Official Report by Scott Keith
Segment 1-
Stephanie McMahon is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Alissa Flash and Amy Dumas fight one on one.
Overall Rating- 91%
Road Agent Notes- Stephanie McMahon has gained overness from this sgement
Segment 2-
The Beautiful People vs Lisa Moretti and Jacqueline : Moretti slams Velvet Sky down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Powerslam from Lisa Moretti on Velvet. Cover for a two count. Tag to Jacqueline. Jacqueline \ Moretti hook up Velvet, then hit a double suplex. Velvet Sky takes a butterfly suplex from Jacqueline. Cover for a two count. Jacqueline drives a forearm into the chest of Velvet. Velvet Sky fights out of a grapple. Velvet Sky with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Tag between Velvet Sky and Angelina Love. Gut buster, Jacqueline hits hard. Doctor Bomb, Jacqueline landed hard. Jacqueline counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag to Lisa Moretti. Big clothesline from Moretti. Moretti DDTs Angelina Love. Pin, but Angelina is out just before the three count. Lame kick from Moretti. Angelina blocks a punch. Tiger bomb by Angelina Love, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Lisa Moretti hooks up a suplex, but Angelina flips out and lands on her feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! The Beautiful People climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.
Winners- The Beautiful People
Overall Rating- 62%
Crowd Reaction- 74%
Match Quality- 60%
Segment 3-
Melina and Maddison Rayne vs Natalya and Maryse : Face crusher from Melina on Maryse. Back heel kick from Melina on Maryse. Cover for a two count. Melina tags out to Maddison Rayne. Rayne \ Melina hook up Maryse, then hit a double suplex. Rayne hits an arm drag on Maryse. Hooks the leg for a two count. Maddison Rayne strikes Maryse. Maryse powers out of a headlock. Diving headbutt from Maryse, not much elevation. Tag between Maryse and Natalya. Natalya drives a thrust kick into the chest of Rayne. Doctor Bomb, Rayne landed hard. Rayne backdrops Natalya out of a piledriver attempt. Tag between Maddison Rayne and Melina. Back heel kick from Melina on Natalya. Melina with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Back suplex on Natalya, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Natalya avoids a Melina avalanche. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Melina hits hard. Melina gets knocked to the ground by Natalya. Melina gets locked in the Sharpshooter! Submission victory! Natalya \ Maryse go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. **1\2 rating for a decent contest.
Winners- Natalya/Maryse
Overall Rating-63%
Crowd Reaction-73%
Match Quality-67%
Segment 4-
Jackie Gayda-Haas comes down to the ring and takes a microphone. She announces that she has made a big new signing, and that her new client is Cherry. Out comes Cherry, and she shakes hands with her new manager, signaling their alliance.
Overall Rating- 66%
Segment 5-
April Hunter vs Roxxi : April Hunter hits a right hand on Roxxi. Big kick from A. Hunter. There's a two count on the pin. Roxxi reverses a April Hunter hammerlock. A. Hunter takes a chop from Roxxi. Roxxi hits an arm drag on A. Hunter. Stun Gun from Roxxi! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? A. Hunter counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Big clothesline from A. Hunter. Roxxi grabs April Hunter from behind and shoves her into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but A. Hunter rolls through with the move! She used a pull of the tights to get Roxxi over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! I don't think the fight has finished. April Hunter and Roxxi have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.
Winner- April Hunter
Overall Rating- 52%
Crowd reaction- 61%
Match Quality- 51%
Segment 6-
Jackie Gayda-Haas is in the ring, and doesn't notice Nikkita come out of the crowd and into the ring. She attacks, leaving Jackie down. Jackie Gayda-Haas is in trouble. Kat Nip! Nikkita leaves, her message having been made.
Overall Rating- 64%
Segment 7-
Layla El, Michelle McCool, and Beth Phoenix vs Sarita, Taylor Wilde, and Gail Kim : Michelle suplexes Taylor to the canvas. Big kick from Michelle. Tag between Michelle McCool and Beth Phoenix. Stun Gun from Beth Phoenix! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Reverse DDT on Taylor. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Beth Phoenix and Layla El. Phoenix \ Layla whip Taylor into the corner. Beth Phoenix whips Layla El in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Layla hits a flying kick on Taylor. Taylor backdrops Layla El out of a piledriver attempt. Layla walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Tag between Taylor Wilde and Sarita. Sarita uses a basement dropkick to the knee. DDT from the top rope by Sarita. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sarita hits a rolling kick on Layla. Tag between Sarita and Gail Kim. Spinning back kick from Gail Kim. Hard back suplex on Layla. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Layla counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Tag to Michelle McCool. Right hand from Michelle on Gail Kim. Gail Kim tags out to Taylor Wilde. Taylor hits a quick kick on Michelle. Taylor, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Michelle McCool. Michelle McCool can barely stand. Here it comes - Bridging German Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a **1\2 rating.
Winner- SariTaylor and Gail Kim
Overall Rating-64%
Crowd Reaction-73%
Match Quality-71%
Segment 8-
Mickie James is backstage. She wanted to rip into Awesome Kong. That's a good way to build up to an eventual match.
Ovearll Rating- 87%
Segment 9-
Awesome Kong vs Mickie James : Rude Awakening on Mickie James by Kong. Nice piledriver on Mickie. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mickie blocks a kick from Awesome Kong. Mickie hits an arm drag on Kong. Mickie James arm drags Kong over. There's a two count on the pin. Mickie James with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Mickie hits a flying kick on Kong. Kong blocks the suplex attempt. Awesome Kong hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by Awesome Kong, Mickie James got planted. Pin, but Mickie is out just before the three count. Flying shoulder tackle by Kong sends Mickie to the mat. Mickie gets slammed. Mickie James elbows Awesome Kong in the face to break a hammerlock. Mickie hits a spinning back kick. Mickie James blasts Kong with a rather-less-than-super kick. Awesome Kong misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Mickie James knocks Kong to the outside, then signals for the Mickie-DT. She reaches out of the ring for Awesome Kong...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Kong sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Awesome Kong, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Awesome Kong looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Kong has lost it! *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
Winner Mickie James
Overall Rating-72%
Crowd Reaction-82%
Match Quality 78%
Segment 10-
Vickie Guerrero is backstage in her locker room. In comes Michelle McCool, and she attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Layla El comes in too, and she joins in the attack on Vickie. The two-on-one attack leaves Vickie Guerrero down in her own locker room.
Overall Rating- 74%
Segment 11-
Alissa Flash vs Amy Dumas : Alissa Flash gets hip tossed by Dumas. Dumas snapmares Alissa Flash. Dumas hits a spinning back kick. Alissa Flash takes a knee lift from Dumas. Flash counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Hard back suplex on Dumas. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Spinning bulldog in the corner, Dumas is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dumas pushes out of a Alissa Flash hold. Back heel kick from Dumas on Flash, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Dumas face jams Alissa Flash. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Alissa Flash fights out of a grapple. Standing leg lariat by Alissa Flash on Dumas. Dumas blocks a kick from Alissa Flash. Flying elbow from Amy Dumas, barely hitting the target. Amy Dumas has Alissa Flash down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Moonsault!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Flash is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. *** rating for a good bout.
Winner Amy Dumas
Overall Rating-75%
Crowd Reaction- 90%
Match Quality-72%
Show Rating 70%
