Velvet Sky/Lacey Von Erich/Madison Rayne) vs. ODB/Amazing Kong with Raisha Saeed/Tara
This match did not last long. Kong and Tara got in a disagreement and Kong left. Then ODB and Victoria got in a disagreement and she left ODB by herself to get pinned by Velvet. Lacey was hardly in the match to my recollection. Lasted about 3 minutes.

- X-Division Title Match: Amazing Red (C) with DON WEST vs. Suicide
Needless to say I marked for this decision because back in the weekly PPV days, Don ALWAYS marked for Red including standing on the announce table and chanted "GO RED GO" in a couple matches. The match itself was good at about 3:40 in time. The Pope interfered and the match was ruled a no contest. Pope went to attack Suicide as Red looked on but Red hit Pope with a dropkick to send Pope to the back.

- Hernandez in a gauntlet match against The British Invasion.
Eric Young is on commentary for this. Hernandez enters (in his old LAX gear AKA white wifebeater/khaki shorts). He gets in Eric Young's face and says something on the mic but I could not hear it. Doug Williams comes out and is eliminated in about a minute. Brutus Magnus is eliminated in about 2. Rob Terry is last and is taken out with a brutal Liger Bomb by Hernandez in about a 4 minute gauntlet. EY jumps Hernandez and he and the British Invasion beat him down.

- Christopher Daniels beat The Pope in about a 5 minute match via The Angel's Wings. Pretty good for what it was. Suicide runs out after the match and looks like he is going to go after the Pope but goes after Daniels instead and hits a Gringo Killer on Daniels and unmasks as Homicide. I am assuming Homicide somehow acquired Suicide's gear but I was a little confused by that.

- There is a lounge chair in the ring. Mick Foley comes out with a bowl of popcorn and sits in it. He essentially called Abyss "good for a Foley knockoff." He then airs some clips of Abyss. He shows Abyss with Mitchell calling having an evil manager "original." He shows Abyss pouring tacks in Monster's Ball III at BFG 06 mentioning how he did that in 1995. He then shows Abyss going through the flaming table at BFG IV saying how he did that with Edge in what was considered the Match of the Year. Abyss comes out with a Barbed Wire Bat. He pushes Foley out of the chair and holds the bat against him. A video is shown on the screen of (whom I assume to be Lauren) with her back to the camera and Stevie holding her. Foley tells Abyss to go find her. He runs to the back. They did not show the end to this segment. I would assume that it was Daffney disguised as Lauren and she and Stevie jumped Abyss.

- Alissa Flash vs. Ayako Hamada in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
Pretty fun little brawl. Some spots included a curb stomp off the floor, Ayako doing a flipping senton onto Melissa from the ramp to the side of the stage. Ayako won via moonsault through a table on the outside in about 5 minutes. It was good and will probably come off better on TV.

- Bobby Lashley vs. Rhino in a Stretcher match.
Rules for this were you had to put your opponent on a stretcher and take him to the back. Not much better than their PPV match in September. Rhino went for a Gore through the stage setup (ala Abyss/Angle at Turning Point last year) but Lashley got out of the way. Lashley won the match in 5:24. He had some problems putting Rhino in the ambulance so he essentially had Rhino on the stretcher and just kind of dumped him into the ambulance for the win.

- AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle (Non title)
Not to overhype this, but to me, this was one of the best matches in Impact history. Up there with the likes of Joe/Daniels in 06, AJ & Dutt & Aries/Joe & Daniels & Shelley in 05, and Storm/Harris in 07. It ended in a very competitive 20 minute draw. As far as star ratings go, I would put it in the ***3/4 to ****1/4 margin. They literally busted out everything and then some (no spiral tap spotting though). Unlike how the Orlando crowd can be, they were really into the match and did not bust out a "This is awesome" chant until about 15 to 16 minutes into the match. The last 30 seconds had Angle hold AJ in the Ankle Lock but AJ did not tap as the time limit expired. Sting comes down after the match and AJ ignored him. He got on the mic and said that the fans will never see AJ Styles go to a draw again. As long as he wins, that does not bother me.

- As a crowd pleaser (meaning won't make air) Kip James beat a jobber in a surprisingly OK match considering it is Kip James. The match was announced before AJ/Angle as a "Special attraction" because a lot of the fans in the Impact Zone love Kip.

Hopefully they do not clip AJ/Angle too badly because that was really fantastic.

I call Alissa Flash vs. Ayako Hamada for match of the night

If there is no commercial interuptions, hate when they do that just as shit gets good

Blue Campbell wrote:

If there is no commercial interuptions, hate when they do that just as shit gets good

Probably won't be , was about a little more then 5 minutes i heard

10/22/09


Xplosion:

Sheik Abdul Bashir w/Kiyoshi b. Kip James

TNA Impact (Airing Thursday on Spike TV):

* The show opens with Kurt Angle coming out on his own for a promo. Angle says he's by himself and talks about it being a long time that he, Sting and the others started the Main Event Mafia. Angle didn't start the Main Event Mafia for security. He says he did it out of respect. He said if you were in, it was because you respected the sport. They saw a bunch of young punks who wanted everything handed to them. He talked about AJ being great and having more talent in his pinky than anyone else. Angle sees AJ like a younger version of himself. Rhino comes out and interrupts Angle as he's saying that he's in wrestling as the rest, for the love of it. Rhino says he is shocked by what Angle is saying. He's saying the Main Event Mafia is done, Booker is gone. Look at who TNA is getting behind like AJ and Hernandez. Angle says maybe they earned it. Rhino says he fought with them on the Frontline and it didn't matter. He's been pushed aside and gotten nothing. Team 3D comes out but but are stopped by security. Brother Ray is mad about his busted up head. Rhino says he doesn't care and that Team 3D should see how they're being replaced and talks some crap. Bubba is furious and going nuts. Rhino says again they're being replaced and aren't on the card. Rhino challenges them tonight. Angle tries to calm them down while Rhino eggs them on as they try to get in the ring. Angle is holding Bubba and Rhino leaves, talking more smack.

* TNA X Division Champion Amazing Red vs. Homicide in a non-title match is announced for later.

* Up next is AJ Styles and Daniels in a backstage promo. AJ puts over TNA as the best wrestling company. The Turning Point main event is announced as AJ vs. Daniels vs. Samoa Joe for the TNA Championship. The main event tonight is Daniels and AJ vs. Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe. Daniels says people ask who is the best. They plan to answer it in the ring.

* Lauren interviews Raisha Saeed. Saeed says Awesome Kong got everything because of her and now this is how she returns the favor? Saeed says she pulls the string and will destroy her.

* It's revealed that later tonight there will be a Six Sides of Steel Match for the TNA Tag Team Championship but they did not announce the participants.

* Out of the blue, Amazing Red and Homicide are fighting down the ramp. They're fighting outside the ring and Homicide rolls Red in to start the match. Don West makes his way out. Homicide b. TNA X Division Champion Amazing Red with a Cop Killa.

* Scott Steiner is interviewed by Lauren. He says as long as he's here there will be a Main Event Mafia and tonight he'll beat up Matt Morgan so bad he'll forget who he is.

* Scott Steiner vs. Matt Morgan is up now with Kristal Marshall sitting in the crowd. Steiner came onto her. At one point he forced her to touch him, which caused Lashley to come out and take him out. Lashley rolled Steiner back into the ring only for Morgan to hit the Carbon Footprint for the win.

* Lauren interviews Awesome Kong backstage. Kong grabs the mic and says "no more orders".

* Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash b. TNA Champion AJ Styles & Daniels when Nash chokeslammed Daniels for the win after Daniels was distracted checking on AJ on the outside because AJ moonsaulted onto Joe. Daniels seems upset over the distraction but embraces AJ.

* Eric Young interrupts Jeremy Borash doing a commercial to say he and the World Elite have an announcement that will rock TNA down to its foundation.

* A Motor City Machineguns promo with Lauren is up now. They say it will be the first Ultimate X Tag Team Match on prime time TV against Lethal Consequences.

* The Beautiful People hijacked a cameraman earlier to film their new movie. They started a food fight with Taylor Wilde and Sarita backstage. They finished Taylor and Sarita off by throwing them into a trailer and covering them in condiments. They said next week will be the sequel.

* Awesome Kong b. Raisha Saeed via Implant Buster. Kong powerbombed Saeed off the entrance stage through part of the set afterward for good measure. Paramedics are working on Saeed and will be stretchering her out. This is probably an angle done to write Saeed off TV.

* Team 3D come out on commentary for Rhino vs. Hernandez. Hernandez has a new pyro and beats Rhino with a top rope splash. Rhino attacks him afterwards but Hernandez turns it around on him. 3D stops him from Border Tossing Rhino. Hernandez doesn't get it but accepts it and leaves. Brother Ray tells Rhino that Hernandez is the future and he's a piece of crap and then they take off.

* They put the cage up now.

* JB interviews Kurt Angle backstage. JB is surprised by the way Angle is talking. Angle puts over the young talent again. Nigel McGuinness debuts introducing himself as Desmond Wolf. He talked about how great Angle was and then he attacked him.

* The British Invasion vs. Beer Money, Inc. for the TNA Tag Team Championship in the 6 Sides of Steel structure is up next. There's a Tower of Doom spot with Doug Williams being superplexed off the top of the cage. The British Invasion got disqualified for knocking out referee Slick Johnson. Beer Money, Inc. had done their finisher to Williams and Magnus knocked Johnson out.

* They take down the cage and put up with Ultimate X structure.

* Kurt Angle comes out and says no one makes a name of them self off of him (referring to Nigel). Angle says if Desmond Wolf wants to make a name for himself, come out and come get some. Angle says he can run but can't hide so he goes after him. Desmond shows up and blind sides Angle. They fight all over and get in the ring. Desmond gives Angle a low blow then a stunner off the top rope. He's now back in with a chair and a mic. He says it would be this early to break his neck but he wants him to think about it.

* There was a considerable delay setting up the Ultimate X structure. Up now is The Motor City Machineguns vs. Lethal Consequences in an Ultimate X Match with the winner getting a TNA Tag Team Championship shot. Chris Sabin grabbed the X and got the win after a powerbomb sliced bread combo. The Motor City Machineguns earn a shot against Beer Money, Inc. for the TNA Tag Team Championship

Thanks Blue!

TNA should really make up their minds when it comes to who is X Division champion.

TNA Impact for 10/29

Desmond Wolf opens Impact saying he's not the next best thing he is the One. He tears down the U.S. and then moves on to Angle, claiming he didn't win his gold medal he only claimed it on points. Says that after last week's beatdown on Angle he became the greatest TNA [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]wrestler. Angle (now coming out the Face Tunnel) says Desmond has overstayed his welcome and will be leaving TNA tonight. Tonight one on one Angle vs. Desmond in a Street Fight.

Alissa Flash vs. Tara
Tara wins after a fireman's carry into a side slam. Post match, Kong comes out and gives Tara an Implant Buster onto Alissa.

Motor City Machine Guns vs. 3D
The Guns won after Devon tapped out to Alex Shelley' half Boston Crab, Brother Ray argued that Devon didn't tap.

TNA Legends Championship: Eric Young vs. Bobby Lashley
Steiner goes after Krystal Marshall and Bobby goes to help her. He knocks Steiner out and gets back in [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]the [color:16ce=#900! important]ring. Steiner comes to the ring and hits Lashley with a chair for the DQ.

Eric Young is still in [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]the [color:16ce=#900! important]ring and World Elite comes out sporting some new white track suits. The British Invasion has been suspended without pay for assaulting Slick Johnson last week. But it was Beer Money's last shot so they just had to leave with the belts. Young says he just handed Lashley his first TNA defeat. He changes the Legends Title to the TNA Global Championship, stating he won't defend it on American soil or against an American. Kevin Nash comes out with a chair. He says that the deal was that he leaves [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]BFG with the Legends Title and $60,000 cash...he says Bashir gave him 60,000 Iranian dollars. Beer Money comes in through the crowd and attacks World Elite.

[color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]Beautiful [color:16ce=#900! important]People vs. ODB, Hamada, and Christy Hemme.
The Beautiful People win after Lacey hits a chokeslam on Hemme
Post match, Kong's music plays and she makes her way to the ring but is jumped by Tara. [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]Security struggles and eventually breaks the two up.

Abyss vs. Dr. Stevie: Hardcore Match
Abyss wins after a Shock Treatment. After the match Dr. Stevie chokes Abyss out with a kendo stick. Foley comes out and looks like he is gonna hit Abyss with the kendo stick but hits Stevie instead and leaves.

Rhino vs. Matt Morgan
Rhino goes for a gore but Morgan hits the [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]Carbon [color:16ce=#900! important]Footprint for the 3 count. After the match Rhino beats down and gores Morgan. Hernandez's music plays and he chases [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]Rhino from the ring. Rhino gets on the mic and says no one is going to run him out of TNA.

Angle vs. Desmond [color:16ce=#900][color:16ce=#900! important][color:16ce=#900! important]Wolf
Hebner stops the match after Angle is knocked out by a vicious clothesline from Wolf. They put Angle on a backboard and stretcher him out.

Thanks, Dead!

no problem

JP Nichols is at the Impact tapings in Orlando, Florida and sent the following results for the [color:c144=#900][color:c144=#900! important][color:c144=#900! important]episode of Impact to air on November 12, 2009 (the final show before Turning Point):
Before the tapings started, Alyssa Flash defeated Traci Brooks by submission. After the match, Traci attacked Alyssa.
Impact starts with [color:c144=#900][color:c144=#900! important][color:c144=#900! important]Mick [color:c144=#900! important]Foley coming out for the match between Abyss and Stevie Richards. After a Black Hole Slam, the lights went out. When the lights came back on, Abyss was laid out and Richards got the win. Richards went to put a chair around Abyss' throat but Foley attacked Richards to stop him. The lights went out again and a fireball was thrown in Foley's face. The lights go back on and it was Raven who threw the fireball. He hits a Raven Effect and then posed with Daffney and Stevie.
Jim Neidhart defeated Jay Lethal with a running power slam. (from JP: Yes, you read that right)
[color:c144=#900][color:c144=#900! important][color:c144=#900! important]Kurt [color:c144=#900! important]Angle comes out in a suit to a large ovation. He calls Turning Point the most important night of his life. He puts over A.J. Styles and Matt Morgan. Kurt says that he has no respect for someone who comes in and attacks him. He says that Desmond has earned nothing and Angle says that he will terminate Desmond's [color:c144=#900][color:c144=#900! important][color:c144=#900! important]wrestling

career. Desmond appears on the screen and Desmond says that he is here to take Angle's place. Wolfe comes through the crowd and that leads to a brawl between Angle and Wolfe. Desmond hits a DDT on the floor.

They introduce Super Dave Osborne and he is at the announce table with Mike Tenay and Taz. (Editor Note: I guess if WWE can get Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, TNA can get Super Dave Osborne. I wonder if they tried to get Dave's brother. According to Mike, Super Dave has a show on SpikeTV which debuts on November 14th.)
Motor City Machine Guns and TNA X Division Champion Amazing Red defeated Homicide, Sheik Abdul Bashir, and Kiyoshi. Homicide tried to bring in a barbed wire baseball bat, but security stopped Homicide and carried him out. Machine Guns pinned Bashir.
After the match, Super Dave Osborne left the announce table.
Team 3D come out with Rhino. They talk about choice with TNA based on something that Dixie Carter said about whether you were on board or not. He says that they are glad that they turned because they are getting lots of heat. Matt Morgan and Hernandez come out. Ray says that he has spilled more DNA in TNA than Morgan has in his body. Ray calls Hernandez a Mexican without a green card. A six man street fight is announced for Turning Point and Ray asks Morgan and Hernandez if they have a partner. Morgan says that they do not need a partner. Devon says that that if they are the future of TNA, then TNA will be no more. D'Angelo Dinero comes out and he says that he will be the third member of the team and then he runs down Team 3D.

Beer Money defeated The British Invasion in a Non-Title Match to earn a spot in the tag title match at Turning Point. If the British Invasion were disqualified or counted out in this match, Beer Money would be added to the match. Rob Terry came out with a chair but Doug Williams told Rob to go back. Magnus almost used the chair but Williams stopped him as well. Beer Money was able to get the win with a DWI on Magnus.
Samoa Joe defeated A.J. Styles in a Non-Title match after Styles passed out in the Choke. Daniels came out during the match and accidentally knocked A.J. off balance. Styles hit Daniels leading to Joe putting Styles in the choke. After the match, Joe posed with the belt.

For Xplosion:
Rob Terry defeated Kip James.

*Spoilers* TNA iMPACT! Tapings For 11/19 & 11/26
Credit to sescoops.com

Quote:TNA taped 1 1/2 episodes of iMPACT! tonight – 11 matches.
A cage is set up, but they have not explained why the cage is set up.
The tapings start with Desmond Wolfe coming to the ring and he wants to set the record straight about his match with Kurt Angle at Turning Point. Wolfe says that Angle used an illegal submission hold last night to beat him and that Angle did not beat him. Desmond claims that he kept Angle from winning the belt and he says that he will end Angle at Final Resolution in a Two Out of Three Falls Match where the first fall will be for a pinfall; the second fall will be submission; and the third will be inside a cage.

Kurt Angle comes out in his gear and Angle talks about how they are compared. Angle storms the ring and climbs teh cage. Angle and Wolfe brawl inside the cage until Desmond uses brass knuckles on Angle. Wolfe throws Angle into the cage a few times and then Wolfe taunted Angle before he left the ring.

Match Number One: Motor City Machine Guns and Beer Money defeated British Invasion, Sheik Abdul Bashir, and Kiyoshi. The finish was a neck breaker and splash combination on Magnus. Eric Young was at the announce table for commentary and Kevin Nash was also at ringside for the match. During the match, Rob Terry tried to interfere, but Sabin took care of him. Beer Money had a verbal altercation with Eric Young during the match.

They play the opening Impact video with pyro.
Mick Foley and Abyss come to the ring and Foley has a patch over his eye. Foley says that due to the Hogan situation, he now has to present an ID to get into the Impact Zone. Foley says that no one messes around with them. Foley says that they will exact revenge tonight. Abyss starts to speak but he is interrupted by Raven, Dr. Stevie, and Daffney. Stevie makes jokes about burning Mick Foley and then he hands the mic to Raven. Raven says that he wants the old Foley back and he says that Foley is more worried about Hulk Hogan than anything else. Foley says that he will wrestle tonight and it will be Foley and Abyss versus Raven and Stevie.

Match Number Two: Amazing Red defeated Scott Steiner by Disqualification in a Non Title Match. Steiner hit the Steiner Screwdriver on Red and then he grabbed the ‘Big Poppa Pipe’ and hit Red with it to cause the disqualification.

Bobby Lashley came out to make the save for Amazing Red. Steiner went up the ramp and Lashley said that Steiner will be sorry at Final Resolution.
Match Number Three: Hamada defeated Taylor Wilde with a Ki Krusher.
Match Number Four: Abyss and Mick Foley defeated Stevie and Raven by disqualification. Mick Foley never came to the ring for the match. Raven was going to throw a fireball in Abyss’ face, but Abyss kicked the lighter out of Raven’s hand. The referee saw the lighter and called for the disqualification. After the match, Raven and Stevie beat down Abyss and chokes Abyss with a cable.

Match Number Five: Daniels and Desmond Wolfe defeated Kurt Angle and A.J. Styles. Desmond hit the Tower of London on Styles and got a two count. Then he tagged in Daniels who hit the BME for the victory while Angle and Wolfe brawled to the back.

Match Number Six: Team 3D and Rhino defeated D’Angelo Dinero, Matt Morgan, and Hernandez. Hernandez had the match won with Rhino pinned after a GORE but Ray pulled the referee out of the ring. Jesse Neal came to the ring with a new look. Jesse hit Hernandez with a chair and he put Rhino on top of Hernandez to get the three count.

Match Number Seven: Sarita defeated Alissa Flash with a kick to the face. After the match, Traci Brooks runs to the ring and attacks Flash on the ramp. Security has to separate Flash and Brooks.

Bobby and Kristal Lashley come to the ring. Bobby says that he has nothing to say to Steiner and all of his talking will take place at Final Resolution. Kristal calls Steiner sick and says that she has never been disrespected like this at Bobby’s MMA fights. Kristal says that when she barks, Bobby bites.

Match Number Eight: Eric Young and Kevin Nash defeated Beer Money after a low blow and piledriver on James Storm.

Mick Foley comes out after the match and says that Nash knows who Hogan is bringing in. Foley says that Nash needs to tell him why Hogan is coming. Nash says that Foley is being paranoid. Nash tells Foley that he should contact him. Nash says that when the boss, Hogan, gets here, there may be a possibility of the band getting back together.
Match Number Nine: Suicide defeated Homicide by backslide. After the match, Homicide attacked Suicide and tried to remove Suicide’s mask. D’Angelo Dinero ran to the ring and Homicide left the ring. Dinero offered his hand to Suicide but Suicide refused to shake it. The lights went out and when the lights went back on, Suicide was no longer in the ring.
Match Number Ten: Alex Shelley defeated Doug Williams with Sliced Bread #2. Brutus and Rob came to the ring with Williams while Sabin came to the ring with Shelley. Brutus and Terry attacked Sabin during the match.
Kurt Angle comes out to the ring and Mick Foley enters the ring too. Foley says that he told Angle that he would give Kurt his match with Desmond Wolfe, but because Angle did not tell Angle everything he knew about Hogan. Since he didn’t tell him everything, Angle will be wrestling Stevie and Raven.

Match Number Eleven: Kurt Angle defeated Stevie and Raven by making Raven tap to the ankle lock. During the match, Abyss came out and gave Stevie a Black Hole Slam on the ramp. After the match ended, Desmond Wolfe came to the ring through the crowd and gave Angle a hammer lock DDT.

12-10-09 Spoilers


Impact for Thursday, December 10

Impact opened with Eric Young and Kevin Nash coming to the ring insuits. Nash says that he is in charge tonight due to setting up a meeting between Mick Foley and Hulk Hogan. He says he made a few matches for tonight:

*The British Invasion (Yes ALL 3 of them) vs. Motor City Machine "Gun" (yes, only 1) Chris Sabin in a 3 on 1 Handicap Match.
*Bobby and Krystal Lashley vs. Scott Steiner and a Knockout of Scott's Choosing.
*In a Mud Wrestling Match
it will be Lacey Von Erich vs. Velvet Sky.
*Eric Young, for one night only will be defending his Global Championship on US soil against.......HAMADA??
*ODB and Tara will face off in a Trailer Park Brawl but before the match each of them must chug a 6 pack of beer.
*Suicide, Pope, Morgan, and Hernandez vs. Team 3D, Jesse Neal, and Rhyno and the person who gets pinned has to start the Elimination Match at Final Resolution by themselves for 5 minutes.
*Lastly AJ Styles will defend his title against to what Nash refers to as "the highest bidder"

Chris Sabin (ALONE) vs. The British Invasion (Doug Williams, Brutus Magnus, and Rob Terry)

Sabin looks GREAT during this match and actually gets the win after pinning Rob Terry. The finish came when the tag champs went to double clothesline Sabin but he ducked and they hit Terry instead. Sabin hit what looked like a tornado ddt into a roll up. After the match the champs argued with Big Rob while Shelley came out on the ramps to congratulate his tag partner and it looks like they might be getting a title shot.

The Lashleys vs. Scott Steiner and........Awesome Kong

The whole match was basically Bobby and Scott. Finish came when Bobby and Scott took it to the outside and Steiner threw him into the ring steps. Steiner turned his attention to Krystal and she backed into the ring and right into Kong. She body slams Krystal and then goes to the top rope and looks like she is going to do a splash and then (parents put your kids to bed) before she can come off the top rope Steiner straddles her for the 3 count. After the pin in a very obscene manner, Steiner does push ups...ON TOP OF KRYSTAL. Lashley chases them out of the ring and carries his wife to the back.

TNA Global Championship
Eric Young vs. Hamada

Hamada came off AMAZING in this match and actually put on a great offense against EY. She hit a few big spots including a top rope hurancanrana. Eric Young gets the win after a missed moonsault and putting his feet on the ropes.

Mud Wrestling (gee thanks Vince Russo....)
Lacey vs. Velvet
Madison as Special Ref

I have NOTHING to say about this match because it was just these 3 rolling around in the mud but if u wane call her the winner, Velvet gets the pin. After they all hug in the mud.

Drunken Trailer Park Brawl
ODB vs. Tara

Lots of weapons used in this match including a tiki torch, caution tape, trash can lids (which was two however one went flying into the crowd Frisbee style like it was going to take someone's head off)...anyways, ODB gets the win after a facebuster onto a chair.

8 Man Tag Match
The heels come out first and Jesse Neal is wearing the Pope's ring jacket and has his black swine flu mask. Only 3 of the faces come out so we assume Pope was jumped in the back. Anyways the match was back and forth and then they took turns between face and heel hitting their finishers. Finish came after Hernandez Border Tossed Devon then after Jesse Neal "Gored" Hernandez for the 3 count. Hernandez must now face 3D, Neal, and Rhyno alone for the first 5 minutes of the 8 Man Elimination Match. After the match the heels have the upper hand on the faces until Pope runs down with a cane and chases the heels off.

TNA World Heavyweight Championship
AJ Styles vs. "The Highest Bidder" Desmond Wolfe (Angle on Commentary)
Wolfe spent most of the match working over the arm of AJ. And they both hit their usual spots. Finish came when it looked like Desmond was going to hit his clothesline finisher and Christopher Daniels distracted Wolfe long enough for AJ to hit a bridge for the 3 count. After the match Daniels and Wolfe brawled as AJ made his way up the ramp.

XPLOSION
Match #1 for the X Division Championship
Amazing Red vs Homicide

Back and forth match between the two. Red reverses the Gringo Killer and goes for the Code Red, but that is reversed and Homicide hit the Gringo Cutter. He covers and then pulls Red up at 2. Red ends up hitting a standing Shooting Star Press for the 3 count.

Match #2
Consequences Creed vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir
CREED looked great in his first match in the Impact Zone in months. Crowd is chanting USA at Bashir while he has Creed in a headlock. Finish came when Creed pressed Sheik over his head for a good 45 second and then dropped him into a double leg gut buster.


CREDIT: PWSpyware

Thanks Blue.

That TNA actually doesn't sound too bad.

Keri wrote:

Thanks Blue.

That TNA actually doesn't sound too bad.

uhh...seriously? a beer chugging match? a fucking mud match? THAT JUST SPELLS EPIC

A beer chugging match sounds hilarious tho, lol.

it sounds retarded as hell

That too, i will probably just get a good laugh out of it.

I would love it if they focused more on the wrestling

Tatanka is set to be the next challenger for Jay Lethal! Should be fun.

I would love it if they didnt waste their time on this crap and refocus on the X Division

Xplosion:

* Consequences Creed vs. TNA Global Champion Eric Young, it wasn't announced that the title was on the line. Winner via piledriver, Eric Young.

* It's announced that Ric Flair is at the Impact Zone.

TNA Impact (Airing 1/14 on Spike TV):

* Generation Me (formerly the Young Bucks) vs. The Motor City Machine Guns. Generation Me win with a 450 and top rope moonsault.

* Kurt Angle comes out for an in-ring promo. Angle gives credit to AJ Styles for beating him and proving that winning the TNA Championship was no fluke. He says AJ was the better man last week. He says you win some and you lose some. Angle says the real winner gets that last big win and at Genesis it will be him. He says it's real, it's damn real. AJ Styles comes out and says he appreciates Angle taking the loss like a man. He says if they had a series of matches, he would have won some, Angle would have won some - but in the end, he would still be Champion. Styles says he is going to give Angle one more shot [at Genesis] but it will be his last shot of 2010. The masked man attacks AJ and takes him out. He reveals himself as Tyson Tomko.

* Angelina Love just sat down at ringside of the Impact Zone. the Beautiful People come out and embrace Angelina, all of them except Lacey Von Erich who does not. Kong and Hamada come out for a non-title tag team match. Winners via sitdown powerbomb on Madison Rayne, Awesome Kong & Hamda. Angelina comes in the ring to check on Madison but beats everyone up and cleas house. Velvet Sky starts crying.

* Backstage, AJ Styles barges into Eric Bischoff's office looking for Hulk Hogan. Hogan is busy but Bischoff asks if he can help. AJ is upset about Tomko and says he better not touch him. Bischoff asks what he should do as World Champion? AJ wants a match with Tomko tonight. Bischoff says if he wants that revenge it's quid pro quo. Bischoff says he needs a main event and AJ needs to put the title on the line for a main event. AJ agrees which sets up the shows main event - AJ Styles defending the TNA Championship against Tomko.

* Jeremy Borash is backstage and goes into Bischoff's office. JB needs answers on Mick Foley. He doesn't blame Eric for what happened last week but needs to know where Foley is. Bischoff says it's Borash's fault because he let Foley in. He also says if Borash ever does anything like it again it'll be the last thing he does in the building.

* Beer Money, Inc. comes in and says they don't have a problem with Bischoff or Hogan but they do with their boys Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman. They want Nash and Hall at Genesis. Bischoff says he will think about it.

* Sean Morley comes out to ringside. His entrance video is like the old Val Venis video but he's working under his real name of Sean Morley. Morley gets on the mic and says - ladies, I'm here instead of "hello ladies". He says he worked elsewhere and had to use a stage name, but no more. Now Sean Morley is here to bring his artistry and film making skills. He says TNA was missing a film division. HE says his films will be works of art. Nothing direct-to-video but Daniels interrupts before he can finish. He has a big smile on his face and welcomes Morley and says he has a film idea to pitch. Daniels says there's an honorable hero type who meets a sleazy fast-talking type. There's some M Night Shamalan stuff, then in the end the sleaze ball gets his. Daniels then beats him up, gives him the Best Moonsault Ever and tells him to shut up. He says that Morley offends him. Daniels says he didn't work hard for scum, like Morley to come in and ruin it. He says he's going to take him out but Morley mounts a comeback and gets rid of Daniels.

* Hernandez & Matt Morgan vs. Beer Money, Inc. Rob Terry came out and attacked Hernandez. The referee called for the bell. The match ended in a no contest. Waltman, Nash and Hall come out and beat up Beer Money. TNA security and referees come out to break it up but they get beat up too. Bischoff comes out and gets things under control momentarily. Things fall apart and security gets beat up again. Bischoff tells Beer Money to be very careful what they wish for because the next round is on him.

* Bischoff comes back out and says the fans put a smile on his face. They make him happy, but the only way to be happier is to bring out three close personal friends. Out comes Nash, Hall and Waltman. Bischoff says he doesn't know what to do with them. Last week it was Foley, now it's Beer Money. Waltman thought it's what he wanted. Bischoff says no. What he wants is a match, so at Genesis it's Scott Hall and Kevin Nash vs. Beer Money, Inc.

* Desmond Wolfe b. Samoa Joe via Tower of London with The Pope on commentary. Wolfe won clean against Joe.

* A limousine just pulled up with Ric Flair in it.

* Lethal Consequences came out for a match but Bobby Lashley came out and beat them up. Kristal got on the mic and asks if they have Eric Bischoff's attention yet. She says until she gets her meeting with Hogan, Lashley will take out the entire roster, one-by-one. Team 3D come out for the match. They immediately hit 3D to end the match.

* Bubba gets on the mic and says he was in the Tokyo Dome last week wrestling in front of thousands of fans. The Japanese press asked how they felt about The Nasty Boys busting up their locker room. They didn't even know it happened but they mock the Nasty Boys and wonder where the hell they've been? They berate them, basically calling them old, fat Hogan lackeys riding his coattails. Bubba says they are going to take The Nasty Boys out.

* Jeff Jarrett busts into Hogan's office. He says he is mad at what is happening to his company. Jarrett says there is no real talent in TNA, it's always been only him. He has his lawyer with him and say he will sue. He goes on and on and Bischoff finally cuts him off. Bischoff gives Jarrett the facts that if it wasn't for Dixie Carter there would be no TNA. Bischoff explains she got her family to invest and made it what it is today. Bischoff says Jarrett needs to lace up his boots. Jarrett gets angry again and threatens Hogan. Hogan says he'll kick Jarrett's hillbilly ass and scares him off.

* Ric Flair makes his way to the ring and joins Mike Tenay and Taz at the announce table.

* Tomko vs. AJ Styles for the TNA Championship. Kurt Angle comes out to watch the match from the ramp. Winner via slop drop, AJ Styles. Tomko attacks Styles after the match but Angle makes the save. He puts his hand out for AJ to shake but AJ won't shake it.

I knew the dude who was always attacking AJ was Tomko all along.

Same^^^^ He sucks, they should get rid of him before he gets his feet wet lol

Thanks to PWInsider.com & JP Nichols

JP Nichols is at the Impact Zone at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida and sends the following results for this Thursday's Impact and Xplosion:

For Xplosion: Rhino defeated Jay Lethal with a Gore.

They do the opening for the show and D'Angelo Dinero comes out. He says that there is a party going on the Impact Zone. The crowd chants "Pope is pimpin'". Pope says that he overcame the odds and is the number one contender. He says he only has two people standing in his way from achieving more greatness. He says that A.J. will never be as good as the Pope and at Lockdown, he will be the next TNA World Heavyweight Champion. Ric Flair's music plays Flair and A.J. come to the ring accompanied by four ladies. Flair asks if Pope can read and write because Pope called him 'dick flair'. He says he was bling before there was bling and 'unless you're tiger woods or Michael Jordan, you don't tell me nothing'. Flair puts over A.J. as the best athlete alive.

Pope gets the mic 'our name may be Ric, but in Pope's eyes, you're a dick.' He says that Flair can dress up a piece of crap as nice as he wants but at the end of the day it is still a piece of crap. Flair calls Pope a street thug. Pope and flair threw a few insults at each other. A.J. gets on the mic and mentions that he has yet to see Pope with a woman. He throws a couple more insults at Dinero before Dinero hits Styles and Flair. Eventually Flair and Styles get the upper hand and lay out Dinero. Flair grabs a chair and wraps it around Pope's ankle before stomping on it. A.J. puts the figure four on Dinero until the security team comes out to chase off Styles and Flair.

Tara defeats Daffney by disqualification in a Non Title Match. Daffney got disqualfied after hitting Tara with a tool box. Daffney continued to attack Tara and put a guardrail on top of Tara and hit the guardrail repeatedly with a chair. This continued until Stevie Richards took Daffney to the back.

Orlando Jordan defeats Samoa Joe with a lungblower. Joe had Jordan in the rear naked choke, but Jordan was able to counter it into the lungblower.

A video package was shown of Eric Bischoff telling Abyss that he is going to be unmasked tonight.

Kaz, Amazing Red, and Generation Me defeated Doug Williams, the Motor City Machine Guns, and Brian Kendrick when Kaz pinned Williams.

It is announced that Abyss will be wrestling Jeff Jarrett with the stipulation if Jarrett does not use the barbed wire baseball bat, Jarrett will be gone from TNA.

Abyss versus Jeff Jarrett goes to a No Contest. During the match, Eric Bischoff comes out to watch the match. Jarrett almost uses the barbed wire bat, but he refused. Bischoff gets on the mic and says that he knew he could not trust Jarrett. Bischoff calls out ‘his guys’ (Rhino, Raven, Tomko, Homicide, and Desmond Wolfe). They attack Abyss and Jarrett. Bischoff’s men hold Abyss and Hogan comes out but instead of unmasking Abyss, he tells Abyss to go to his office.

Beer Money defeats Rob Terry and Brutus Magnus with the DWI on Magnus. After the match, Brutus calls out Terry for always messing up and then he slaps Magnus. Magnus tells Terry that he should be the Global Champion. Rob gives the belt to Magnus and then attacks Magnus and gives Magnus a clothesline. Terry poses with the belt.

On the screen, they show Abyss in Hogan’s office. Hogan tells Bischoff to get out of the office. Hogan calls Abyss a monster and then he shows Abyss his Hall of Fame ring and calls the ring ‘his life’. Hogan puts the ring in Abyss’ hand and says that Abyss will be a God. Abyss screams with joy at what Hogan just told him.

Kurt Angle beat Daniels via ankle lock. After the match, Kurt gets on the mic and he says that he can admit that he lost, but the fact that Anderson used the tags was a sign of disrespect. Angle says that he had an appearance a while back at an army base in Texas. One soldier came up to him and told Angle that he believed in him. Angle reads the inscription off of the back of one of the tags. When Anderson cut him on Sunday, he didn't make Angle bleed, he made those soldiers bleed. When Anderson spat on the tags, he spat on those soldiers. For that, he will make Anderson suffer. 'I will make you bleed until there's nothing left. Ken Anderson, I will see you in hell.'

Anderson comes out to the ramp and he welcomes Kurt to hell. He sarcstically says that he is very touched and moved. He is amazed at Angle’s abilities to suck up to the people. He just thinks that Kurt just wants a pat on the back. He sees the tags as nothing more than a utensil to carve Angle up. Anderson calls Kurt up the ramp and the two fight at the top. Anderson kicks Angle low and hits Angle with the mic and welcomes him to Total Nonstop Anderson.

Eric Young and Kevin Nash come to the ring and Nash says that when he is in the back, he is used to being called ‘brother’. He says that years ago, Rick Rude told him about two things in this business and that was money and miles. He says that you can choose your friends and then he called out Hall and Waltman.

Hall and Waltman come to the ring through the crowd. Young goes after Waltman and he takes care of Waltman. Hall stared at Nash from the apron before getting in the ring. Hall and Nash brawled until security comes out to stop them.

Hogan comes out to the stage and he stares at Hall and Waltman.

Xplosion Match: TNA Knockout Tag Team Champions Awesome Kong and Hamada defeated Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne (with Lacey Von Erich) when Kong pinned Velvet after hitting the Implant Buster.

For February 25:

A.J. Styles and Ric Flair come out. Styles jokes about Pope being ‘champion of the people’ and he says that Pope will not be beating him. Styles says to be the man, you have to beat the man and because he is the champion, he is the man. Flair takes the mic and calls out Hogan for giving his Hall of Fame ring to Abyss and he bashes Hogan and calls out Abyss. Abyss comes out to Hogan’s American Made. Flair asks Abyss why he came out to that music and says that Abyss makes all wrestlers look bad. 'You may have some superhuman strength, but you're not a Hall of Fame wrestler.' Flair says the only thing Abyss is good for is shining the champs boots and calls Abyss a clown.

Abyss gets on the mic and says Flair is right. 'I couldn't shine your shoes because I am not a shoe-shine boy'. Abyss says that he would be more than happy to remove A.J.'s boots and stick them up flair's ass.

A.J. takes the mic and asks if Abyss thinks that the people came to see him and calls Abyss a disgrace. He asks Abyss to take the ring off and Flair demands that it be put on A.J.’s hand.

Hogan comes out. Hogan gets in the ring and asks A.J. what he knows about having a good name because associating himself with Flair gives him a bad name. Flair and Hogan exchange words. Flair asks for a fight right now, but as Abyss and Hogan are ready, Flair and Styles go around the ring. Flair claims that before the night is through, the ring will be on A.J.'s finger.

Team 3D beat the Nasty Boys in a tables match. Jimmy Hart was going to hit Devon with the motorcycle helmet but Jesse Neal came out, took the helmet from Hart, and tossed it to Devon who used it on Sags. Team 3D then hit a 3D on Sags through the table for the win.

After the match, Beer Money came out and they talk about it was almost two years ago that they formed. They made a promise to each other about being the best and they run down their accomplishments. They mention how the new management seems to have put them on the sidelines. Hernandez came out and gave Beer Money a TNA World Tag Title Match in the future.

Kaz defeated Brian Kendrick via flux capacitor.

There's like two matches I might wanna check out..

I'm just fucking happy Kaz is back dammit

Xplosion/Dark Matches:

* Homicide b. Ken Doane with an Ace Crusher

* Okada vs. "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal. Winner via top rope elbow drop, Jay Lethal.

* Daniels & Brian Kendrick vs. Kazarian & Amazing Red. Winner after an assisted tornado DDT from Red and then a spinning springboard legdrop from Kaz onto Kedrick, Amazing Red and Kazarian.

* Marti Funk is in attendance with the Funk students so do not be surprised if Dory Funk is there.

TNA Impact (Airing Monday, March 15th on Spike TV):

* AJ Styles and Ric Flair out. AJ calls Abyss a 6'8 scary looking but stupid monster. Did he really think a magical ring would help him? He recalls their classic battles and how the result was always the same. AJ Styles up, Abyss down. AJ doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause or in magical rings. He does believe he's the best wrestler and a gift from God and The Pope will learn that too. Flair shows the scars on his forehead which are deep and bloody. He says Abyss is a dead man and they'll get Jeff Hardy too. Flair's forehead is bleeding and covered half his face. Jeff Hardy comes out. AJ asks Hardy who he thinks he is. AJ says Hardy has done nothing here and proved nothing. AJ asks him if he wants the spotlight and it doesn't get any bigger than on Styles and Flair.

* AJ asks why don't they get it done right here, right now. Hardy says it will be a breeze. Flair sayas a breeze is painting pictures backstage and getting high. Hardy says something about the drifters of the night, crowd pops, his music plays, lights go out, everybody leaves.

* Backstage, Bischoff is mad at Foley for helping Jarrett. Foley apologizes and Bischoff says there's no saving Foley. Bischoff says he's bringing Foley to the ring to shave his beard, cut his hair and make him the executive he should be.

* Brooke Hogan just came out and sat down ringside.

* Backstage, The Nasty Boys beat up Jesse Neal at catering and powerbombed him through a table. It was supposed to be Team 3D and Jesse Neal vs. the Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart but now it's a handicap match because of what happened to Neal. Team 3D says it's not a handicap match because they have a partner. Out comes Spike Dudley to make it a 6 man match. Jimmy Hart gets the pin on Bubba after Knobs hit him with Jimmy's motorcycle helmet. Nastys set up a table to put Bubba through it but Jesse Neal runs out for the save. Saggs ends up getting 3Ded through the table.

* Backstage Christy asks Angelina how she feels that the Beautiful People won the tag belts. She says it sucks and makes her mad. When she gets mad she does something about it and issues an open challenge to any of the Beautiful People, especially Velvet.

* JB backstage with Scott Hall and Syxx-Pac. Syxx-Pac says they've been kicked out of better places than this. Hall says at Destination X Nash is getting what's coming to them and then Monday they'll see the new big money players. Nash and Young walk up and Nash offers Hall a big wad of cash for five minutes with him tonight. Hall accepts and that match happens later.

* Mr. Anderson & Desmond Wolfe with Chelsea vs. Kurt Angle & "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Pope and Angle win after Pope got a small package on Wolfe. Afterwards Anderson gives Angle a Mic Check and then uses the dog tags on Angle's head and busts him open. Anderson says this is just a preview of what he's going to do to him on Sunday. He beats Angle down some more.

* Backstage, there was a Beautiful Segment but it was inaudible to the live crowd.

* Hardy and RVD are in Hogan's office but it was also inaudible to the live crowd. Abyss is a special enforcer in one of their matches. Bischoff comes in after they leave and asks if they're cool. Hogan says yeah but he has to keep some things secret like Bischoff kept the Foley ref thing a secret. Bischoff leaves and Hogan says that was weird.

* Angelina Love vs. Daffney. Velvet said Daffney is a member of the Beautiful People for one night only. The Beautiful People are watching from the ramp. Daffney tried using a hammer but the referee stopped her. The Beautiful People interfere and crotch Angelina on the ring post. Daffney attacked Angelina outside and then leaves. The Beautiful People beat up on Angelina until Tara makes the save. Tara and Daffney have a stare down while Daffney backs away.

* Scott Hall vs. Kevin Nash with a five minute time limit. Syxx-Pac runs in and takes out Nash's knee. They then handcuff Nash to the ring and begin beating him down. Young tries to make the save but Hall and Pac are too much for him. Pac and Hall take the money and leave.

* Hulk Hogan is out. He says what happened last week was more than a trainwreck. The one thing he can't forget or let go of is when Abyss said "Why Sting, why?" Hogan calls Sting out and asks if the spotlight wasn't enough or his star wasn't big enough. Sting is seen walking in the rafters. He passes over the ring area and makes his way to ringside. RVD attacks Sting and they brawl as Hogan watches on. RVD tosses Hogan a bat and then throws Sting in. Before Hogan can use it, Bischoff runs down with security and says Hogan has to leave that side of him behind. He has security escort Sting safely away. Bischoff says he promised his daughter last week he was done with this type of thing. Brooke is ringside acting shocked and shaking her head at her dad. Hogan goes to ringside where Brooke is and they embrace. Hogan then leaves.

* Hernandez and Jeff Jarrett are talking about getting it done tonight. Bischoff says no way this happens. He says Hernandez gets a handicap match against Beer Money. Bischoff says since Jarrett wants in so bad that he can be the referee in the match.

* Hernandez vs. Beer Money, Inc. with Jeff Jarrett as special guest referee. Matt Morgan was going to go to the ring but joins Mike Tenay and Taz on commentary instead. Winner via Keg Stand, Beer Money Inc. After the match, Beer Money continue to beat down Hernandez. Jarrett tries to break it up he gets shoved away. Jarrett takes the ref shirt off and helps Hernandez clear the ring. Bischoff is shown backstage with a mirror and clippers. A barber chair is being set up in the ring. Bischoff is out. He says Jarrett's ass is his next week. Right now he has a certain look for the company and for weeks he's been trying to help Foley. He calls Foley out so he can take matters into his own hands and clean Foley up once and for all. Foley is out and takes a seat in the barber chair. Foley stips Bischoff from shaving him and instead gives him Mr. Socko. He then uses the clippers to shave Bischoff's head.

* They're setting up for an Ultimate X Match but Tim is unsure if they're doing one tonight. Dave Penzer just called the pay-per-view Degeneration X rather than Destination X.

* Christy Hemme backstage with Shannon Moore. He says he's not worried because he's been studying the book of Demigoth (who knows what he actually said) and that he's going to beat Williams for all his freaks.

* The Motor City Machine Guns are out. Chris Sabin says this Sunday at Destination X it will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X, not only do the winners become #1 contenders but it will mark the rise of the Machine Guns. Sabin questions who Generation Me think they are to come into their company. Who have they ever beaten? Generation Me come out and say they have beaten the Guns when they first came in. Shelley says Generation Me is good but not great while MCMG are great. Generation Me are the Atari to the MCMG's Xbox. Shelley says enough about that, let's talk about the night we spent with your girlfriends.

* A fight breaks out. Kendrick, Daniels, Amazing Red and Kazarian all run out to fight. A ladder is used during it. Amazing Red does a plancha off the top of the ladder onto the Motor City Machine Guns, Daniels and Kendrick. The segment ends with Kazarian on top of the ladder and Generation Me and Red posing around it.

* Jeremy Borash is backstage with the special enforcer for the main event, Abyss. He says ever since Hogan gave him his ring, AJ and Flair have been trying to take it from him. He says at Destionation X he's going to take the title from AJ and smack around Flair if he gets involved. He then asks WHATCHA GONNA DO FLAIR AND AJ WHEN ABYSS GOES CRAZY ON YOU!

* Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles w/Ric Flair and Abyss as the special enforcer. AJ hit a slop drop that hit the referee too. AJ went to grab a chair but Abyss stopped him. AJ went for a springboard 450 and missed. Hardy hit a Swanton Bomb and Abyss slid in to count three. Flair hit Hardy and Abyss with a chair after and kept hitting him up the ramp until Abyss "hulked" up and chokeslammed him through the ramp! Abyss poses over the hold Flair went through and points at AJ who is cowering in the ring with his belt.


Credit: WNW

By Ryan Clark | March 09, 2010

Credit: JP Nichols & PWInsider.com

In a Dark Match: Homicide defeated Ken Doane with an Ace Crusher in what was described as a solid match for Doane.

In a Dark Match: Jay Lethal defeated Kazuchika Okada with an elbow drop.

In an Xplosion Match: Kazarian and Amazing Red defeat Brian Kendrick and Daniels when Kazarian pinned Kendrick.

After the opening pyro:

AJ Styles and Ric Flair come out. Styles gets on the mic and calls Abyss a scary looking but stupid monster. Styles asks Abyss if he really thinks that a ring will help him. A.J. comments on their previous matches. Styles says that much like the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, he does not believe in magical rings. Styles says that he considers himself a gift from God. Flair gets on the mic and rambles about Hogan and Abyss.

Jeff Hardy's music plays and Jeff comes out to the ring. A.J. asks Jeff who he thinks he is and then he calls Hardy a nobody. Styles says that since Hardy wants to put his hands on him and Flair, that they should go at it tonight. Hardy gets on the mic and says it will be a breeze. AJ Styles versus Jeff Hardy is announced for tonight.

Mick Foley and Eric Bischoff are on the screen. Foley apologizes for messing up last week. Eric says that tonight, in the ring they will shave Foley's head and beard to make a citizen out of him.

They show another video. This time it is the Nasty boys beating up Jesse Neal and putting him through a table

The Nasty Boys come out for a six man tag match with Jimmy Hart against Team 3D and Jesse Neal. The Nasty Boys and Hart act as if it is going to be a handicap match as a result of the earlier attack on Jesse Neal. Brother Ray says that is not the case and brings out Brother Runt.

Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart defeated Brother Ray, Brother Devon, and Brother Runt. Jimmy Hart pinned Ray after Saggs hit Ray with the helmet while the referee was distracted. After the match the Nasty Boys bring in a table to put 3D through, but Jesse Neal comes out with his ribs taped for the save. Jesse and Team 3D put Saggs through the table.

Angelina Love is interviewed in the back. She talks about how it sucks that she and Tara lost. Angelina issues an open challenge to any member of the Beautiful People for tonight, especially Velvet Sky. Angelina calls them rip offs of her since she is the original. Angelina says that she thinks that she may need to go on her own quest to take out the trash one beautiful person at a time.

They show yet another video with Borash interviewing The Band saying that their match at Destination X is official. They say that it should not be an issue. Nash and Eric Young walk up and mention to Hall how he likes money and gives Hall money for five minutes with him in the ring tonight. Hall accepts the challenge.

Kurt Angle and D'Angelo Dinero defeat Ken Anderson and Desmond Wolfe when Dinero got a small package on Wolfe. After the match, Wolfe attacks pope and they fight up the ramp. Anderson lays out Angle and attacks him with the tag and that busts open Angle. Anderson says that this beat down was only a small taste of what will happen at the PPV.

They show another video and it is of Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam with Hulk Hogan backstage. Abyss is the special enforcer for the Hardy/Styles match and tells Van Dam that he has something special in store for him. Eric Bischoff comes in when they leave and he talks about the surprises on Monday but wishes that Hogan had told him about the surprises. There seems to be some tension between Hogan and Bischoff.

Angelina Love comes out for her match and all three members of the Beautiful People come out. They introduce a new member of the group, for one night only and it is Daffney.

Angelina Love defeats Daffney by disqualification. Daffney attacks Angelina from behind and tries to use a hammer but it did not work because of the referee. Velvet, Madison, and Lacey get involved leading to Angelina getting the win by disqualification. All four attack Angelina after the match. Daffney goes up the ramp to get the ugly stick but the referee tries to stop her. Tara hops over the rail and lays out the Velvet, Madison, and Lacey before staring down Daffney.

Kevin Nash versus Scott Hall in the Five Minute Challenge. Waltman comes out with handcuffs and they handcuff Nash to the ropes and put the boots to him. Eric Young comes out for the save and gets the upper hand for a short period of time but Hall and Waltman take the $25,000 and leave.

Hogan comes out and says that he can't get the image out of head of Abyss saying 'why sting why' and Hogan wants an answer from Sting. Sting makes his way down but Van Dam jumps him and Van Dam beats Sting up as they fight around the ring. Van Dam rolls Sting into the ring and Van Dam throws Hogan the bat. Bischoff comes out with security and wants to know what Hogan is doing. Bischoff has security escort Sting out of the building. Bischoff calls out Hogan on saying that he won't wrestle and how he is supposed to be leading the company. Hogan gives no response and Eric leaves the ring.

Hernandez and Jeff Jarrett are seen backstage. Hernandez tells Jeff that he will help him take on Beer Money in a match tonight. Eric Bischoff overhears this and interrupts the conversation saying that will not happen. Eric says that Hernandez will face Beer Money in a handicap match with Jarrett as the referee. Eric tells Jarrett to call it right down the middle.

Beer Money defeated Hernandez with the DWI. During the match, Matt Morgan came out and was on commentary but left before the end of the match. After the match, Beer Money attacked Jarrett and were posing to the crowd until Jarrett made a comeback and Hernandez joined Jarrett and took care of Beer Money.

Eric Bischoff comes out for the grooming of Mick Foley. They have a barber chair set up in the ring. Eric calls out Foley and sits down in the chair. Foley stops Eric when he goes to shave his head and hits him with Mr. Socko. Foley puts Bischoff in the chair and shaves Eric's head.

The Ultimate X structure is being brought out to hype the Ultimate X match at the Generation X pay per view.

The Motor City Machine Guns come out. Chris Sabin takes a mic and says that Destination X will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X with the winner becoming the Number One Contenders to the TNA World Tag Titles, but it will be the start to the Motor City Era. Sabin calls out Generation Me for coming into their turf and asks who they have beaten. Generation Me comes out and reminds Sabin that they beat the Machine Guns in their debut. Shelley says it was just luck and then says that Motor City is the Xbox while Generation Me are Ataris. He also says that they are the Ferraris to Generation Me's station wagons. He says that they can keep talking about this or the time where the Guns got with Generation Me's girlfriends. This leads to a brawl with all four men getting involved. Brian Kendrick comes out to save the Guns. Amazing Red comes out to take out Kendrick. Daniels comes out to take care of Red. Kazarian comes out with a ladder and hits Daniels with it. Generation Me do dives off the Ultimate X towers onto the guns. They set up the ladder and Red dives off the ladder onto Kendrick, Daniels, and the Guns on the outside. Red, Kazarian, and Generation Me pose together in the ring. (This was described as a crazy segment).

The match between A.J. Styles and Jeff Hardy is a non-title match.

Jeff Hardy defeats TNA World Heavyweight Champion A.J. Styles with a Swanton. There was a ref bump about ten minutes into the match. After the referee was knocked out A.J. went for a springboard 450 but missed. Hardy hit the Twist of Fate and Swanton with Abyss making the three count. After the match, Flair hit Hardy with a chair. Flair went to hit Abyss and they started going up the ramp with Flair repeatedly trying to hit Abyss. They got to the end of the ramp and Abyss Hulked up and choke slammed Flair shoulder first through the ramp. Abyss then did the 'finger point of doom' towards Styles who was sitting in the corner of the ring holding the TNA World Heavyweight Title belt closely.

TNA iMPACT taping results courtesy of John Benoit and PWInsider.com:

Dark Match
Shannon Moore & Christina Von Eerie defeated Cookie and Okada in a pretty good match

Xplosion
Eric Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me

Jay Lethal pinned Douglas Williams in a non-title match

TNA iMPACT (8/26)Impact opens with Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan and Miss Tessmacher coming out to the ring after the standard pyro goes off. Hogan praises the TNA locker room and then introduces each of the TNA World title semi-finalists individually. Hogan calls them the “Fatal four” and puts over that whoever wins has to raise the bar and don’t let what happened to Rob Van Dam happen again. As Biscoff was talking, Abyss shows up from the crowd with Janice. Abyss says he has news from “They”. Hogan says they are Fortune. Abyss says it is not EV2.0 or Fortune but on 10-10-10, “they” will be revealed to the world and they are taking over TNA starting with Dixie Carter, then Hogan and then the 4 wrestlers in the ring. Abyss screams 10-10-10 into the camera and leaves.

Madison Rayne and the Motorcycle Rider defeated Angelina Love & Velvet Sky after the motorcycle helmet was used on Sky to set up Rayne pinning her. Rayne is now wearing all black to match the Rider. During a post-match beatdown, the Rider reveals herself to be Tara. She and Rayne leave together.

Stevie Richards pinned Abyss with a superkick when referee Bryan Hebner grabbed a chair to prevent Abyss from using. Abyss attacks Richards after the match but Bryan Kendrick runs out to kick Abyss, saving Richards and they both leave together.

EV2.0 comes to the ring – well Tommy Dreamer, Sabu, Rhinio and Mick Foley do. Dreamer calls out Fortune because they attacked Foley and hurt his ankle. Fortune comes out. AJ Styles says that this is their house. They set up Sabu vs. Douglas Williams for the X-Division championship. Rhino vs. Abyss in a Falls Count Anywhere Match and Dreamer vs. Styles in an I Quit match at the No Surrender PPV. Dreamer tells them not to wait for the PPV because they can do it right now. Fortune balks. Dreamer said that this may be Fortune’s house but now EV2.0 is taking over and it’s their own fault.

Jeff Jarrett tries to convince Samoa Joe to help him but is blown off.

Sting pinned Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett had a new entrance song. Sting had Kevin Nash with him and every time Nash was near, he’d trip Jarrett. Jarrett finally went after Nash, but that allowed Sting to get the upper hand. After the match, they were beating Jarrett down. Hulk Hogan’s theme music played but it was Samoa Joe who made the save. Both sides had a stand off and Nash and Sting left through the crowd.
Desmond Wolfe and Magnus come out with Chelsea come out and declare themselves the new number one contenders to the TNA Tag Team championship. The Motor City Machineguns come out and they go back and forth with a pretty funny segment. Magnus and Wolfe attack the Guns after their manhood is questioned.

In an elimination eight man tag team bout, Fortune defeated EV2.0. Brian Kendrick was the fourth man on EV2.0′s team. Kendrick eliminated Kaz. Kendrick accidentally nailed the referee and was DQ’d. Rhino was counted out after Abyss’ interference. Dreamer eliminated Robert Roode, then James Storm. Styles finally pinned Dreamer.

Pope Dinero & Ken Anderson defeated Kurt Angle & Jeff Hardy. Pope pinned Angle after Anderson nailed the Mic Check. All four got into it after the match to close the taping.

At tonight's TNA iMPACT! tapings, Jay Lethal won the X Division title from Douglas Williams. We'll have the full spoilers from the taping later tonight.

At the iMPACT! tapings tonight, it was revealed that the main event of TNA Bound For Glory will be Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson for the TNA World Title.

that world title match is total bs

Angle better win. i will be fucking pissed if he loses.


yay for Lethal!!!

Grats for Lethal, a TNA OG getting a belt for a change, and that title match sounds like some suckage...Anderson and Hardy are considered up to Angle's level??? *turns to Vix and Mia* WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??? *Mia shrugs, Vix shakes head*

PA is very displeased.

and if i had the chance, neither Hardy nor Anderson would make it to BFG

Well, we're going to have to tell Mia to call up a limo and make a little trip down to Orlando to beat some fucker's kneecaps in and not just those two....I HATE that EV2.0 group...HATE THEM