What If: John Cena knocked on your door asking for directions

what would you do?

I'd give him direction to the worst part of town, somewhere where I know he'd get his ass whooped, maybe even shot....... ok that was wrong, but fuck him.

I wouldnt even answer the door

Complex Tank wrote:

I'd give him direction to the worst part of town, somewhere where I know he'd get his ass whooped, maybe even shot....... ok that was wrong, but fuck him.

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

I wouldnt even answer the door

aww that's so mean.



I must be the only one on the forum who wouldnt try to bring harm to him. I'd ask him for a pic/autograph. might even invite him to dinner. I'd mapquest the directions for him and maybe ask him about working in WWE. then let him go.

I hate Cena the wrestler...not Cena the goofy white kid asking for directions. lol

How is it that this is the first time I ever saw this topic? LOL

I'd probably give him directions haha. I might even see if he wants to hang out.

I will probably be hated for this, but I don't overly dislike Cena like most of the internet. I find him boring at times, but there are worse crimes.

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

I wouldnt even answer the door

Don't lie. We all know you would wet your pants with excitement and run to the bathroom quickly to style your hair and check that you look nice, before running back to the door and almost bump into him from excitement, completely disregarding the fact that you still have a wet patch spread over you.

I will tell him the truth and ask if he wants to stay for dinner and desert. Ill make him dinner and desert and treat him like a houseguest.

lol i wouldnt be as fucked up as you lot *cept Janine* just cos i dont like him
i would prolly tell him where it is, and prolly ask for an autograph, cos well. i dont have any.
whether i like someone or not i still respect the,. if it was Mysterio id ask for a john hancock

UltimateOpportunist wrote:

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

I wouldnt even answer the door

Don't lie. We all know you would wet your pants with excitement and run to the bathroom quickly to style your hair and check that you look nice, before running back to the door and almost bump into him from excitement, completely disregarding the fact that you still have a wet patch spread over you.

No. I wouldn't lie about something like that. I can't stand Cena.

I'd give him directions.

LL "THE GREAT" wrote:

lol i wouldnt be as fucked up as you lot *cept Janine* just cos i dont like him
i would prolly tell him where it is, and prolly ask for an autograph, cos well. i dont have any.
whether i like someone or not i still respect the,. if it was Mysterio id ask for a john hancock

I wasnt going to bring harm to him either

oh shnap i do apologise

Luckily, I have bars before my door way, so I can open the door & tell him to get lost.

I would be pissed someone such as CENA had to come to my door, when it could be someone I like.

I would ask for his autograph.


...and then kick him in the balls.

hes Superman, his balls are made of steel

My foot is made out of mythril, which is clearly stronger than steel and would easily break them.

I would invite him in... bring him to my room where my laptop is... i 'tell' him where gonna go on mapquest... once we get there... lock him up and do all sorts of bad things to him. (And when I say bad I mean great)

lol i would just give him the directions

LOL Keri. you are NOT as innocent as you make out

LL "THE GREAT" wrote:

LOL Keri. you are NOT as innocent as you make out

lol I never said I was. tehehehe

I would help him out in exchange for him signing my WHT and US title.

I already met him in 2005 but I just got these belts this year so it would be awesome for a former champ to sign them.

I will probably be starstruck to be honest, I mean let's face it, he's someone I see on TV everyweek so hell yea I'll be a bit excited. I'll most likely give him the directions and despite my dislike for him, he is hott so I'll probably seduce him to lol

lol u seduce ppl. i bet that dont work too much for ya

People overreact alot of the time...*Cough Blue.* Although he is famous and appears on TV, he is no better than any one else in the world.

UltimateOpportunist wrote:

People overreact alot of the time...*Cough Blue.* Although he is famous and appears on TV, he is no better than any one else in the world.

I dunno, I know some pretty crappy people.

This thread was funny as hell. It made my japanese saki night that much more awesome. Haven't laughed like that in a minute.