Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

Fortune Cookie:

What you will do matters. All you need is to do it.

If you try to hit on Vix, remember one thing: (chants down the hallway) TANK IS GONNA KILLLLLL YYOOOUUUU, TANK IS GONNA KKKIIIILLLL YYYUYOOUUU...

You have to help yourself before you can help anyone else.

"Shit Happens When You Party Naked" ..Lol,

A person can live 1 month off a compliment. I know. I've done it.

-Mark Twain

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

- - 2 Pac `

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

If you try to hit on Vix, remember one thing: (chants down the hallway) TANK IS GONNA KILLLLLL YYOOOUUUU, TANK IS GONNA KKKIIIILLLL YYYUYOOUUU...

Tankie likes.....

Never post nude photos or your ass will get BANNED!

Dont fall for someone...unless they are willing to catch you

Crushes can hurt, or else they wouldnt call it a crush.

dont cross the boss

Do what your heart tells you.

i saw this on Facebook, its not something from me...but ill post it for everyone


In life you can absolutely count on one thing, - everything can turn around in one day, in one minute sometimes. Don't you dare to give up, - you might be a moment away from a windfall.

Wut? i didnt feel like typing.

lol cocokola

I like that one and Dead, yours is really wise.


Those who love most are least valued.

this is pretty cool thread.
let's see:
you have to know yourself before you can judge others.

If you dont like your job, you dont quit. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. that's the american way!

-Homer Simpson

Homer always knows what to say.

give up hope... dreams are for suckers.

the best way to navigate through life is to give up all our controls.

Just because people treat you like a loser, doesnt mean you are one. Only thing that matters is what you think of yourself.

Dont ever cut up a woman's clothes.

"Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Other's cause happiness WHEN they go". (Oscar Wilde)

"Always look a gift horse in the mouth, it's better than the other end" (my gramps fave)

"Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly cuts to the bone"

"If you're beautiful on the inside, do the world a favor and turn your ugly ass inside out".

"They say marriage is an institution because, only crazy people get hitched."

"Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!"

"Drugs aren't habit forming...I should know I've been on crack for years".

"An alcoholic is someone we all don't like who drinks as much as we do".

"Whoever said I was violent is a liar. If I ever see them I'll break their neck in 3 places"

"If you ever save a princess from a castle you better get more than a kiss on the cheek"

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

Dont ever cut up a woman's clothes.

LOL. FTW?

Edgegore wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

Dont ever cut up a woman's clothes.

LOL. FTW?

I was thinking about SD.




No guy is worth crying over and when you find one that is, he wont make you cry.

Don't Fuck With Jordan. He can become your worst enemy, keep him as your friend. When he asks you what's up, tell him what's up. When he wants you to back off, back off. You got something to say? Say it to him: don't be a pussy, don't run. He will come after you.

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

Don't Fuck With Jordan. He can become your worst enemy, keep him as your friend. When he asks you what's up, tell him what's up. When he wants you to back off, back off. You got something to say? Say it to him: don't be a pussy, don't run. He will come after you.

Epic.

"Here's to the future, cuz im done with the past."

Cheers!

Fear breeds weakness.

Jordan Harvey Version 1.0 wrote:

Don't Fuck With Jordan. He can become your worst enemy, keep him as your friend. When he asks you what's up, tell him what's up. When he wants you to back off, back off. You got something to say? Say it to him: don't be a pussy, don't run. He will come after you.

I was reading through some of the stuff in here and I was like "interesting," but once I saw this, I simply said, "oookkaaay... wtf?!"

You have a very humorous side to you. If you were being serious...

Love makes the heart weak.

You cant control others. You can only control yourself.

Your journey needs companions just as your life needs compassion

A one minute kiss can burn 26 calories.

Strength is not measured by the size of your muscles, but by the size of your heart.

Here's a classic:

Sex is like math- Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!

A wise man once said... "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

"There's hope, it doesn't coast a thing to smile. You don't have to pay to laugh, you better thank god for that." -India Arie

shape your life around 1 question; How do you want to be remembered?

Stick to the man before that motherfucker sticks it to you. Fuck everybody, they can suck a dick.

Nah, I don't think I'd ever pass this on.

^ NCD

if you're not cheating you're not trying

If at first you Fail, then try your best to hide all evidence that you did lol

^LMAO nice one!