And The 2011 Gooker Nominees Are:

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/gooker2010.html

On with your nominees!

- Abyss & The Magical Hall of Fame Ring: So Abyss becomes a Hulkamaniac, and the Hulkster is so overjoyed that he gives the guy his WWE Hall of Fame ring. This ring gives Abyss SUPER POWERS. Imagine Zan from the Wonder Twins with no Jana. Pretty much the same thing. Only somehow lamer. Yes, lamer than Zan, Jana, and Gleek. Consider that for a moment.

- Edge Kidnaps Paul Bearer: So one night on Raw, Edge decides to decry the rampant stupidity in today's WWE. He further shows his rage by being in an angle in which he kidnaps Kane's father, Paul Bearer, and transports him from arena to arena. Maybe he got out the bacon grease and a shoe horn and put him in the overhead compartment on the plane. Oh, yeah, and did I mention Edge was supposed to be the good guy in the feud?

- The NEW Monday Night War: TNA decides to go head to head with Raw on Monday Nights, and gets ready by hiring Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, Ric Flair, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam. Sounds good so far, right? Oh, did I mention they also brought in the Nasty Boys, Scott Hall, and Bubba the Love Sponge? Not sounding so good now? Wait, it gets worse. Now add in two months of the most absurd, non-sensical storylines imaginable. Is there any wonder why the so-called "war" ended within two months of it starting?

- Hornswoggle versus DX Featuring the Little People's Court: It seems every year this guy gets nominated, and we certainly couldn't leave him off the ballot when we saw Shawn Michaels and Triple H crawl under the ring and find themselves knee deep in a midget judicial system. Ha ha ha! Maybe we should just rename this thing the Hornswoggle! (And yes, we are aware this took place largely in 2009...it came in too late for voting last year, and ain't no way this thing isn't getting nominated!)

- Orlando Jordan: For the record, let it be known that we here at WrestleCrap.com have nothing against people who are gay. You're bi-sexual? That's fine too. All we ask is that you don't parade around spraying your chest with white goo that looks like jizz on national television. As a bonus, if this wins, I'll also include, at no additional charge, his partnership with Eric Young, who knows that Orlando is bi. Bi-POLAR, that is! Oh what wackiness!

- THEY Are Coming!: I'm going to try to explain this, but I am sure I will fail miserably. Abyss keeps telling everyone that THEY are coming. No one knows who THEY are, and no one seems to care. Eventually, THEY are revealed to be Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan and THEY are taking over TNA from Dixie Carter, which leads to her being the most annoying wrestling female since the heyday of Stephanie McMahon. A winner is not you.

- John Cena Gets "Fired": From the "This Started Good and Should Have Ended Good But Sure the Hell Didn't" file comes this storyline, in which John Cena is fired by Nexus for failing to deliver the WWE title to Wade Barrett. And it would have been great, except, despite being fired, Cena just showed up every single week on Raw without fail to pummel Nexus. Imagine getting fired from Burger King, and then just showing up every day anyway, beating up your co-workers during your "shift". That's what this was.

- Linda for Senate & Stand Up for WWE: God bless America and all that jazz, but heaven help our country if Vince McMahon is anywhere near our government! Wait, that sounds like me looking down on World Wrestling Entertainment...so why don't you STAND UP FOR WWE and tell the earth how great this company is?

- NXT Season 3: Yet another idea that started off ok, but quickly ran into the ground. The first season of NXT led to some memorable moments, including Daniel Bryan and Miz confrontations. Season 2 had...ummmm...Husky Harris? Season 3 had a giant woman who vanished. Then the show did the same thing from SyFy. But you COULD watch it on WWE.com. Which no one did, of course.

- Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon: How could this one possibly miss? Two of the greatest performers ever with a real-life grudge over a decade in the making. Put them in the ring and you get...one of the worst matches in years. And Vince thought he'd be a BABYFACE coming out of this!
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