Girl's Bathroom More Disgusting than Boy's!

This was # 39 on the 100 best stories of 2009:

{CAUTION HAS SOME BAD LANGUAGE}

http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/little-girls-more-disgusting-than-you-know/


While in college I took a summer job as a janitor at a middle school. I made some interesting discoveries that summer, like don't mix bleach and ammonia (different story). But if you had asked me who would be grosser, little boys or little girls, I would've said boys. Hands down. I would've been dead wrong.

Little girls are fucking disgusting.

The boys’ worst crime was occasionally pissing on the toilet paper rolls, which I would simply pay-it-forward to them by not replacing. (Have fun wiping your ass with piss-paper you little shits.) But the girls’ bathroom was always a disaster, every day.

I don’t know if it was intentional or what the hell was going on, but they pissed on their toilet seats more than the boys did. Once a girl even pissed high up on the wall (that I was frankly impressed by). And they loved locking the stalls from the inside. This required me to climb underneath the door to unlock it, which was complicated by the fact that these harpies also pissed on the floor with disturbing frequency.

And that’s just urine… On not one but TWO separate occasions I entered a girls’ bathroom to discover shit - and I mean shit - on the walls and the ceiling. Now, when boys shit in the urinal (which never actually happened during my tenure), that’s one thing. I get that. The difference between shitting in a toilet and shitting in a urinal doesn’t put you out much. It’s worth the joke. But the walls? The fucking ceiling?! Your hands need to get involved there. That takes the steely dedication of a sick mind.

And please don’t ask what some did with their used tampons and Maxi pads (I really wish pads didn’t have adhesive on one side). I’m not emotionally ready. I didn’t even know middle-schoolers were menstruating yet! Was there something wrong with the school? Are little girls like this nationwide?

Maybe they were acting out in a void of supervision. We expect boys to be gross. The hall monitors would frequently poke their heads into the boys’ bathroom to make sure shenanigans weren’t afoot. Not for the girls though. They were in international waters. They could’ve had a fight club or donkey show in there.

Though I think little girls are simply nastier than little boys. Whereas boys are encouraged, even pushed, by fathers and older brothers to let their ids fly, girls are still caught up in the vestigial b.s. of being “ladylike.” Like being a preacher’s kid, I think it has warped their minds and pushed them in dark opposite directions.

So next time you see an eleven or twelve-year-old girl, know that behind all the Hello Kitty there likely lurks a deviant sociopath. Her daydreams aren’t just of the Jonas Brothers and Twilight – she might be thinking about using her shit to finger-paint too.

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So since I figured this forum has a large female population would you agree or disagree with this. . ?

Do you have any bathroom horror stories?

once i walked into the bathroom and there was this fat girl taking up the entire mirror to put lipstick on! ok really?! not cool!

LMFAO

I'm part of Parental Advisory and even I got to go WTF????

i'm not surprised..my high school bathroom was hideous. used maxi pads and tampons..sickening.

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

i'm not surprised..my high school bathroom was hideous. used maxi pads and tampons..sickening.

I know, right?

This actually didn't come to a suprise to me. I don't find guys more discusting than girls. More the oposite. I avoid public restrooms for that reason & I just hate using them.

Too many scums.

im not surprised either. most girls public bathrooms are gross. i dont like going in them at all.

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

i'm not surprised..my high school bathroom was hideous. used maxi pads and tampons..sickening.

My girlfriend and her friends talk about stuff like this all the time. Once when my girlfriend was at cheerleading camp (3 years ago) she said girls would just leave used tampons in the shower like it was cool for someone else to have to throw it away. On top of that many of them wouldn't even wear plastic flip flops into the communal showers and bathrooms. Talk about stank ass nasty.

The worst part is about girls who don't change their tampons or pads for like 2-3 days and shit. Girls borrowing other girls panties sometimes stealing them. FTW? Worst yet was the fact that like a majority of the girls never let soap come close to their vagina's and asses when in the showers. Where they do this nasty shit at?

OMG, don't get me started on the bathrooms here that the girls use. It was fucking NASTY as hell when I went in there to use it and stuff. Tampons and Pads all over the place. Really really SICK

Girls in my high school used to steal each other's clothes in the gym locker room.

Edgegore wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

i'm not surprised..my high school bathroom was hideous. used maxi pads and tampons..sickening.

My girlfriend and her friends talk about stuff like this all the time. Once when my girlfriend was at cheerleading camp (3 years ago) she said girls would just leave used tampons in the shower like it was cool for someone else to have to throw it away. On top of that many of them wouldn't even wear plastic flip flops into the communal showers and bathrooms. Talk about stank ass nasty.

The worst part is about girls who don't change their tampons or pads for like 2-3 days and shit. Girls borrowing other girls panties sometimes stealing them. FTW? Worst yet was the fact that like a majority of the girls never let soap come close to their vagina's and asses when in the showers. Where they do this nasty shit at?

omg is this in america??? ew! i never want to use a bathroom there after reading this!

Yes tiffy some girls in america are just disgusting. I guess they assume they can act like that just because someone else will clean it up. That's sad. Part of the reason I hated my janitorial job on this college campus. Students are nasty, especially the girls.

Edgegore wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

i'm not surprised..my high school bathroom was hideous. used maxi pads and tampons..sickening.

My girlfriend and her friends talk about stuff like this all the time. Once when my girlfriend was at cheerleading camp (3 years ago) she said girls would just leave used tampons in the shower like it was cool for someone else to have to throw it away. On top of that many of them wouldn't even wear plastic flip flops into the communal showers and bathrooms. Talk about stank ass nasty.

The worst part is about girls who don't change their tampons or pads for like 2-3 days and shit. Girls borrowing other girls panties sometimes stealing them. FTW? Worst yet was the fact that like a majority of the girls never let soap come close to their vagina's and asses when in the showers. Where they do this nasty shit at?

OMG that is so gross. . b****** need to wash their va jay jays!

This is why I don't use public restrooms

ssilva872 wrote:

Edgegore wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

i'm not surprised..my high school bathroom was hideous. used maxi pads and tampons..sickening.

My girlfriend and her friends talk about stuff like this all the time. Once when my girlfriend was at cheerleading camp (3 years ago) she said girls would just leave used tampons in the shower like it was cool for someone else to have to throw it away. On top of that many of them wouldn't even wear plastic flip flops into the communal showers and bathrooms. Talk about stank ass nasty.

The worst part is about girls who don't change their tampons or pads for like 2-3 days and shit. Girls borrowing other girls panties sometimes stealing them. FTW? Worst yet was the fact that like a majority of the girls never let soap come close to their vagina's and asses when in the showers. Where they do this nasty shit at?

OMG that is so gross. . b****** need to wash their va jay jays!

EXACTLY cuz i ain't going to a place where a female or the whole damn room for that matter smelling like rotten fish and sex!

LMAO!!! This was funny!!!

I found both bathrooms at my high school to be disgusting.

Use condoms and shit all over the boys bathroom, used tampons/pads and pregnancy tests all over the girls bathroom.