Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

"Risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking."

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Wisdom is accepting that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

since it seems no one else has any "words of wisdom" to share, I'll post one daily. Take it as you like.

Today's word of wisdom is:

"The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late."

Um "Never Give Up"? lol

WD Stalker Number of posts : 11345 Registration date : 2008-08-24

One my Grandfather gave that seems to pass down through the family

The Fucking you Get ain't worth the fucking you got.

Refers to pregnancy.

Sometimes friends can be the best medicine there is.

Don't Be A Slut, Wash Your Butt

If YOU Didn't Get Yours, Then He Didn't Do His Chores...lol

Dont spit/piss in the wind.

lifes a bitch, then you die. lifes a bitch again, then you marry one

"Life's hard. Grow a pair."

"masturbation is your friend, but scratching an itch is the great gasm you can have"

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

dont be a cockgobbler

the only stable people in life, are those that have money

Masturbation is sex with someone you love.

masturbation is the only sex that will never let you down
your hand never says no

Umm...

Life isn't fair... deal with it.

^ gives rep

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."

be nice to fast food workers. They could spit in your drink...

The only advice I have ever gotten from my brother. He was drunk and high out of his gourd:

"Never under estimate the power of pussy."

Thanks a lot Warren. <_<

LMAO! LMAO! Vixen SARCY for Funniest member of September! Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along? 97925

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature"

Dont tug on Superman's cape.

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Blue McLaren wrote:: LMAO! LMAO! Vixen SARCY for Funniest member of September!

be sure to check out some shit ive come out with within the past half hour
and fyi it was sarcys brother, so if anything warren deserves MY award

i think he was telling me to put Sarcy's name on the ballot for next time.

which i had already done, anyway lol.

and some people havent been posting so if they keep it up, they wont be nominated.

^ oh yeh i just noticed
i shoulda noticed before i mean Vix and funniest memeber equals rosa mendez and championship gold....just doesnt fit

LL "THE GREAT" wrote:: ^ oh yeh i just noticed
i shoulda noticed before i mean Vix and funniest memeber equals rosa mendez and championship gold....just doesnt fit

yeah.

me and Funny = FAIL
I wouldnt let Blue do that.

lol
u and taking the piss outta yourself works thoug
such a good quality to take light on a joke at your expense

im english....i get it a lot

hmm i tell u what off topic thoug....those cold fries are smelling REALLY good

Don't Procrastinate... unless u wanna be really stressed, then go ahead.

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"You can polish a turd, but it will always be a piece of shit."

Ive been waiting for someone to post in here, lol.

You must experience failure to appreciate success.

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Don't fry bacon in the nude"

"dont pee in to the wind"
words from Bones

Don't wait until the night before the day you have 2 tests to study, because you will not get any studing done.

poor Keri.

after talking to an old high school classmate today, my advice is: If you burn a hotdog in the microwave, then you definitely dont need to touch the stove.

lol i like that
keri it will be ok i believe in u

Awww thnx Bones. I try to believe in myself.

we all believe in you

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Breast fed is best fed."

Don't listen to what your teacher tells you thats on the test, because more then likely its the complete opposite.

live your live like its your last day

If you want to shoot someone, remember above the waist is attempted murder, below the waist is just assault.

lol i like that one vix
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

I GOT ONE ! I GOT ONE!

"Man with hand in pocket, Feel cocky all day"

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