What Jeff Hardy thinks of rehab and his drug problem

found this on wrestlezone, quite a lol read. its about whether or not hed issue an apology live on camera

Quote :

What Jeff might say: "I made a mistake. Everybody makes mistakes."
What Jeff really means: "I thought I could get away with gettin' shit-faced before a PPV against that AARP surfer dude."


What Jeff might say: "I have a drug problem."
What Jeff really means: "I don't have a drug problem."


What Jeff might say: "I've been at home sorting things out."
What Jeff really means: "I was chillin' at home, gettin' my shit together."


What Jeff might say: "I feel I can handle my problem with the help and support of my family."
What Jeff really means: "I ain't going to no fuckin' rehab."


What Jeff might say: "I will maintain the high standards that my employer requires of me."
What Jeff really means: "If TNA drug tests me again, I fuckin' quit."


What Jeff might say: "I apologize for letting down my fans, family and friends."
What Jeff really means: "One Swanton Bomb and you Internet assholes will forget about the whole thing."


What Jeff might say: "I look to the future."
What Jeff really means: "Lie down and spread your legs for me, Dixie."