NCD's Promos of Randomness

I'll leave it to the Admins/Mods to decide to place this in the E-fed section or not. I thought about it, but, uh... oh, well.

Anyway, I like doing these so... when I do one, I'll share em.

It can stay here for now, I'm interested so whenever you're ready!

Okie dokes.

First promo:

Today marks the dawning of a new era. The end of John Cena's long and boring and ever-so-monotonous title reign last night at WrestleMania--has brought today new hope for much of the WWE Universe. Since the day Cena won his first WWE championship, this company has slipped to a level of mediocrity that is absurd. John Cena is a disgrace to this business. Last night when I defeated him for the title put an end to the "John Cena Era," and that is a promise. No longer will any of you be subjected to him coming out here week after week flapping his gums, pandering to anyone who'll listen. From this point on, you won't be subjected to one of the most horrible wrestlers in the world today. As we say goodbye to John Cena, stand up and chant with me: Farewell, Cena! No more shall you bore! Farewell Cena! Nomore shall you bore! One more time: Farewell, Cena! No more shall you bore! Cena--like it says in your song: "your time is up, my time is NOW!"

Bump! After the little promo yesterday, I had an urge to do another.


Justin Roberts: Ladies & Gentlemen... please welcome WD World Heavyweight Champion: N-C-D!

*BOOOOOOOOOO*



*Throught the curtain is NCD. He's got a maniacal smirk on his face.*
*He taunts the crowd raising his championship high in the air for all to see*
*Then he makes his way to the ring*

NCD: Let me start by saying how much I appreciate the love you guys are showing me. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

NCD: Now, now... relax... you are far too kind. *BOOOOOOOOOOO* We can do this all day, but I've got something to say *BOOOOOOOOO* I said I've got something to say! SHUT THE HELL UP! *BOOOOOOOO* For the last seven months I have come out here week after week; month after month busting my ass - fending off challenger after challenger. There isn't a Superstar in that locker room who I can't I haven't beaten. I've beaten THEM ALL! *BOOOOOOOO* But you know... for every guy I beat... for every guy who's name has been added to the long list of guys I've beaten... there's two pieces of crap who wants to make a name himself and try to get in my face. It's like--it's like these guys are dyslexic or something. What the hell am going to have to do to get these guys to understand that I can't be beat?! *BOOOOOOOO* *You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck* Hey, what you do with your personal time isn't any of my business. *BOOOOOO*


*EdgeGore interrupts NCD*

NCD: Now just who the hell do you think you are, coming out here interrupting me during MY TIME?

EG: You want to know who I am? Well, I'll tell you: I'm the guy who's going to take that world heavyweight title sitting on your shoulder.

NCD: *Looks infuriated* Look here, I don't know what the hell you're thinking; but let me explain something to you: you've got as much a chance of taking this title off of me as the Cavaliers have of winning an NBA championship! *BOOOOOOOO* You see, because unlike the Cavaliers, and unlike these losers in the crowd; but more importantly...unlike you, Edge... I am a WINNER. *BOOOOOOOO* Tell me, when was the last time you won anything significant; or anything period?

EG: Well... *interrupted*

NCD: That's exactly what I thought!

EG: As I was saying, if I recall correctly, the last time you and I faced each other... it was ME who made your ass TAP OUT! *Yeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh* And--AND, if that weren't bad enough; the next time you step into the ring with me... I'm going to beat you for the World Heavyweight Title! *YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH*

NCD: NOT ON MY WORST DAY!

EG: Like it or not, it's going to happen. And it's going to happen sooner than you think. Rest assured that I WILL the NEXT WORLD CHAMPION--And there isn't a damn thing you can do to stop me!


*NCD begins shaking the ropes in a fit of anger*
*EG smiles back and taunts signifying the championship around his waist*

been a long ass time since you posted in here lol


anyway, nice work, NCD. making me want to write my own promos lol

IKR lol

That'd be cool.

Well-done, NCD-definitely think in time, you'll really come into your own woth them...and LMFAO at Gore interrupting your shit...priceless

LOL EG was online at the time, so I figured I use him.

Thx. I've only done a few of these ever, but they're pretty fun.

Seriously, i want to be a manager, cutting promo's is like awesome