Funny Shit Facts: Jeff Hardy

Jeff Hardy aka The Charismatic Enigma aka Enigmatic Soul aka Rainbow Haired Warrior aka Jeffro aka Meth Hardy.

One of the moar popular WWE wrestlers, known for jumping off shit that is high, wearing cool makeup and clothing and his srsly crazy lifestyle.
He also has a brother named Matt who will never be as popular as Jeff.

Jeff is know as a "High flyer" because he likes to jump off tall shit and also because he is a meth addict. He left the WWE for awhile because he took some time off to live in a crack den. He's leaving again because he needs more crack in his system and Vinnie Mac has a problem with drugs in the WWE now. Like last Thursday 2008, Jeff's meth lab exploded in his North Carolina home. It killed his dog Jack (who was named after their favorite hobby). Lots of people were sad because he didn't die in the fire, only his fuck buddy.

He likes to wear face makeup because it makes him stand out. Actually, it makes him look even moar like a homo which is barely possible.

Jeff is really great at letting losers feel good about themselves. That fact alone has made him a multi millionaire.

Most of Jeff's fans are Retards, Basement Dwellers, Goths, little kids, Furries, Juggalos, Marks, Sloth from Goonies and Club Kids. Contrary to their own beliefs, none of his fans have lives.
1 of 6 trillion fan drawingsMany of Jeff's fans over the age of 12 have cut themselves and cried when he lost any of the belts he's won. Fans under 12 just like his bright colors and to shit their pants.

Who came up with this shit? Because I happen to be a Jeff Hardy fan and I dont appreciate being called a retard. I dont think you personally came up with it but the person that did is a idiot. Serious Hardy hater to the core :ewwa:

I do have to admit that made me LMAO.

I find the part about his dog very offensive. If they wanna bag Jeff fine, but don't bring a poor dog into it who was burned alive.

Aw, man I knew hardy fans/marks werent going to appreciate that one lol

I.O.U From El Mesias

Item: 5 Minutes of Lauren's Life

Reason: He lied to me! Promise funny shit facts about Jeff Hardy, but gave me an unfunny anti-fan rant about Hardy. Go home and try again or at the very least, make a funny photo shop pic to go with this.

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

Aw, man I knew hardy fans/marks werent going to appreciate that one lol

No, people like that really piss me off. They make offensive jokes about a poor dog, but if it was their dog, they'd be upset and pissed if someone made a joke about their dogs death.

TRX wrote:

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

Aw, man I knew hardy fans/marks werent going to appreciate that one lol

No, people like that really piss me off. They make offensive jokes about a poor dog, but if it was their dog, they'd be upset and pissed if someone made a joke about their dogs death.

THIS! and then to call Jeff's fans retards? WTF? I would love to meet the retard who typed this nonsense.

TRX wrote:

I find the part about his dog very offensive. If they wanna bag Jeff fine, but don't bring a poor dog into it who was burned alive.

That was my problem with it. The whole thing was stupid though. That mofo is the one who needs to get a life

No Blue, you'd be blinded by his uglyness. I mean, its always ugly people who seem to hate on others for some reason...WTH?

Ha, looks like a two year old wrote this.