"Warriors" diss towards Hogan

i read this on a myspace blog....its not THE Warrior...but its someone posing as him and this is funny as fuck

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"I Porked Brooke" Official Ho Kogan Diss!!
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Category: Music
YO ITS MC WARRIOR WITH ANOTHA SICK ASS RHYME, THIS TIME WARRIOR IS THROWIN FLAMES AT THAT OLD PIECE OF SHIT, HO KOGAN. THIS IS A NEW TRACK OFF MC WARRIOR'S DEBUT ALBUM CALLED "WARRIOR'S WIZDOM" IT'S AN OFFICIAL HO KOGAN DISS TRACK TITLED "I PORKED BROOKE"



YO ALL THE WARRIORS IN THE HOUSE, PAINT YOUR FACE, PAINT YOUR FACE
ALL THE WARRIORS IN THE HOUSE, STUFF YOUR NOSE, STUFF YOUR NOSE...

HERE ME FLOW....

FUCK HO KOGAN, YOUR A MOTHERFUCKIN PRICK AND YOUR WHORE DAUGHTER.. SHE GOT MY DICK SICK, FUCKIN HERPES ON MY LIPS, ULTIMATE SEMEN ON HER TITS, MOTHERFUCKING RAZOR BURN ON THE WARRIOR'S ARMPITS! SO I MEET THIS BITCH SHE SAYS HER NAME WAS BROOKE, WHEN I REALIZED WHO SHE WAS THE WARRIOR GOT SHOOK. SHE GAVE ME THE LOOK THEN IT WAS MY DICK SHE TOOK.. THE ULTIMATE FOOT AS SHE CALLS IT AND FIVE MINUTES LATER SHE WAS CRAWLING TOWARDS IT. SO I STUFFED IT IN HER FACE AND SAID "YO, HOWS THE ULTIMATE DICK TASTE" SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY LOOK AND I SCREAM "FUCK YOU BROOKE" I BECAME VIOLENT AND ANGRY AND BEGAN POUNDING HER ANALLY. SHE SCREAMING THAT IM BETTER THAN HER DADDY AND I'M PORKING AWAY, PUFFING ON A FATTY. I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE, THE WARRIOR WAS ABOUT TO BLOW HIS LOAD! THEN HER PHONE RANG AND THE WARRIOR ANSWERED... IT WAS HO KOGAN SAYING BROOKE'S DOG WAS DYING OF CANCER!! SO WARRIOR THROW THE PHONE AT THE FUCKING WALL AND BEGAN POUNDING HER FACE WITH HIS ULTIMATE BALLS!! THE WARRIOR PULLED HIS FIST BACK AND GAVE THE ULTIMATE DONKEY PUNCH, TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD AND I HEARD A CRUNCH! POOR BITCH WAS BLOODY BUT THE WARRIOR WAS ABOUT TO BLOW HIS NUTTY, SO HE TURNED HER AROUND AND DELIVERED THE SPIDER MAN - SHE GASPED FOR AIR AS I SPLOOGED IN HER HAIR, THEN I SAID " YO BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE" I KICKED HER ASS OUT AND AIRED THE ROOM OUT. I CALLED HO KOGAN AND I SAID I FUCKED BROOKE HOGAN, HE STARTED CRYING AND SHIT, ASKING WHY I DID IT. "FUCK YOU HO HOGAN, I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A MINUTE!

I PORKED BROOKE, I PORKED BROOKE.. I'M MC WARRIOR AND I PORKED BROOKE..
HELL YEAH NIGGAS, MC WARRIOR 2009 COMING ATCHA. FEEL THE POWER AND FEEL THE FLOW, CUZ PRETTY SOON I MAY BE FUCKING YOU, YOU KNOW?

ALWAYS BELIEVE, MC WARRIOR.

lmao WTF is that?

i should buy the cd lol

lmao, its some noob posing as Warrior....if it was really him id buy all his shit

LMAO!

That's hilarious right there. Keep these kinda things coming Dead.

We need Reymon14 to do an Ultimate Warrior impression. BOOK IT!

That, that is something that I would almost pay to see.