Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along?

"deny deny deny....and if all else fails, deny some more"

i just kinda thought about that and it made me chuckle

Being PARANOID sucks!

Real people are not fake, and fake people are not real. Sometimes its a good thing to have fake people in this world. It helps you find out who your real friends are.

^^^

Ironic aint it?

One less moron 20 days wrote:

^^^

Ironic aint it?

Money can't buy happiness, but i would rather cry in my Ferarri

Don't get upset when people correct you. When they stop correcting you, that means they've given up on you.

Also

You were born unique, don't die a copy.

LOL
I'll take crying in my Ferrari as well.

King Silva wrote:

Try not to pay attention to annoying bitches.

They are not worth your time.

Love this one, so true

King Silva wrote:

^ I know!

Do your little bit of good where you are, it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.

Don't ever take anybody for granted, cause you never know when you might lose them and you may never get a chance to tell them how you feel- MC, Glitter.

Some men need a nice hard cock punch.

Some women need a nice tight nipple twist.

It's two past six twice a day because everyone deserves a second chance

Sometimes the road is rough but it's the bumps along the way when you learn the most and gain the most strength.

" If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!"

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

The Unsexy Hoe Keri wrote:

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

wow Keri. lmfao

my friend is going through a divorce, sadly he hasnt had sex in 3 years. his mom says

"3 years without getting laid is reason enough to get divorced."

i like the last one.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.


Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.

LMAO @ Keri & Vix.

Follow your heart as long as it isn't into a marriage... you'll be paying for it later on with alimony.

"Tomorrow Isn't PROMISED to Anyone"

Honesty and courtesy pays off.

Life is short; But it's the longest thing you'll ever do!

There is always a way to be honest without being brutal.
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much

"You want perfection? Go get yourself a Barbie!"

"while you humiliate, offend, insult and degrade your woman, there is a man wanting to court her and remind her that she is a great woman"

"A dangerous woman is a woman with a plan...."


Lol i get these off a friend of mines FB, for some reason, she is always so angered

"Life isn't about what happens to you, it's about how you handle what happens"

Quote :

"You want perfection? Go get yourself a Barbie!"

lol that one is awesome

Barbie isn't perfect, she has no butt hole.

LMAO ^

From a Friend, a future great writer, you are going to be hearing from this guy in the future, i personally think he has some amazing ways with words. Mr. Brian Pacheco

"Don't open yourself up. Stay closed; be smart. Go on wild vacations; travel; love the night sky, the open bar and commit to yourself and only thyself. Fools are stupid and they repeat mistakes. The obvious is flashing before you like a neon sign, so swallow your heart, digest it and never let it speak. Everything is magnified with the red organ, when it should simply be about enjoying the yellow sunflower."

"Joy?? It never leaves, just like the clouds cover the sun, situations cover it. Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there"

"Never let anyone take you for granted. It may be too late before they realize the best gift they could have received, was the one they threw away."

"I am NOT a doormat to be walked on. I`m NOT a kid to play games with. I`m NOT an object to use and set aside. People need to learn to treat people with respect!"

I love stealing Peoples facebook statuses lol

"Something may happen tommorrow..."

As bad as you think you have it, there's always someone worse off.

"You can't be Fat and mean, If your going to dish it out, your going to have to look it up, Fat people are jolly for a reason, Fat repels people but Joy attracts them, I kow everyone is laughing at your cruel jokes, but no one is inviting you to the prom. So you can either be fat and Jolly or a Skinny Bitch, it's up to you"

It's mean yet funny at the same time

C . L . A . S . S = Come . Late . And . Start . Socializing .

Quote :

"Joy?? It never leaves, just like the clouds cover the sun, situations cover it. Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there"

that one is cool.

When Vickie Guerrero says excuse me, you don't boo her, you get the hell out of her way!

Don't throw rocks at other people's houses, because those houses could become apart of yours in the future...

My Uncle was very racist and called people "black bastards" and his daughter had it off with a black guy and had a black baby, so karma came back to him lol...

Revenge is always the weakness of a narrow mind.