Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

Lol a friend once told me this had to LMAO.

"Stop fucking around and fuck straight" lol...it was just weird to hear.

Quisee wrote:

"A good deed doesn't go unpunished"

I love that play "Wicked"

just do best u can. no mater how much u mes up as long as u no u did u best u has nothin feels bad bout

My new Motto:

K.I.S.S.

Keep It Simple, Stupid.

My math teacher used to say that ALL the time..

"It's better to be Pissed off, than Pissed ON!" - R.kelly

Want some good karma?
Do Something Good Today

My cousin told me this i just had to LMAO

"I support you in anything you do, so if this is your dream.......please wake up"

Trust your instinct. Often it is thought lost in the subconsciousness.

"You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." - Eminem.

"When in doubt, throw it out"

"Stick up for yourself son, never mind what anybody else done"

I got that off of the lyrics to Ambling Alp by Yeasayer but I think Joe Louis' father said that to Joe.

"You're at your best when you are being your true self"

heard it on a kid's cartoon just now

there's no such thing as safe sex

you're my friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm going to trip you

Don't poop on your neighbores lawn or they will call the cops

Please Don't Ask

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all lies you can invent-William Blake

"If there is grass on the field, then play ball!"

John 3:16. Google it.

life is too short to dwell on the past

If you don't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love someone else?-Ru Paul

If the glass is half full, fill it back up. Oh...And, make sure you pluck your chicken before you cook it Would hate some nasty hairs getting in places...

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

"It's not about where you've been, it's where your going"

If you make it they'll come

spooning leads to forking

That doesn't sound pleasant.

Underboss Vengenz wrote:

Being gifted doesn't mean you've been given something. It means, you have something to give.

This is truly amazing, it's really beautiful actually.

Lol @vix

when you're in a tough spot just think: What would Scooby-Doo Do? and the path will become clear to you.

Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should and just because everyone thinks it's right, doesn't mean it is.

If you don't shoot far the first time, make them work harder next time.

U Can't Buy Happiness, But U Can Buy Ice Cream,.Which is Kind Of the Same XD

Lovers come and go but friends are forever.

"If your neck hurts don't play rugby"

I think it's good advice considering my situation. :D

If you have peace within yourself,nobody can touch you no matter what happens.

I just heard this a bit ago:

"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, they're yours. If not, then you stalk them"

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

I just heard this a bit ago:

"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, they're yours. If not, then you stalk them"

Where'd you hear this?

Name Changah 3:16 wrote:

The Sexy Vixen wrote:

I just heard this a bit ago:

"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, they're yours. If not, then you stalk them"

Where'd you hear this?

Two and a Half Men...i love that show

Rose is hilarious