American Horror BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This show fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So as you all know my future baby daddy Zachary had a guest spot on this show, so I thought I'd check it out to see what all the fuss was about, and this show is nothing more than an over-rated piece of monkey shit!

First of all that little ugly retarded bitch, I don't remember her name nor do I care to remember it, so we're just going to refer to her as, "Fucked Face Retard". So this little bitch breaks into the main character's house and tell the wife that she's going to die, and instead of beating her motherfucking ass for breaking into her house, the mom just stands there looking stupid, until Fucked Face Retard's mom comes in and threatens the owner of the house.

Now this is where the first problem comes in at, for me, because hunny if that little ugly bitch broke until MY damn house, I would still be beating her ass up and down the damn kitchen, I wish a bitch would!

Then we move on to the house keeper, now this is where the writers clearly went to sleep, because as an audience are we really suppose to believe that when the Mom looks at her she sees an old lady, but when the father looks at her he sees a hot piece of ass, and NEITHER one of them has discussed this with the other one?? Because when she's old she has a fucked up eye, but when she's young she's super hot and sluttly! You mean to tell me that the mother hasn't said anything about that damn eye?? REALLY?!?!?

And why do these people never lock their got damn doors!?!?!??! They've had like 14 random people just stroll into their fucking house and not once have they tried to lock one door!!!!

I swear if my husband wasn't in this show I would not be watching it! This shit sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have any of you watched this tomfoolery??? I want everyone in this show to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Never watched it.

Okay, so I've watched more episodes and I understand the characters a little bit more, like now I know why the father keeps waking up in the same spot on the lawn, and I gotta admit the reason why was kinda smart, but the show still sucks ass to me.

The characters are so fucking stupid, they all seem to lack common sense and everyone on this show seems to find new ways to annoy me.There's not one person on this show that I find myself rooting for, and that's bad in a horror movie/show, there should always be one person in the series that you hope survives and this show just doesn't have one for me.

I keep praying that it gets better and so far that doesn't seem like it's going to happen, but I'm not going to give up, there's only 12 episodes and I'm going to try to get through them all.