Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

^LOL SO true.

Dont Trust Anyone-Stone Cold

"Keep Talking Bitches, Your making me famous"

"Each days a gift and not a given right."- Nickelback

if you want something spend hours walking to and from it til it comes.

Do you know that the busiest person has the largest amount of time?

If you think you're ready for kids, buy a puppy.

if you think your ready for a puppy, buy an eggplant

Life isn't like a box of chocolates ...... It's more like a jar of Jalapeños. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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Bad.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

lmao

Real men wear pink.

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Good to see you stole it from me. shifty

Anyways.. uh..

LIFE IS LIEK A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, YOU NEVAR KNOW WHATCHUR GONNA GET.

lol i know i did Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along? - Page 2 Icon_redface

When you drive NEVER hit and run.

Dont drink and drive. Pull over, take a few sips, then continue on your way. Wink

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=D

"______ is a fucking idiot. Fill in the blank."

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"Love is like a body slam you get swept off your feet and get turned upside down and there is nothing you can do but fall back down to earth"

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Hey Quisee, that's pretty damn true.

Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

One of the most expensive things in the world can be a woman who is free for the evening.

its not really words of wisdom. more like advice :S

"nobody puts baby in a corner".... shifty

yeah there i said it

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only 1 screw to fill it.

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Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking."

Treat others the way you would want to be treated.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, which is invariably fatal.

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer. my cousin told me that once, lol

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)"

Guys are like Purses: cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

You dont have to love me,
you dont even have to like me.
But you will respect me,
You know why.....
CUZ IMMA BOSS -- Kelis

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If you're ever in a fight with someone or losing an argument this is the way to go.

"If you can't beat them... run like fuck "

Never second guess yourself.

LMAO This thread is fucking epic

Love like you never been hurt before.

Just be yourself. Don't try to be anyone your not.

Dont count your chickens before they hatch.

if you are not pretty...don't try to be! smile

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Live everyday to the fullest.

Buff my shit bitch!

blue how are those words of wisdom? shifty

^LMAO I was thinking the exact same thing.

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional"

"Be Sexy!"

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine."

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"It's easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is much better at the top."

Be careful who you piss off as a child, they might become your employer one day.

If you can't think positive, think pink!

always wear clean underwear. u never know when u may get hit by a bus. or worse yet your 1 year old sister

dont tug on superman's cape.

World Champion Number of posts : 1078 Age : 40 Registration date : 2008-10-02

Angel's words of wisdom today is:

"God didn't create humans, but humans created God. If they didn't believe he exists there would be no God."

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