Why Are You Single?

What's your excuse reason?

not single currently but every time i have been single it's because guys and girls get bored with me.

then they start cheating

Because my last boyfriend was fucking insane.

And I'm quiet happy being single.

because my last bf had anger issues.

Venom you'd be a great gf.

Held myself down to a series of morals and self-regulations that by the time I realized they were hurting me, my teen years blew by and I missed out on many a opportunity afterwards. Since my mental awakening, I've been reestablishing myself as a different individual and ridding myself of the one I was prior.

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

Venom you'd be a great gf.

Why don't dudes think so!

Party Poison wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

Venom you'd be a great gf.

Why don't dudes think so!

I do but that doesn't help you either.

Party Poison wrote:

Fun Ghoul wrote:

Party Poison wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

Venom you'd be a great gf.

Why don't dudes think so!

I do but that doesn't help you either.

If only you were Frank and I was Gerard lmao

Yeah, we could leave our wives and get together.

Creeeeeepyyyyyyy gif.

Party Poison wrote:

Fun Ghoul wrote:

Party Poison wrote:

Fun Ghoul wrote:

Party Poison wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

Venom you'd be a great gf.

Why don't dudes think so!

I do but that doesn't help you either.

If only you were Frank and I was Gerard lmao

Yeah, we could leave our wives and get together.

Let's go.

*tries to turn into Frank*

*Fails*

DAMN YOU UNIVERSE!

I blame the Illuminati.

ϟticky aka Oz-Fest wrote:

I blame the Illuminati.

Might as well.

I am Frank, damnit. Yes I am.

Cocaine is a powerful drug *chuckles*

What's a 'Frank and Gerald'??

Bitches Be HATIN!! wrote:

What's a 'Frank and Gerald'??

Gerard.

They are from My Chemical Romance.

they're lovers????

Because im fat and ugly

I don't believe that at all, Keri. So delete that shit and give me a REAL reason!

Bitches Be HATIN!! wrote:

they're lovers????

Only in my dreams/fantasies.

Princess Keri *Anya* wrote:

Because im fat and ugly

So it's opposite day where you live?

Some of you speak lunacy. *2 Vs and a K*

The Name Mr. Dashing wrote:

Some of you speak lunacy. *2 Vs and a K*

tell that to our ex's lol

Ohh NCD, that's shady lol. I would have just capitalized the first initial of their name.

The Name Mr. Dashing wrote:

Some of you speak lunacy. *2 Vs and a K*

I have no idea what you are talking about.

LMAO!!!! How did U not get it??

Bitches Be HATIN!! wrote:

LMAO!!!! How did U not get it??

I have an idea what V stands for but no idea what K stands for.

Party Poison wrote:

Fun Ghoul wrote:

Bitches Be HATIN!! wrote:

LMAO!!!! How did U not get it??

I have an idea what V stands for but no idea what K stands for.

Keri begins with a K...lmao!

Things need to be spelled out for us simple minded folk.

My bad, dude.

How is that shady, Tank?

I'm Single Cause I Ain't Looking in if they want me they Can Find Me , Plus my Past Relationship is reason i'm Single eh

I'm single because most girls I know have other men in their sights. Quite often I'm up there, but not quite close enough.

Also, my closest female friend has stated time and time again when other people have suggested that we were together that will will never be anything more than good friends.

^and I would've told her the same shit jsut to make sure she knows we're both crystal-clear

Another reason why I'm single is because I'm not actively looking for the typical relationship, I'm pretty much just looking for ass, a cuddy buddy I guess, and hope I can find a chick I can be cool with and hang with; I don't want the 'boyfriend/girlfriend' titles to complicate and ruin things.

Because seemingly i'm no ones type.

I won't say i put myself out there, but i've tried. I think simply because everyone seems to be only looking for sex and i don't want that is why it hasn't worked out for me. And i've been scared of being laughed at.

Dunno, it never seemed like anyone has ever been interested....soo i asumed i'm not interesting enough. Soooo i've given up and will die at 45 all alone.

H.A.T.E.R.S. wrote:

Because seemingly i'm no ones type.

I won't say i put myself out there, but i've tried. I think simply because everyone seems to be only looking for sex and i don't want that is why it hasn't worked out for me. And i've been scared of being laughed at.

Dunno, it never seemed like anyone has ever been interested....soo i asumed i'm not interesting enough. Soooo i've given up and will die at 45 all alone.

I'm just like that.

When I do look for someone, it is full of "Let's hook up" and shit like that.

No, I don't want to hook up with you. I want to get to know you, I want to see if I could spend my life with you. I don't want a short time of pleasure.

Well meh i've given up on it all.

If no one shows interest....I'll just be alone until i'm 40.

what's happens when you turn 41?

If Vix is still single, we'd get married

I completely disagree with that decision and I plan on protesting at the wedding!

Bitches Be HATIN!! wrote:

I completely disagree with that decision and I plan on protesting at the wedding!

Why?

Because I never received an invite

But nothing is set in stone until my 40th B-Day

Party Poison wrote:

H.A.T.E.R.S. wrote:

Well meh i've given up on it all.

If no one shows interest....I'll just be alone until i'm 40.

This is what friends are for. I have pacts with a few people that if we're single and alone at 30, we're getting married.

30 seems to close for me.

My aunt was going to go lesbo with her best friend at 45