Top 5 Most Dumbass Storylines in Wrestling Games

There's been a lot of just stupid ass storylines that never make sense in these one year behind games.

Here are my Top 5.

5. Suicide...Just Suicide.

4. Kurt Angle doesn't like Tag Team Wrestling so he completely abolishes the entire Tag Team
Division and you lose your titles.

3. Eric Bischoff resurrects Andre The Giant so he can help you get back into the WWE and the match isn't even televised. If I was a dead wrestler, just leave me alone Eric! I don't care about that jobber!

2. The whole inspiration for this thread....
Vince McMahon dresses your Created Wrestler like an 80's Mullet Man.
The biggest slap in the face to all wrestling game fans.
To make it worse it crashes the PSP version if you use let's say Teen Titans Robin with a big head and small limbs when you when the Royal Rumble.
And to make that even worse after Santino steals your clothes and you have to wrestle as a chicken you have to change you entire moveset to preset1 or it freakin' crashes!
That totally defeats the purpose of making a created wrestler!
And to top that off, your created wrestler is a douche bag!
And one more thing, your created wrestler actually gives up his Wrestlemania title shot he won from the Rumble in his rookie year just to face McMahon and either put him through a table or dress him like a chicken.

But as f*ckin' stupid as that was, there is a storyline so offensive that it gets the #1 spot

1. Stephanie McMahon wants to help you get back at Vince for firing you so she makes you try to DESTROY WRESTLEMANIA!!!!! THAT'S F'N BLASPHEMY in a game called WRESTLEMANIA!

Steph should be personally offended!

She has you breaking WM signs at the mall so no one will know about Wrestlemania and no one will come. Top 5 Most Dumbass Storylines in Wrestling Games F-a-i-l

Top 5 Most Dumbass Storylines in Wrestling Games F-a-i-l

Then she has you murdering honest hard working construction workers by throwing them off buildings....well I forgot why. Top 5 Most Dumbass Storylines in Wrestling Games F-a-i-l

Oh gosh I can't even remember any stupid game storylines except maybe the Natalya/Mickie one from last year's game? :ewwa:

The Andre the Giant one was pretty dumb too.

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1: There was a mini storyline in SVR 2007? You have a Triple Threat match for the WWE title against Chris Masters and Trish Stratus; only to have Trish win the match and become the new WWE champion. Now I got excited because I thought it meant that chicks could win the titles held by men in the games, especially when you play as Mickie and win the title back from Trish. Sadly, you don't even get a chance to celebrate before Stephanie McMahon decides to strip Mickie of the title because she "there's only room for one dominant diva in the WWE" and it's her. Heffa, you ain't no Diva! You're just the boss' daughter!

Judging by that other storylines involving Steph, even in the video games she's running on bitch mode. Top 5 Most Dumbass Storylines in Wrestling Games Icon_mad

2: I know that they video game programmers couldn't help it, but still, it was creepy as hell to play a storyline in one of the SVR games where you fight Eddie Guerrero over Undertaker's stole urn. It ends in a Buried Alive match against Eddie.

3: Who ran over Teddy Long.

I also memmer always having to join Evolution or The Ministry against your will. Doesn't my alien get a say?

Lol Sticky that one about ressurecting Andre is so lame...So glad I didn't ever play that, though it woulda been funny.

That Stephanie 1 about destroying wrestlemania actually makes sense- destroying what the game stands for in a finale is perfect!

The stupidest one I remember playing was Candice and her magic wand, where she turned my caw into a woman.

Still why murder people?

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candice michelle turns your guy into a chick, wtf?

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Too bad we couldn't grab that wand from her and change her into what she looked like before all the surgeries.

Rated X "UNAMERICAN" wrote:: The stupidest one I remember playing was Candice and her magic wand, where she turned my caw into a woman.

i actually loved that storyline. Esp when you use Kurt Angle and he turns into a woman and he talks about how he's a "perfect 10" Top 5 Most Dumbass Storylines in Wrestling Games 773246

Top 5 Most Dumbass Storylines in Wrestling Games 773246

last yrs. game the CAW RtoWM where ur CAW has to wrestle in shitty attires and the chicken suit.

I was going to say I loved that candice story line too, I thought it was funny. I thought the one with Undertaker turning Santino into a zombie was pretty lame.

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Already said but the caw wearing a chicken suit and that weird freaky attire that at first reminded me of Shawn Micheals & Marty Jannetty attire, lol.

Why they never put the Katie Vick angle in a game is beyond even MY reasoning.

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