Dead The Sports Guy
Number of posts : 31046 Age : 39 Location : Maryland Registration date : 2008-08-19
| Subject: another "Warrior" song Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:31 pm | |
| KANYE WEST EAT YOUR HEART OUT, IT'S MC WARRIOR BITCH!!! 808'S AND HEARTBREAK AIN'T GOT SHIT ON MC WARRIAHHHH!! THIS IS THE PAPA SHANGO MAMBO, THE DOINK THE CLOWN GET DOWN, THE BERZERKER TEARJERKER, THE KING MABLE FAIRY TALE, THE BARRY HOROWITZ ILL SHIT, THE JAKE THE SNAKE ASS SHAKE, THE MOTHERFUCKING 80'S WRESTLER'S AND HEARTBREAK!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOBBLY GOOKER? HE GOT ARRESTED FOR MOLESTING A HOOKER... AND WHAT ABOUT YOKOZUNA? OVERDOSED ON 17 CANS OF TUNA. NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE 80'S, THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES, AND THE WRESTLER'S WITH RABIES. FOAMING OUT THE MOUTH FROM THE STEROID ABUSE, MOTHERFUCKERS WITH CRACK HANGING FROM THERE TOOTH.. WELCOME TO HEARTBREAK. THE WARRIOR MISSES THE MULLETS, MISSES SENSATIONAL SHERRI CHOKING DOWN THE NUCLEAR SEMEN THROUGH HER GULLET.. THE MACHO MAN SNAPPING HIS SLIM JIM AND THAT FAT FUCK HILLBILLY JIM. THE COKE CAME AND OVERTAKE THERE FAME NOW THEY ALL REMAIN THE SAME. PREGNANT 80'S WRESTLER'S TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK. JAKE THE SNAKE ASKED FOR 15 DOLLARS FOR A BUTT FUCK, THE WARRIOR REFUSED, AW SHIT.. ALL THIS FUCKING DRUG ABUSE. VIRGIL CALLED THE OTHER DAY ON PAYDAY AND OFFERED ME A SLOLAM OF COKE TO SLAY. I FLEW TO HIS HOUSE LIKE FUCKING SUPER MAN AND BLEW ALL HIS COKE AWAY. AS I'M FLYING THROUGH THE AIR I DECIDED TO FIRE OFF SOME KNUCKLE CHILDREN IN HULK HOGAN'S HAIR. HE GOT PISSED AND TRYED TO GIVE ME THE LEG DROP OF DOOM, BUT I SPRAYED HIM WITH RICK MARTEL'S PERFUME. HE RAN BLINDED INTO A MOVING TRUCK, WHAT THE FUCK! THE UNDERTAKER COMES BUSTING THROUGH , THE WARRIOR IS OUT OF LUCK. HE RETREATS TO PARTS UNKNOWN TO SEE THESE TWO FUCKING IDIOT'S GNAWING ON A BONE. THE BUSHWHACKERS? FUCKING REDNECK CRACKERS, THE WARRIOR IS BLACKER. MC WARRIOR FOOLS. CHECK IT. WARRIOR IS OUT BITCH. ALWAYS BELIEVE, WARRIOR. | |
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