A nice little thread I found on PW. So credit to PW!
Basically, here you post what Wrestlers would have as their Facebook Statuses!
So, here's some I did on PW.
John Morrison is listening to The Doors then going to masturbate to a picture of myself.
Kizarny is laughing at Jeff Hardy.. He's such a freak.
Jeff Hardy is depressed.
Mike Adamle is going over to Jeff Harvey's house to play Pokethemon, eat skittles! Uno, Dos, Adios!
Stone Cold is washing his hair.
Batista is tearing more muscles than Hulk Hogan tears shirts.
Hulk Hogan lost another dry cleaner. They always complain about the ripped shirts, Brother!
The Rock sold out.
Rey Mysterio lost his contact! WHERE IS MY CONTACT!
Mike Knox stole Rey Mysterio's contact for fun.
Rey Mysterio feels unwanted.
JBL is laughing at poor people.
Shawn Michaels can't "get it up".
Ric Flair is WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Santino Marella is making his way with Beth Pheonix.
Runjin Singh broke his leg after tripping over his sideburns.
Rikishi did it for The Rock.
Manu is emotionally crushed.
Cody Rhodes is wondering where Goldust is.
Goldust is grounded.
Dusty Rhodes grounded Goldust for not eating his vegetables.
Sim Snuka is wondering why he has such a goofy name.
Edge feels frisky.
Melina is hanging out with Epitome!.
Trish Stratus is hanging out with Epitome!.
Mickie James is hanging out with Epitome!.
Kelly Kelly is hanging out with Epitome!.
Jillian got on Epitome!'s last nerve.
Vince McMahon is playing SmackDown vs RAW 2009
New ones:Big Daddy V is in the mood for French Fries. 2 hours ago
Big Daddy V is in the mood for Ham. 90 minutes ago
Big Daddy V is in the mood for Turkey Dinner smothered in Gravy. 70 minutes ago
Big Daddy V is in the mood for crackers and cheese. 1 hour ago
Big Daddy V is in the mood for lots and lots of Chocolate! 30 minutes ago
Big Daddy V is in the mood for seal meat. 25 minutes ago
Big Daddy V is in the mood for Chinese Food. 10 minutes ago
Big Daddy V is in the mood for a bowl or two of soup. 5 minutes ago
Big Daddy V is full... Didn't eat much though. 1 minutes ago
Triple H is gonna listen to some Katie Perry. 3 hours ago
2 CommentsShawn Michaels (4:35 PM)
Hunter kissed a guy and he liked it!
Goldust (4:41 PM)
OMG! Who told you!?
Rey Mysterio had the weirdest day. 6 hours ago
5 CommentsJohn Cena (3:24 PM)
What happened Rey Rey?
Rey Mysterio (3:38 PM)
Well, it all started at breakfast. There was no waffles! I cannot have a good day without my waffles! So, I had to settle for pancakes! Pancakes!? What are they? They're not cakes! They're floppy monsters of gooey grossness! G'hod!
So, later.. I was at the mall with my wife, and she was all like "Let's go to Denny's for lunch!" So, being a good husband, I went.. There was NO waffles! NO Bacon! So guess what I had to have!
P-A-N-C-A-K-E-S!
I HATE pancakes! So, we left.. I felt like puking all over everything... But, I've had worse.. I did have Steph's BBQ once. But, that's another story.
Later, we went to the movies. Me and Dominick.. A man's night out.
So, I was so happy that now I would have some good food. Sitting back in those seats, watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and eating some of that buttery popcorn!
BUT! I'VE BEEN RIPPED THE FUCK OFF AGAIN!
FRICKIN' PANCAKES! Since when do they sell Pancakes at the theaters?
WHEN!?
WHAT AN AWKWARD DAY!
Gene Snitsky (3:40 PM)
That WASN'T my FAULT!
Stephanie McMahon (6:45 PM)
What are you talking about, Rey? My BBQ is great!
Triple H (7:01 PM)
No, Steph.. It's terrible.
Ken Kennedy is recommending you a great movie entitled "Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia" starring MIISSSTTEEERRRRR KEENNAAADDDYYYYYYYY............. 3 hours ago
4 CommentsKen Kennedy (2:35 PM)
.................................................... KENNEDY!
Montel Vontavious Porter (3:08 PM)
You always steal my spotlight, Mr. Kennedy!
Ken Kennedy (3:16 PM)
........ KENNEDY!
John Morrison (3:25 PM)
LOL!
Finlay is impotent. 5 hours ago
3 CommentsGene Snitsky (6:21 PM)
That wasn't my fault!
Hornswoggle (6:35 PM)
Hey, Dad! At least you can SEE Yours!
Gene Snitsky (6:42 PM)
That wasn't my fault!
