The 2011 Gooker Nominees Are. . . .

Subject: The 2011 Gooker Nominees Are. . . . Fri 20 Jan 2012, 6:48 am

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What was the Worst of 2011?

Joker Sting with His WATCH BIRD

Angelina & Winter Druggie/Lesbo Relationship

All Things Michael Cole

WWE "Walkout"

Mystery GM...That Was Just Dropped

Sting vs. Hardy: TNA Disaster

WWE Twitter Madness

Has it been 12 months already? Why yes, yes it has, and that means just one thing - it's time to start the voting for the 2011 GOOKER AWARD!

Since 2000, we here at the Crap have been in charge of what is, without question, without hyperbole, with the good Lord above as my witness and I am NOT making this up, the single most least prestigious award in wrestling, and that is the one that names the single worst character or storyline of the past year. So without any further adieu, your nominess are...

• Joker Sting with WATCHBIRD: 2011 saw the legendary Sting deciding he needed to reinvent himself. It also apparently saw him watching The Dark Knight. Throw both those ideas in a blender, hit puree, and you have THE NEW STING! But he didn't come alone, as he now had a bird. A bird that could watch men like Eric Bischoff and cause them to recoil in total and utter fear. I should also note this bird wasn't a vulture or a raven or anything. I think it may have been a starling. Or a pigeon. It wasn't scary, though, that much I do know.

• Winter & Angelina Love: So Winter drugs Angelina Love and she then becomes a zombie, a lesbian love zombie I think. Then Winter quits giving Angelina Love drugs, and Angelina just remains a lesbian love zombie. OH! And Angelina still needs a sandwich.

• All Things Michael Cole: Where to even begin with this? From his horrible commentary to his matches with JR that should have been great but wound up being insufferable to his burials of Daniel Bryan to...well...everything else he did in 2011. Kinda hope this doesn't win, I'd have so much to write about it would take me until 3011 to finish the induction.

• The WWE "Walkout": So Hunter shows up after Vince gets nixed, and tells him "I love you, Pops" in what may have been the single stupidest line of 2011. In fact, I dare go so far and say if the Gooker could be award to four words of dialogue, it would be to that and the Gooker could then be retired forever. Where was I? Oh yea, so Hunter shows up after Vince gets nixed and is named the new CEO or GM or something. He does a really boring job, and everyone wants him to leave, so they stage a walkout. Then they just show up again, like nothing ever happened. Sound horrible? Duh, why do you think it's up for the Gooker?

• The Mystery GM...That Was Just Dropped: Ah yes, the stupid computer that was the anonymous Raw GM. For months, everyone guessed who it could be, and how that person would be revealed. And in the end we found out the GM was...well, we never found out. The computer just stopped showing up and was almost never spoken of again. On the plus side, for once WWE didn't disappoint us with a lame ending to a storyline. But having no ending at all isn't really worthy of praise, is it?

• Sting vs. Hardy: TNA Title Match Disaster: What a stellar encounter these two had at Victory Road. With the TNA title on the line, Jeff showed up in no condition to perform, and a scant 1:28 later, Sting was your new champion. We all figured this would be the end of Jeff Hardy in TNA, but come on...we should have known better by now, right?

• WWE Twitter Madness: Though we fear this could be up for nomination for the next 20 years (or until Twitter dies a boring death ala MySpace, which might happen next week for all we know), this would be the initial foray for WWE to expound to us the virtues of TWITTER, and TRENDING, and all that crap. Probably wouldn't have been so horrible if the company didn't mention it every, oh, 20 seconds, but then again, that's why it's so annoying. Annoying enough to win the Gooker? You tell us!

And there you have it! So whatcha think? Can TNA win back to back Gookers? Can WWE regain the 'crown'? Time for YOU to make the call!

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Who will you vote for?

Subject: Re: The 2011 Gooker Nominees Are. . . . Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:29 pm

They're all such good choices. It's hard to choose.

Subject: Re: The 2011 Gooker Nominees Are. . . . Fri 20 Jan 2012, 4:42 pm

Because I'm a Diva/Knockout fan, I would vote for Winter/Angelina.

I don't know what happened with the rest, really.

Subject: Re: The 2011 Gooker Nominees Are. . . . Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:35 pm

I think Cole totally deserves this.

He has been annoying and a times completely unbearable for a year+..

Sting/Hardy was very bad however that was only one night while Cole is on wwe tv at least 2x a week..

Subject: Re: The 2011 Gooker Nominees Are. . . . Sun 22 Jan 2012, 1:37 am

going with Cole on this one.

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