Cp Munk Reviews The Hardcore Justice

CP Munk's Hardcore Justice PPV Review

Match 1
Diamond,Swinger,Kash vs FBI
Big Sal got the best intro so far with the announced holding from the jersey shore in snooki's pool house. Some of those old ecw chants Where my pizza being chanted. Simon calls for extreme dance off after saying he got a problem and he is Damn right Simon Diamond is out of shape. OMG they are doing a dance contest. Kid Kash uses the ref gor a good flip dive. Damn Mike Tenay is trying his hardest to act like he loved ECW and meantioned the name when saying they weren't allow to meantion it. Liked seeing Kid Kash. happy the FBI won but this match went on a bit too long. * out of *****

Promos
Cool to see Pitbull Gary Wolfe sad to hear he won't be in a match. Al Snow cutting a classic promo with Head. Cool to see SuperNova there also funny to see make fun of there wwe careers. bWo is in the house. The Nose picking segment was nasty.

Match 2

Cw Anderson vs Too Cold Scorpio

Too Cold Scorpio I think spent all his energy just dancing to get to the ring. Too Cold Scorpio is pushing the match at a fast pace. Intresting mix of wrestlers. I think it would been cool to see Scorpio probably higher up the card with someone who could got more fast pace. This match have been shockingly very good. This styles showing to be very Awesome. Scorpio looked Great seems like he could be intresting to see work with tna talent. Both men were very impressive
**** out of *****

Promos
It seems like they keep caring what we think of what the tna all got to say about ecw. Awesome promo with Bill Alfonso and RVD I loved watching Alfonso and him cut a promo. TNA needs to hire Alfonso really.

Match 3
Justin Credible vs Stevie Richards

The Fans seem to be really loving both guys lots of cheers for both of them. Justin Credible and Stevie both had those moments in the orginal ecw. nice sling shot by Justin Credible going over the top rope. I would of loved to seen the Impact Players or Jason come out with Credible. nice spinning tombstone by Justin Credible. He breaks up the pin you know he is losing now. He does his quote and gets superkicked while saying it. Justin Credible gets up and is caning the hell out of Stevie. Lights gone out Cheering Sandman is standing behind him. White Russian Leg Sweep by the sandman. Nice Cane Shot to Credible. Sandman posse over Credible.
*** out of *****

Promo
Francine looks very different. I don't think I would of recongnized her had she made this show she looks so different. Shows off her new kid and says she is done with wrestling forever, Remember those of ECW who have passesd on showed a message on the screen no photos or anything.

Match 4
Spike Dudley vs Al Snow vs Rhino

This might be a very quick match that wasn't so great. I am gonna have a hard time seeing this match being any good. It just loosk like they picked 3 names and decided throw him in a match. A lot of Head chants and a intresting moonsault by Al Snow. They show the TNA roster watching the show backstage. Rhino counters the acid drop by Spike Dudley. Spike went for a double acid drop and was tossed over the ropes into the barracade. Ref knocked down Al Snow hits Rhino with head. Spike Dudley and Al Snow hit the mat with the chair and then drop the chair to the ground. Snow missing a swing with head. Acid Drop by Spike Dudley on Al Snow. Spike gets the pin Al Snow is elminated Gore follows on Spike Dudley. Rhino wins the Match
** out of *****


Promo
Mick Foley reading Hulk Hogan Book. Talks about the history with Raven and Tommy Dreamer this match is gonna have me very excited cause it could bring down the house. cool promo by Foley. Another TNA stars remembering ECW history.

Match 5
Chair Swingin Freaks vs Dudley Boyz w/ Joel Gertner

Marking Out right now Dudley Boyz with Joel Gertner in Dudley Orginal ring gear looks cool. Happy to see them. Another Awesome Joel Gertner Promo. We have a old school south philadelphia street fight. You can definitly tell that TNA is trying to piss off WWE Legal team. not a fan of the split screen would like to see them good a good camera on one member. Weapons are hitting the ring. Cook Sheets and Trash can lid off of Bubba Ray Dudley's head. Balls pulls out a light saber and the fans cheering use the force. D-von throws bubba ray the darth vader light saber. Awesome lightsaber Balls wins it got for the balls punch but Bubba counters with a Lightsaber to the Ball's Balls. Bubba Ray Dance and does the suck it elbow. Loving it. Everyone got chairs and are swingin them The Chair Swing Freaks get the advantage and a 2 count. Ref tries to double clothesline balls and axl after they try to beat him up. Was Up Head Butt on Balls. D-VON GET THE TABLES!!!!!!!!
Gertner brings out the Light Fluid they are about to light the table on fire. Table is light and Balls powerbombed through the flaming table. Dudley Boyz win. Awesome Match this been one of the best match on a TNA ppv in a long time. Gangsas interupt the Bubba ray dudley promo and bring out the guitar and the kitchen sink and crutch. Gangstas are beating up the dudley. Bubba takes 2 Sink shots to the head. New Jack Staples D-von head and hits him with the trash can. Puts the trash can on D-von and hits it was a hockey stick. New Jack plays the guitar and winds it up and and hits Joel Gertner in the head with it. Dudley reach back up to there feet and hug the Gangstas Axl and Ian Rotten join them all hug and rise hands.
***** out of *****

Promo by Raven hyping up the outcast vs the popular guy. Raven talks about Dreamer marrying his girl,family,and life. He says tommy got everything he should have. Good promo by raven like the guys promo work. remember going to get cake this bores me. Back ECW Wrestlers honoring Joey Styles. Awesome honoring of Joey Styles

Match 6
Final Show Down match
Raven vs Tommy Dreamer Cactus Jack Refreee

Raven enters and walks over to taunt dixie carter,Dreamers Wife and Kids. A lot of thanks to Tommy Dreamer. I remember this orginal time Raven always seemed to one up Dreamer. These too will hopefully. I think it was Mountain Dew spit into the face of Raven. Drop toehold into two chairs. You can tell the TNA fans act like they never seen a raven match. With the drop toe hold they are going h my god. Raven busts up Dreamer infront of his family. Dixie is getting Dreamers kid out of the arena.Tommy Drop toe holds Raven into the chair. Innovator violance grabs a sign and knock it off ravens head. raven is busted open. the sign said read this sign to reveal it was a dead end sign when he removed the cover of it. Dreamer brings in a ladder. Raven's head sling shooted into the ladder. Ouch Dreamer get his legs caught in the ladder fighting with raven on the top rope. clothes off the top rope rope with dreamers legs caught in the ladder on the 2nd rope. Dreamer kicks out of of the pin and hits the dreamer driver on raven. Tommy pulls out Barbwire from under the ring. Barbwire corssface barbwire cutting open ravens eye and mouth. bWo Nova attacks Foley and meanie breaks up dreamer hold when raven is tapping out. no one to call the match. Dreamer with DDT on Meanie and neckbreaker on Nova. Evenflow DDT for a 2 count on Dreamer. Foley is beating up raven with punches and Mr.Socko down ravens throat. Raven's Lackey Lupos hits leg drop off the top rope. Foley knocks him down and barbwired mandible claw on Lupos. Raven is up in the ring and cuffing Dreamer. Raven hitting Dreamer with the Chair. Beulah gets in the ring trying to stop raven. She hugs raven. he pusshes away and knocks another homerun shot off dreamer's head. raven aims to hit her with a foley break it up lowblow on foley and hits him with a chair.raven posse beluah with a lowblow and dreamer with a DDT for a 2 count raven kicks out. Dreamers tries to cuffed ddt to raven again. Raven hits dreamer in the knee with a chair Evenflow DDT on the sign. Raven wins.

***** out of *****

Promos with JB and So Cal Val promoting tnawrestling.com The Gangstas show up.New Jack Calls JB his bitch. JB says he is New Jacks Bitch. Paul Heyman is being hyped up they are honoring Paul Heyman.

Main Event
Rob Van Dam w/ Bill Alfonso vs Sabu w/ Bill Alfonso
Alfonso enters with RVD then runs to the back. Sabu showing up with Bill Alfonso. Sabu is sporting his new bald head look. I seen it before in AAA with Dr Wagner jr. Still seems different. Sabu with the leg dive but Van Dam gets out of the way. Sabu using the chair to assist him on the camel clutch. Sabu is bleeding from the back of his real cut. Monkey flip onto chair. Chair thrown at Sabu.
Awesome Hurricanrana by Sabu and now Arabian Facebuster on RVD. Alfonso tosses a chair into Sabu. RVD trips sabus when he goes for the chair moonsault and Sabu lands face first into the chair. RVD puts Sabu on top rope inbetween the ring Alfonso holds the chair infront of sabu's face and VanAssassin on Sabu. RVD sets up a table and Sabu throwing the chair off of Van Dam two times. RVD puts a chair on Sabu and does rolling thunder Sabu kicks out at 2. Sabu Springboard off the rope twisting DDT on a chair 2 count on RVD. Sabu missing Arabian face buster on a table. RVD hits a 5 star frog splash for the Win. RVD and Sabu Hug after the match and he raises Van Dams hand and Alfonso holds up the title. Lockeroom empties with cans of beers. Fuck You Vince Chant going on. Bubba Ray Dudley lifts Dixie Carter into the ring.

**** out of *****

Overall a good ppv and better then alot of the shit tna put on latly.

It was so boring! NEVER DO THIS AGAIN TNA!

It was a good ppv. Glad someone actually knows wrestling history.

For a second I thought CM Punk reviewed this.

i guess blue never saw the old ECW matches, they were boring.

i liked the PPV out of what i saw, i liked that they brought old ECW matches and even feuds back.

i really like how they were flirting with saying the stuff they were not allowed to say since Vince owns ECW.

The Black Belt (w/Jordan) wrote:

i guess blue never saw the old ECW matches, they were boring.

i liked the PPV out of what i saw, i liked that they brought old ECW matches and even feuds back.

i really like how they were flirting with saying the stuff they were not allowed to say since Vince owns ECW.

It's not that I never saw ECW. The wrestlers that were used are old dried up old farts and I don't care to watch them wrestle (with the exception of RVD)

The stream kept lagging so that added to my frustrations.

sounds decent enough. Knowing Francine was there makes me smile. She was my #1 fave ECW girl.

still, overall, I have no interest in watching another ECW rehash....it's over...it's gone...let it fucking die already.


great review, CP

So this is what the good TNA talent were screwed out of? Seeing hasbeens and rejects competing? Meh...Enjoy your huge paycheck when Vince buys you out Dixxie.

LMFAO XXX

While the ppv may have been ok, according to some, TNA is in no position to live off of the past. Their main priority should be to do everything within their means to make the company legit. When I think TNA I think of... a second or third world country.