Friday Night Mayhem Week 4

Serena is in the ring to start off the show.

Serena: This....This is a load of crap! I should be competiting at the PPV for the championship, but now...Now, I have nothing! Nothing! And I have Jillian to thank for that. Jillian you made one huge mistake by returning and costing me the match. So why don't you get your ass down here right now, and I'll beat the hell out of you!

Jillian's music hits, and she makes her way down the ramp.

Jillian: I cost you a shot at the championship? Come on now Serena...We know it was you who cost yourself that opportunity. You took away my chance of even competing in the ring because of your brutal attack on me.....Whats that? You didn't think I knew it was you? I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid Serena!

Serena: Stop talking Jillian...Come on, lets finish this right here, right now. In this ring.

Jillian: Oh I will be coming down into that ring, don't you worry about that. But first, I'd like to officially present a challenge to you. Since neither of us has a match at Breakout, I figure its only fitting that we should have a match with eachother...What do you say?

Serena: You wanna know what I say, huh Jillian? I say your on! But...After the beating I give you, you won't be making anymore fairytale returns. Lets make this a ladder match, and the winner gets to keep their contract. The loser...Well the loser has no contract.

Jillian: I never thought I'd say this, but Serena, you have a smart idea right there. I accept. Knowing that you won't be in this company much longer, makes me soo happy.

The two engage as a staredown, and the GM Lita makes her way onto the stage.

Lita: I guess all there is for me to say is that this match is official. At Breakout, Jillian will face Serena in a ladder match, where the loser must leave Friday Night Mayhem forever. But at the moment, I'm more concerned about tonight. Thats why Jillian, you'll be teaming up with longtime rival Mickie James. And Serena, you will be teaming with Melina!

MATCH 1: DAFFNEY VS MARIA
The bell rings, and the two ladies lock up, with Daffney shoving Maria back a step or two. Maria kicks Daffney in the gut, then hits a snapmare, which takes Daffney to the ground! She follows it up with a kick to the gut of Daffney, and whips her into the corner. Daffney gets up, but Maria was quick enough to hit a running bulldog! 1...2..kick out! Maria picks Daffney up, but Daffney clotheslines Maria to the ground! She then begins biting at the forehead of Maria, which causes the referee to interfere. Daffney screams at the referee, before slamming Maria's head into the mat. She then applies a rear headlock, and Maria uses the momentum of the fans to escape the hold, and run at the ropes, only to be slammed to the ground by Daffney! Daffney goes for a spinning neckbreaker, but Maria reverses into a small package! 1...2..Kick out! Maria looks shocked, but goes to the top rope, setting up a diving crossbody when...

Angelina & Maryse are shown on the titantron, in the Women's Locker Room, with clothes in their hands, and scissors.

Angelina: Oh hey Maria! Don't mind us, we just thought we'd take it upon ourselves to look through your stuff, and boy did we find some hilarious stuff...Show her Maryse.

Maryse holds up one of Maria's tops, cringing her face.

Maryse: I don't really know what this is...Its disgusting. And you actually wear this...Unfashioned material? Its cheap...Tacky, and well...Shows your lowlights, if you know what I mean.

Angelina: But...Maria, don't worry, we can help you. Just a few snips here and there...And all we will great...Or for these clothes, half decent at the very best. But I must warn you...As skilled as we are, we definantly have our work cut out for us here.

Maryse begins cutting at Maria's tops.

Maryse: You see this Maria...I'm taking away some of this trashy material which isn't needed. It will only make you look less like a...Well, like a twig, how you say. Urgh...Angelina, this is gonna need something else. I think its the...

Angelina: Its gotta be the color. But I know what we can do...

Angelina pops out a spraycan, and begins spraying purple all over her tops.

Angelina: Mmmm....Much better. There we go Maria, your tops don't look so dull and boring...Thats all they needed.

Maryse begins looking at the shirt, and ripping it subtly.

Angelina: Maryse! What are you doing?!

Maryse: Oh no...I'm so so sorry Maria. It appears I cut too much...And well, it is causing a rip. Doesn't help when this material is so...Cheap. Where I'm from, we blow our noses on this material, not wear it into the ring. But I'm sure it won't matter too much with all your clothes ruined...I gather you don't mind going into the ring without ring gear.

The fans cheer loudly at this, as the two begin laughing, and the titantron returns blank. Maria looks Dazzled, but Daffney comes from behind and throws her off the rope, and picks her up and hits a swinging neckbreaker for the pin!
Winner: Daffney.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Gail Kim is backstage, when an interviewer approaches her.

Interviewer: Gail, how are you feeling, knowing you have to step into the ring with Angelina & Maryse alone tonight, without a partner?

Gail: I think its pretty obvious, isn't it? The odds are definantly stacked against me. But if theres one thing I've proven over the years, its that I overcome odds.

Interviewer: Would you be able to indicate how Savannah is doing?

Gail: Well the truth is, shes not doing too well. Tara took their no disqualification match too far, and doctors are saying that Savannah may very well never step inside a ring again. Tara, I'd just like to let you know that after this tournament thing is over, me and you are having a match...And I'm going to give to you, what you gave to Savannah.

Katie Lea interrupts Gail.

Katie: Thats nice Gail....Honouring your friend and all. I'm sure if something happened to my partner Daffney, I'd be pretty upset. But if you wanna talk about truth, the truth is, that your going to be having an early funeral on Friday Night Mayhem, just like your asian friend.

Gail: Is that a fact, Katie?

Katie: Well no...Its more of an opinion really...But let me just tell you that you are throwing yourself into the fire Gail...And you will be burnt. But I'll be sure to watch..Because it looks like it'd be fun.

Katie laughs, before walking off and leaving a confused interviewer and Gail.

HANDICAP MATCH 2: UN AMERICANZ VS GAIL KIM
The Un Americanz taunt Gail, as Maryse starts off with her. Maryse shoves Gail back, then taunts the crowd with a hairflip. Gail looks none too pleased, and runs at Maryse and hits a hurracarana! Maryse stumbles into the corner, and Gail charges at her, thrusting her shoulder into Maryse's gut, and landing outside the ropes. She attempts to go to the top rope, but Angelina distracts her. Gail kicks Angelina off the apron, but in this time Maryse is able to capitalize with a French TKO, sending Gail to the mat on the apron. Maryse pulls Gail through the ropes, and sets her up for the French Kiss! 1.....2....Kick out! Maryse looks stunned, as the crowd pops! Maryse slams Gail by the hair into the mat, and tags in Angelina. Angelina runs at Gail, going for a bicycle kick, but Gail dodges, and hits an insane clothesline! Both divas are down! Gail goes to the opposite corner, but realizes there is noone to tag. Angelina tags in Maryse, and Maryse runs at Gail, who dodges, sending Maryse into the post. Gail goes for a springboard crossbody, but Maryse kicks her in the gut upon landing. She goes for another DDT, but Gail reverses into a double arm suplex! 1...2..Angelina breaks it up! Gail hits a strong forearm on Angelina, and whips her into the corner. She then whips Maryse into the corner as well. She charges at the two together, but Maryse moves, and Gail slams into Angelina, and goes onto the apron outside. She then hops onto the top rope, and hits a diving dropkick! As she gets to her feet, Maryse runs at her with a powerful knee to the head! She picks Gail up, and hits another French Kiss! And its all over!
Winners: Un Americanz.

The two celebrate, as the Red Bombshells make their way down the ramp and into the ring. But by this time, they have already escaped, and begin taunting the Red Bombshells, who are disappointed not to get their hands on them. They will at the PPV, though!

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Lita walks down the hall, and enters her office, only to find Alicia Fox sitting on her chair, feet on the table.

Lita: What the hell do you think your doing?

Alicia: Waiting for you...We need to talk.

Lita: For starters...Get your feet off my desk, and get your bony ass out of my chair.

Alicia Fox sighs, before standing up and walking over to Lita.

Lita: What can I do for you?

Alicia: Well I actually have a question for you. Why haven't I been featured on this show at all? Are you saying I'm not good enough?

Lita: Alicia...Alot has been going on. Not only is there a tournament for the World championship, but one also for the tag team championship. There just wasn't time, I'm afraid.

Alicia: A tournament I didn't get the chance to compete in, by the way. But I guess I understand the jealousy...You knew I would've dominated it, and made the other divas look uncomparable.

Lita: I'm sorry Alicia...But I have nothing for you. You have to make an impact around here to get noticed.

Alicia: Make an impact? I'll show you impact...

Alicia walks out, as Eve walks in. The two engage in a staredown, before Alicia walks out and leaves Eve looking awkwardly at her.

Eve: Hey Lita...Whats her problem?

Lita: Hey Eve. I have no idea...Was there something I can do for you?

Eve: Well I noticed I haven't got a match at the PPV, and well...I really wanna compete. I was hoping you'd be able to do something, maybe?

Lita: You know what...I'm glad you asked. Hear me out...At the PPV, you will take on Alicia Fox, in her debuting match.

Eve: Thats actually a perfect idea! Thanks Lita, I knew I could count on you.

MATCH 3: MELINA AND SERENA VS MICKIE AND JILLIAN
Mickie starts this match off, calling Melina to come into the ring. Melina ignores her, and this allows Serena to hit her from behind! Serena begins kicking into Mickie, before throwing her outside of the ring. The referee stops Serena from exiting the ring, allowing Melina to slam Mickie into the barricade. "You think your good enough to team with me, huh?!" She screams, before Serena brings her back into the ring. Serena applies a body scissors, and Jillian works the crowd, allowing Mickie to get out of the hold with a strong elbow, and kick Serena in the gut. She tries to whip Serena into the ropes, but Serena reverses, sending Mickie into the turnbuckle. As Serena runs at her, Mickie hits a Mick-a-rana! She then makes the tag on Jillian, who comes in with a running elbow attack on Serena. She whips Serena into the turnbuckle, and hits a handspring splash! Melina tries getting into the ring, but Jillian dropkicks her off of the apron! Serena runs at Jillian and hits her from behind. She then picks her up for the GTS, but Jillian reverses into a neckbreaker! Jillian then goes for a handspring legdrop, but Serena moves. Melina then runs into the ring and attacks Jillian, but Mickie gets on the top rope, and jumps down on Melina, sending them both out of the ring! Serena picks Jillian up, and lifts her onto the top rope, for a superplex. But Jillian punches Serena a couple of times, sending her to the ground. She then dives on Serena with a 450 splash! 1...2...3!
Winners: Jillian & Mickie.

After the match, Melina and Serena attack the celebrating Jillian and Mickie! They both consequtively hit their finishes, and taunt the crowd! Melina challenges a knocked out Mickie to a match at Breakout.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT:
Vickie is shown arguing with an interviewer.

Vickie: Its not fair that LayCool lost their match, costing them an opportunity at the tag titles. Its also unfair that they don't have a match at the PPV...What the hell is this show?! How can they not feature the most dominant tag team today?! This is a disgrace...And is unacceptable. I'll be having words to Lita about this.

MAIN EVENT: NATALYA VS TARA
Natalya makes her way to the ring, but is attacked from behind by Tara! Tara throws Natalya into the barricade, then drags her by the hair down to the ring. She slams her head into the apron, and rolls her into the ring. As Tara walks towards Natalya, Natayla tackles Tara to the ground! She then begins punching Tara, as the bell rings. Natayla is forced off of Tara, which allows Tara to hit a powerful boot on Natalya! 1...2...Kick out! Tara looks frustrated. She picks Natalya up, and goes for the Spiders Web, but is kicked in the head multiple times by Nattie, allowing Nattie to clothesline Tara! Nattie goes to the top rope, but Tara runs at the side ropes, causing Nattie to trip! Tara then lifts Nattie off the rope, and hits a fireman carry to the mat! Tara picks Nattie up for the Widows Peak, but she is thrown to the ground, as Nattie applies the sharpshooter! Tara screams in pain, but after a minute, is able to grab the bottom rope tightly, forcing Nattie to break the hold. Nattie tries for the sharpshooter again, but is kicked into the corner post. Tara runs at her, but Nattie hits a discus clothesline out of nowhere! But she can't find the strength to get a pinfall. Both ladies get to their feet after a few moments, and begin exchanging punches. Nattie gets the upper hand, and runs at Tara, only to be thrown over the top rope! She holds on, and as she gets back into the ring, Tara kicks her in the back of the head, just as she did to Savannah the weak earlier! 1.....2....3!
Winner: Tara.

Tara celebrates her huge Victory, as Beth Phoenix steps onto the stage and eyes down Tara with a smirk.

Awesome stuffs pookie..!!!!!

Thanks Kev :D

very good show. good stuff....no Layla...but oh well -_- bahahhaaa