introducing my weekly KO rant, and yes Serial you may use this as a Smiley testing ground.
Awesome Kong:
- Just lately we've seen her have the last word with everything and at Sacrifice the match was boring and Kong could've easily kicked out of that pin and in no way did we wanna see her big black minge when she was being pinned that made me puke.
Also TNA seem to be overrating Kong a little bit, she doesn't frighten anyone with her cheesy gimmick, hopefuly Victoria once she's moved on from Angelina and the rest of Mi Pi Sexy can go after Kong and lose miserably.
Angelina Love:
- She's hot, She kicks ass in the ring & She's the Knockout Champion, what more could you ask for, Angelina is the perfect Knockout she's way better than Velvet or Madison will ever be!
I don't know what it is but i can't take my eyes off of her when she's in the ring she just has this knack of drawing my attention,
(for two reasons) even though it's fake she sells her moves well and those elbows she gives look painful... I wouldn't wanna be in the ring with her no way, unless i was managing her which will never happen
, anyway we all saw how well she did at Sacrifice this past Sunday and she sold that Implant buster well at the end.
Christy Hemme:
- When is she coming back... we have no idea and will she get another title shot? I'm hoping they bring her in slowly because her ring rust will be of epic proportions and Hemme imo isn't really that good, she's TNA's version of Candice Michelle, they both suck in the ring and they both wear too much make up.
Daffney:
- It's a shame she lost Sacrifice to that cow Taylor, i mean really she coulda kicked out of that and the monsters ball was a dissapointment, I was looking forward to it too, anyways enough about that shitty match and onto the woman at hand... Daffney, there's something about her that is strangely alluring and she is just sexy with all that make up on, she totally kicks ass in the ring and she looks good, who knows, can we picture Daffney with the title at all?
Hopefuly we see alot more of her in the future in she's really improving in the ring, I hope she doesn't end up misused like Jillian or Natalya.
Jenna Morasca:
- I like her actually I like her attitude and the fact she hates Sharmell, if they ever get into a catfight my money's on Jenna winning.
Lauren:
- I'm really impressed with her acting lately and I hate Dr. Stevie now for pushing her like that poor Lauren but it's a shame Taylor didn't get slammed on those tacks I was literally chanting "tacks tacks tacks" then Dr. Stevie pushes Lauren and I didn't give a shit about Taylor then so long as Stevie got tacked instead... which he did So i was happy.
Madison:
- We've seen her job ever since she came to TNA when are they gonna give her a match where she'll actually win for once, I mean really nobody jobs that many times without winning at least once.
ODB:
- TNA is seriously misusing ODB and they bought Victoria in so why not let ODB go loose on her at least it'll give ODB something to do rather than do housematcehs all the time
Raisha Saeed:
- we've all seen her fight and we know she kicks ass and I like the way she blocked Angelina at Sacrifice and having Kong crahing into you must hurt, she sells her moves well in the ring, and she's always coming up with something new to show us, hopefuly she'll have a long history with TNA and hopefuly we'll see more of her in the ring rather than outside it.
Rhaka Khan:
- I ain't even gonna bother talking about her because she got Roxxi fired so uh uh no way not happening.
Sojo Bolt:
- Sojo Bolt is a good wrestler but she's awkward and tends to fuck up some of the moves she does, but apart from that she's a good wrestler and she's not the best looking but she's better than some things I've seen believe me.
Taylor Wilde:
- I have to give it to her she's good in the ring but does she have to be such a goody goody with it, sure her title reign was short and pathetic and she lost the belt really cheaply to Awesome Kong but it doesn't matter, she looks good in the ring and she kicks ass but for some reason I find it really hard to get into her and follow her in the ring she just jumps around and makes things look easy it's boring now.
Velvet Sky:
- Velvet didn't sell her implant busters very well in her last stretcher match against Kong, she was awful TNA doesn't really make her look good in the ring at all, she isn't anyway but they could give her more of a chance to suceed in wrestling.