Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

Shaggy, Brittney spears and craig david were in an elevator and some one farted

shaggy said: "it wasnt me"

Craig david said: "im walkin awayy"

Brittney spears said: "oops i did it again"

People change like seasons so don't expect everyone to make it pass every season in your life

‎'Friend' is a word we often take lightly, use loosely, and waste on strangers

Real friends need you even when they don't need you

Don't live in your past and destroy your future


People Never change, They Just BecOme mOre Of WhO They Really Are...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Life is like a dance, don't choose the best dancer as your partner, but choose the one that wants to dance with you

Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left

If at first you dont succeed..destroy all evidence that you tried. ...and if at first you do succeed, try not to lo0k surprised!

Clever.

"Best memories come from bad ideas"


"This is who I am..Nobody said you had to like it!!!"

The old believe everything. The middle-aged suspect everything. The young know everything.

To teach is to learn twice

Well this is to all my HATAZ

Spoiler:

A B.I.T.C.H is a Beautiful Individual that Creates Haters!

Never like your own status. It comes off as needy.

Serial wrote:

Never like your own status. It comes off as needy.

you must have forgotten who i am. I'm very needy
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new one:

if you ever get pulled over for drunk driving and the cop asks you "can you say the alphabet backwards?"

DO NOT reply with "i can whoop your ass backwards" xD

"The best mirror is an old friend"

"If You Think It's Necessary To Judge Me By My Past. Don't Get Mad When I Put You There."

from one of my fave Blood on the Dance Floor Songs - Bitches get Stitches:


Talk your shit. You're only making me famous.

Quote :

“Only when the last tree has been cut down.
Only when the last river has been poisoned.
Only when the last fish has been caught.
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.”
— American Indian Proverb

It may not always be black and white but your heart always knows what's right.

If You Expect Me To Be Perfect» I Apologize For Being Human!!!!

Behind every little sister is a big brother, ready to kick ass!

~Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people away. But to see who cares enough to tear those walls down.~

Quote :

“A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.”

— Albert Einstein

The early bird might get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

you dont become a failure until you are satisfied with being one.

"Swallow BITCH! There's People Starving In Africa"

well there was a sex discussion and then somewhere they said something Sex now and sex then.

My grandmother randomly blurted out

"New brooms may clean better, but the old ones gets into all the corners"

yes.....yes...advice from grandma :p

Don't let yesterdays disappointments distract you from today's opportunities, that will open doors for tomorrows blessings

Grammar Is Important. For Instance, Commas Save Lives:
Let's Eat Grandma. Lets Eat, Grandma.

Lucky 7 wrote:

Grammar Is Important. For Instance, Commas Save Lives:
Let's Eat Grandma. Lets Eat, Grandma.

I must be a giant perv. because when I read that I thought it meant eat grandma in a sexual way. I was rather disgusted.

I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you..And be less then I was just to prove I could walk beside you..Now that I've flown away I see you've chosen to stay behind me...And still you curse the day I decided to stay true to myself

I Guess In The End People Become The Person That They Promised They Would Never Be...

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Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

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"Smile through all the bullshit"

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Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about those who dont. And believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it!!

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You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.

Everyone who got where he is has had to begin where he was

So much advice from one man. lol

LMAO yes....yes.

Don't waste it all in one post.

WTF?

NCD: Best In The World wrote:

WTF?