Terrorists May Put Bombs in Breast Implants!

Subject: Terrorists May Put Bombs in Breast Implants! Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:34 am

This may relate to the recent suicide bombing thread.

http://gizmodo.com/5505499/female-terrorists-explosive-breast-implants

British intelligence service MI5 has discovered that Al Qaeda female suicide bombers are getting explosive charges inside their breasts, using a similar procedure to breast augmentation. This makes bombs almost impossible to detect at airports. But there's something strange here.

The explosive devices are made of pentaerythritol tetranitrate—also known as PETN—one of the most powerful explosives in existence. The surgeons performing the operations—reportedly trained in the United Kingdom—place the PETN devices inside bags, just like the ones used to hold the silicone gel inside breast implants. PETN is difficult to detonate, however, even while it's more sensitive to shock and friction than TNT. It has an explosive energy of 5.810 kilojoules per gram, which means that an explosive cup C—with just a few grams of PETN inside—would be able to open a large hole in an airplane's fuselage, effectively causing a crash.

Allegedly, MI5—who picked up the information from Middle East terrorist chatter following the failed crotchbomber attempt—has also pointed out that some men terrorist are getting PETN-based devices into their buttocks, using the same surgical procedure.

It sounds scary. It is scary. When they are inside clothing or bags, you can easily detect PETN using scanners or chemical test swabs.But the report says that these bombs would be almost impossible to detect when they are inside a body... unless you install human body scanners at airports.

And that's when things get oddly convenient for some companies, pushing hard for the installation of not-so-effective airport body scanners. Just in the middle of the debate, which has rights and privacy watchers pup in arms, here's a report that says that the only way to stop these highly dangerous naughty bits are body scanners.
I don't doubt that MI5's intentions are good this time—even while they weren't good at all back in the ramping up of misinformation before the Iraq invasion—but there's something here that smells a bit fishy. Actually, really fishy, since the "terrorism expert" quoted by the Sun and Fox News is none other than Joseph Farah, publisher of World Net Daily, Rush Limbaugh collaborator, and well known for questioning President Obama's origins. In other words, an extremist douchebag. [The Sun via Fox News and Wikipedia]
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What do you think about this?

exploding tits?

that's interesting to say the least.

I know and scary.

Stupid female terrorist being so sneaky and unsuspecting.

They say the body scanners should be able to tell but that is kinda controversial.

i still dont understand why someone would want to be a suicide bomber

i mean...why wouldnt you want to be alive to make sure all your hardwork changes things? if you are dead, how can you change the world?

I think they think that they go to heaven so I guess they want to go soon?

Regardless they go to hell and are fucking stupid.

Yeah, terrorists and suicide bombers get fed the bullshit line "Your family will be taken care of and you'll go straight to Heaven." It's bs all around, and it's sad that people go along with it.

Exploding tits reminds me of that robot chick from Austin Powers that had bullets shootin' out her chest. xD!

Vengenz wrote:: Exploding tits reminds me of that robot chick from Austin Powers that had bullets shootin' out her chest. xD!

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Why would anyone want to ruin something as nice as a pair tits???? Things are just going too far now, and I WON'T have this shit!!! It's time to take stand! TANK AND THE SUPER SKANKS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL

That pic is awesome!

I always liked the blue ranger the best.

Good times...

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