Segment 1
Brooke Tessmacher vs Kaitlyn vs Melina vs Natalya :
Kaitlyn strikes Melina. Kaitlyn hits Melina. Cover for a two count.
Kaitlyn hits a stump piledriver on Melina, although it was quite weak in
its execution. Melina counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the
face. Kaitlyn takes a right hand to the temple from Melina. Hooks the
leg for a two count. Weak bodyslam by Melina. Hooks the leg for a two
count. Kaitlyn kicks Melina in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kaitlyn
strikes Brooke Tessmacher. Kaitlyn tags out to Brooke Tessmacher. Brooke
hits a spinning back kick. Brooke Tessmacher uses a running dropkick
into the corner. Face crusher from Brooke on Melina. Brooke Tessmacher
blasts Melina with a rather-less-than-super kick. Cover, but there's a
last second kick-out. Tag between Brooke Tessmacher and Natalya. Natalya
snap suplexes Melina...with authority! ('With authority', trademark
G.Monsoon 1986.) Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Melina. Misawa
approves i'm sure. There's a two count on the pin. Big dropkick by
Natalya, who got good elevation. Hooks the leg for a two count. Melina
takes a quick lariat. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tag to Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn DDTs Natalya, although it was hardly executed with pin-point
precision. Kaitlyn with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on
Natalya. Lame kick from Kaitlyn. Natalya counters an avalanche with a
raised foot to the face. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of
Kaitlyn. Misawa approves i'm sure. Natalya floors Kaitlyn.
Sharpshooter!!! Kaitlyn taps out! I'm going to give this a ** rating
because i'm in a generous mood.
Segment 2 
Jacqueline - 'Coming up next you have your classic form friends turned foe match.'
Ivory - 'Kinda similar to us back in the day, one day we were friends the next we were at eachothers throats.'
Jacuqeline - 'More memory lane trips really?'
Ivory - 'Sigh your right, up next we have former Beautiful People Angelina Love taking on Velvet Sky. Keep it on ABC'
Segment 3 
Angelina Love vs Velvet Sky :
Kick from Angelina Love to the leg. Velvet Sky backdrops Angelina Love
out of a piledriver attempt. Angelina takes a kick to the chest, and
staggers back. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is
down. Flying knee to the face from Velvet Sky. Is it Mutoh Appreciation
Night? Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Angelina Love
reverses a hip toss. Angelina hits an arm drag on Velvet Sky. Back heel
kick from Angelina on Velvet Sky. Cover for a two count. Angelina face
jams Velvet Sky. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Velvet Sky ducks a
clothesline attempt. Back heel kick from Velvet Sky on Angelina. Pinfall
attempt gets a 2.9999. Angelina Love fights out of a grapple. Velvet
Sky is in trouble. Lights Out!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Angelina Love climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she
celebrates her victory I'll give it a *1\2 rating.
Segment 4
Lita is backstage in her office when LayCool burst through the door.
Michelle - 'I want a rematch'
Lita - 'I'm sorry what?'
Michelle - 'From last week, I got screwed over, you all saw it they cheated so that I wouldn't win'
Layla - 'Yeah they cheated!!'
Lita - 'Oh dear well I looked over the match and you seem to have lost
fair and square, so sorry you will not be getting another chance at the
title.'
Layla - 'That is totally not fair'
Lita - 'I tell you what, since I am rather busy and am not in the mood
to be dealing with you two. I will tell you what wouldn't be fair, and
that would be taking you Layla, out of your qualifying match. So either
you shut up and compete or you keep talking and get removed. Whats it to
be?'
Layla - 'Ah.....ummmmmm.'
Lita - 'Just what I thought.'
Michelle - 'Hey don't talk to Lay like that!'
Lita - 'Ah thank you for reminding me. Michelle since you are dying to
compete here tonight, and you want to redeem yourself for being
embarassed last week. How about tonight you go find your nicest bikini
and head to the ring, Because you are going to be facing Tiffany in a
bikini contest!'
Michelle - 'What are you kidding me!, I wrestle I don't strip.'
Lita - 'Well it looks like you will tonight, now get the hell out of my office.'
Segment 5
Maryse Ouellet vs Roxxi Lavoux :
Maryse strikes Roxxi. Maryse Ouellet gets hip tossed by Roxxi. Roxxi
Lavoux powers out of a Maryse headlock. Big dropkick by Roxxi Lavoux,
who got good elevation. Badly executed second rope splash by Maryse. Pin
: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Maryse Ouellet takes a knee lift from Roxxi. Roxxi
walks into a trip. Maryse whips Roxxi into the corner. Roxxi Lavoux
ducks a corner clothesline and whips Maryse Ouellet in for a hard
clothesline to follow-up. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Roxxi held that
one for ages. Maryse hits a quick kick on Roxxi. Roxxi counters an
avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Roxxi Lavoux strikes Maryse.
Maryse is in trouble. Here it comes - Bimbo Plant. 1....2...3, it's
finished. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
Segment 6
So Cal Val is in the back waiting for Roxxi, to try and get a quick interview.
SCV - 'Hi guys and gals, I am standing here waiting to try and get a
word with the winner of the last bout Roxxi Lavoux. Here she comes now,
Roxxi, Roxxi can I just get a quick word?'
Roxxi appears on screen and just stares at SCV
SCV - 'So erm Roxxi how do you feel about your victory here tonight?'
Roxxi continues to stare
SCV - 'Ok....how about your thoughts on who should win the World title. And will you be making a challenge for it?'
Roxxi laughs, in a rather creepy way, and walks off.
SCV - 'Erm well I guess lets take it back to the ring'
Segment 7
Up first is Tiffany
- Spoiler:
Now we have Michelle McCool
- Spoiler:
The judge listens to the crowd reaction and then declares Tiffany the
winner. She celebrates while Michelle McCool stands in the corner
looking furious, embarrassed twice in two weeks.
Segment 8 
We head to the back where Jazz is warming up for her upcoming match against Sweet Saraya. Natalya interrupts the warm up.
Natalya - 'Well, well, well if it isn't the old timer herself, preparing for a match against the other older timer.'
Jazz - 'Is that really the best you can come up with? What do you really want to talk to me about?'
Natalya - 'Oh I am just wishing you good luck in your match tonight and
want to make sure your full ready, wouldn'y want you getting injured now
would we? Because that would be awful if you had to pull out of Full
Force.'
Jazz - 'Oh don't worry I don't intend on pulling out, I intend on winning.'
Natalya 'Ah sweet love your age must be affecting your brain cells. I
wouldn'y worry about winning, just about surviving, your looking at the
winner right here!'
Jazz - 'Well I guess we shall see.'
Jazz walks off the head to the ring.
Segment 9
Jazz vs Sweet Saraya :
Sweet Saraya snap suplexes Jazz, and somewhere Dynamite Kid groans at
that crappy execution. Jazz tastes a spinning neckbreaker from Saraya.
Jazz takes a back suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sweet Saraya
uses an armbreaker to take Jazz down. There's a two count on the pin.
Sweet Saraya gets taken down out of nowhere. Lame kick from Jazz. Cover
for a two count. Powerslam from Jazz on Saraya. Saraya powers out of a
headlock. Chin crusher by Sweet Saraya, the execution wasn't great
though. Sweet Saraya gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as
well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Sweet Saraya remains in
the ring, celebrating the victory. I'll give it a **1\2 rating.
MAIN EVENT 
Layla vs Molly Holly vs Sara Del Rey vs Tara :
Del Rey bodyslams Layla. Sara Del Rey with a spinning neckbreaker on
Layla. There's a two count on the pin. Layla ducks a clothesline
attempt. Tag between Layla and Tara. Sara Del Rey takes a right hand to
the temple from Tara. Sara Del Rey charges, Tara moves, and the referee
is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tara scores with a crappy
looking standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still
out. Running clothesline from Tara, sloppily done. Del Rey pushes out of
a Tara hold. Tag between Sara Del Rey and Molly Holly. Back heel kick
from Molly on Tara, missed by miles. Tara takes a chop from Molly. Tara
fights out of a grapple. Right hand from Tara on Molly. Tara turns Molly
inside-out with a clothesline. Tag between Tara and Sara Del Rey. Rude
Awakening on Molly Holly by Del Rey. Sara Del Rey scores with a big
spinebuster. Molly Holly can barely stand. Royal Butterfly! 1....2....3.
**1\2 rating for a decent contest.
Segment 11Sara Del Rey is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Sweet Saraya, who
grabs a chair from ringside as she hits the ring. Del Rey turns, and
gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Sara Del Rey gets knocked to the
ground by Saraya. Knightmare!!! Sara Del Rey goes limp! Sweet Saraya
raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Del Rey,
causing her to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head
of Sara Del Rey, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing
her wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help
Sara Del Rey as Sweet Saraya exits via the crowd.
S1 - 6.3
S2 - 8.3
S3 - 6.1
S4 - 8.2
S5 - 5.9
S6 - 7.2
S7 - 7.6
S8 - 7.4
S9 - 7.1
MAIN EVENT - 6.9
S11 - 7.3
Overall - 7.0
